Jonas Fan Club
Shhh! Don't Let Him Know!
Welcome to the Secret Society of Jonas Fans!
The only requirement for membership is to sigh when viewing a Jonas Photo and replace membership notice with Shhhhh in any IC posts.
This page is a community page. Any member is free to post on this page, especially those with ideas to share for future projects!!
Total member count: 32 Woohoo!
Offices yet to be filled
- Master Grape Peeler
- Designer of the Solemnity (NOT ceremony!)
- Captain of the Guard
- Lord High Wine Steward
- Official Bed Warmer (that's Bed, not Bod!)
The Finer Points of Jonas
(Keep it clean, girls!)
- Cleft chin
- The way he tried to run the Order's car down.
- Blue eyes!
- His Gun!
- His cute laugh!
- Dr. Phil-esque attitude
- His female voice imitation
- His fake British accent
- His Muscular Arms
- How he always spouts pop culture references.
- How his hero is Max Headroom.
- His sensitivity
- His ability to forgive.
- His amazing dancing
- His adorable smile
- His sexy voice
- His curls
- His awkward sense of humor
- The way he furrows his eyebrows when he's sad
- His amazing sense of direction.
- How he claims Daniel gets them lost.
- His love for Bree.
- The Mission Alpha vid, need I say more?
- How he can fight Carl with a spatula and still win.
Our Most Cherished moments with Jonas
(Feel free to post yours!)
- Wanna get pizza? -- User:Sack36
- No, I mean, we don't know what this girl's capable of. She could have flames that shoot out of her eyeballs or something crazy. -- CRYISME
- I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! You can't come in! I don't care! -- ladysolitary85
- Gimme a coffee, and pancakes - MayhemII
- I think she (Bree) probably kisses like a dead fish -- MayhemII
- Look, I made sandwiches. I know-I know they're not egg salad, but...peanut butter, right? Huh? Chunky. -- mindinflight
- Whoa... wait, we're not talking about me. I'm okay, trust me. We're talking about Aunt Fornicator down there. -- mindinflight
- I do. Because I like to watch people come and go. Look, they come, and then they go. -- bree_is_awesome
- Heh, that was working? Wow, I don't know my own powers! -- bree_is_awesome
- A boo-..A boom box?- Anonymous
- Would you rather be dumber than you look or look dumber than you are? -- watching_watchers
- (in his female voice) Maybe he could open up his own salon -- julz_rulz
- OK, so maybe I over-reacted... a little bit. ---Sack36
- Two words: shaved nuts. --JustAnotherLonelyGirl.
- Yowza --Anonymous
- You're a bitch. --Anonymous
- I'm not calling him uncle. I don't care if they have fifty, sixty kids; I am not calling him uncle. --Anonymous
- So tell me, uh, what are you doing later? --jonas_is_my_drug
- That's it, shake it out, let's go! --GemmaIsHawt
- I hope she (Bree) is buying me something. Hot chocolate? --anothersoccerstar
- You, uh, you trimmin' the lawn there, skippy? --neatolikeacheeto
- Yeah, I'm sure she'll be here to tell all the newbies how great her life is now she's with the H of O. --iluvjonas
- Just act normal....I guess --heartfeltapology
- See, that's B.S. right there. Texas, friend. Come on, give me a break. I mean, they weren't even part of the Union for what, like ten years they were their own country and then they were forced to join the United States. Forced. --dontmesswithtexas
- They're probably not doing to much talking if you know what I'm saying. --jonas sista
- She looks cute though. And she's golden. --spencer's girl
- ..............(saying nothing in Speak To Me!) --ineedjonas
- I love you Bree! --blackandblue
- "Last year, I put on a Santa hat, and uhhh, I think my left sock, and skated around--"
- And....uhhh. I suck at this don't I"? --Obsessedfangirl
- (After Daniel asks him WHY he has a GUN in MEXICO) Because we're in Mexico? --Hart
Most Recent Photos
- Getting Jonas to post!
- Increasing Club membership without letting Jonas know.
Future Project Ideas
- Ideas?! Jonas T-shirts for all his admiring female fans