Training Hard

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Episode 152/1x152
Training Hard

I'm gonna be serious now, I promise...

Blogger Bree
Date Posted March 12th, 2007
Length 2:25
Description Tachyon's helping me learn how to be tough. Jonas, I saw the information you found... good work. I hope we can be friends... I still feel horrible about not trusting you.
Location(s) Tachyon's Training Camp
YouTube Tags LG15 lonelygirl15 daniel danielbeast jonas jonastko tachyon training hard ogre tree purple monkey punchy
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Director(s) Miles Beckett
Camera Miles Beckett
Executive Story Editor Glenn Rubenstein
Vidplay Mesh Flinders
Story Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
Editor(s) Kevin Schlanser
Bree Jessica Lee Rose
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Training Hard is the one-hundred fifty-second video in the lonelygirl15 video series.


Bree: Hi, so I just wanted to let everybody know that I'm alive, and I haven't fallen off the face of the earth. Not yet. I'm here at (Bree turns the camera toward a tree and back to herself.) one of Tachyon's camps. Basically, I've been staying here for a few days and she's teaching me "how to be a badass." She started running me through some general conditioning. I'm not as good at it as she is, but...I'm getting better. To be honest with you this thing, I just don't think I'm cut out for it, you know? But don't tell Tachyon. (whispering) She'd be mad. (normally) So, I brought along an old friend. (Bree turns the camera to show that she is holding Purple Monkey.) I haven't really had much time to hang out with him lately, so, yeah. And to be honest, I think I'm a little old to be playing with stuffed toys. Sad but true. But, I'm bored, so, what are you gonna do? The coolest thing about staying out here is spiders. I know, right? I saw this huge one. It was like, the size of my hand. Okay, maybe not my hand, fist. I was ready to do a "Proving Science Wrong" right there in the tent, but Tachyon would probably get mad at me. She wants me to take things a little more seriously. (Bree tries to make a serious face and shifts her eyes.) I'm trying. Anyway, she's around here somewhere. I heard a grunt and a tree fall, so she's probably...beating up an ogre or something, I don't know. She does that stuff sometimes. Anyway, Jonas, crazy mad props on cracking your aunt's stash. Did I really just say crazy mad props? God, what is wrong with me? I'm so bored. (sighs) Bored. (sighs again) It looks like your aunt did some pretty good investigating work on the Order, so, I don't know, give her a gold star or something. (giggles) I'm in a really weird mood. I don't know, Tachyon's been making me do hand stands and attempt scissor splits all morning, so I think I'm a little punchy. But, seriously, I'm gonna be serious now, I promise, serious, my most serious...look. I told Tachyon about what you found in your aunt's office. She told me something pretty interesting. I guess a few years back, there was an uprising against the Order, and a lot of people that were on the inside and some from the outside rebelled against it. The Order fought back and eventually crushed it. That's what all those mysterious deaths were about. I don't know if you find that useful, but I found it interesting. But anyway, I've got to go, so I'll talk to you later. Bye.


  • "Crazy mad props", a cliche slang term, is eerily reminiscent of the infamous appearance of "Danny B" in Miss Me?.
  • Purple Monkey has not been seen since Purple Monkey Returns.