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It's A Cult is the two-hundred third video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It's a Cult is the two hundred and third video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

(A man who appears to be a Watcher stands in a park, in the distance. During Jonas's next line, several people walk up to the man and are given a flyer.)

Jonas: OK, so here's the deal. Last week, you know, Bree made these videos looking for new recruits. Then all of a sudden, this survey shows up on the Hymn of One website, people fill it out, and then the chosen few get these invitations to show up to "audition" to be a part of this freak group. And now we're in this park, with this guy in a black suit, handing out invitations. Weird.

(Cut to shot of an invitation that says "Welcome Brothers and Sisters to The Hymn of One New Recruit Seminar -- Are You Ready to Sing Your Eternal Song?") Alright, so this is what the invitation looks like. It was given to us by someone here at the park and, uh, it gives the address of where the seminar is gonna be. So, guess what, we're on our way there right now.

(Cut to Jonas, Daniel, and Sarah hiding behind a tree. In front of them is a parking lot of a hotel.)

Daniel: It's a very exciting day. We're waiting for the Hymn of One's new recruits to enter the hotel for their big seminar. Hey, and we kinda hope Bree might show, since she's in all of the new recruits videos.

Jonas: Yeah, I'm sure she'll be here to tell all the newbies how great her life is now she's with the H of O.

Sarah: Can we get something to eat after this? 'Cause I'm starving.

Jonas: (whispering) Maybe, maybe. (indicates toward the parking lot) That's Carl and Sonia, right?

(Cut to Carl and Sonia, dressed in white, walking toward the hotel. They are followed by another couple, also in white.)

Jonas: Look!

Daniel: Yeah.

Sarah: They're weird lookin'.

Daniel: Hey, and their "merry friends." Do you know who that is?

Sarah: No.

Jonas: No idea.

(Cut to Sarah and Daniel frantically running back from the hotel to the tree.)

Jonas: C'mere, c'mere! What'd you guys find, what'd you find? (Sarah breathes heavily, and looks pointedly toward the camera) What'd you find??

Daniel: We were so close, we didn't get spotted by the Hymn of One crew. They might have seen Sarah.

Sarah: They didn't see me.

Jonas: Are you sure?

Sarah: They didn't see me.

Jonas: Are you sure?

Sarah: I'm positive, they didn't see me!

Jonas: So they're definitely here?

Daniel and Sarah: Yeah.

Jonas: This is great.

(Cut to some time later)

Sarah: This is getting ridiculous, I mean, how long does it take to sing a song?

Jonas: Dude, do you think, do you think that maybe, like, they exit out of a different place that has another door?

Daniel: I hope not.

Jonas: Are you sure you didn't get seen, Sarah?

Sarah: Are you sure--

Jonas: Are you sure you didn't get seen?

Sarah: No!

(A group of three people come out of the hotel)

Sarah: Who is--?

Jonas: Who is that?

Daniel: I don't know.

Jonas: Do they look, do they look familiar?

Sarah: Go, go get them! Go get them!

Daniel: Should I talk to them?

Sarah: Go get them! Yes! (Jonas starts to leave) Go! Go!

(Daniel walks over and talks to the group, and brings them over to the camera.)

Jonas: Just act... normal, I guess.

Sarah: "Normal?"

Jonas: They're comin' right here.

Sarah: Mm-hmm, just don't sing any songs.

(The three people are now standing in front of the camera.)

Jonas: Hey.

Daniel: So, yeah, we missed the meeting, we just kinda wanted to know... anything about it, really.

Man #1: They taught us how to hear... our own song.

Daniel: Really?

Jonas: Man, I wish I would have , like, been there, to know what happened inside, just to get to see everything, it's too bad...

Man #2: I, I snuck a camera in there, I mean, I'll... if you guys want the footage.

Sarah: What? Seriously?

Daniel: Yeah!

Jonas: Seriously, you would do that?

Man #2: Yeah.

Jonas: Than-- Thanks, man, yeah, that'd be... that'd be awesome.

Daniel: Anything else?

Man #1: Well, they did give us these flyers. Um, they're all under a blue stone?

Daniel: Hey, Sarah, turn it off.

Notes

• This video marks the first appearance of actual Lonelygirl15 fans in a video (other than Katharine McPhee).
• Lonelygirl15 fan and forum poster Voyboy appears in this video, as the seminar participant who claims to have filmed inside the seminar. It is unknown whether he was given orange slurpees in return for this work. He was able to meet Yousef, Jackson, and Alexandra.
• Lonelygirl15 fan and forum poster Carmilla07 appears at 2:28, wearing a tan shirt and blue jeans.