The Ladies Room
The Ladies Room | |
Blogger | Sarah |
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Date Posted | November 5th, 2007 |
URL | old.LG15.com |
Forum | [14826 forum discussion] |
Length | 2:33 |
Description | Going undercover isn't as fun as I thought it would be. |
Location(s) | The Lullaby Project Center, The rented house |
YouTube Tags | lonelygirl15 lg15 danielbeast daniel jonas jonastko soccerstar hymnofone order |
Cast | |
Jonas | Jackson Davis |
Sarah | Alexandra Dreyfus |
Lullaby Project Receptionist | Rima Mahal |
Lullaby Project Receptionist 2 | No Credit Given |
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The Ladies Room is the three-hundred thirty-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the eighty-third video of season two. The Ladies Room is the three-hundred thirty-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the eighty-third video of season two.
Transcript
(Jonas and Sarah sit in an office. Jonas is looking around the desk as Sarah talks to the camera, hidden in her bag.)
Sarah: Okay, so we're here at the Lullaby Project.
Jonas: Shh!
Sarah: (turning to Jonas) Sorry. (looks back at the camera) You probably know them as the place that's trying to stop, you know, infant mortality in third world countries.
Jonas: Sarah!
Sarah: This is important. (Turning back to camera) We're trying to prove that they're in cahoots with the Order. Jonas came up with this brilliant-
Joans: Shh!
(A receptionist enters the office and the pair quickly move back to their seats and act normally.)
Receptionist: So, where were we?
Sarah: Yeah, we were, uh, we wanted to volunteer for the Lullaby Project. Why don't you tell her, honey?
Jonas: Hm? Oh, uh, okay. Well, we, um, we got interested...You know what, honey? Why don't you tell her because, you know, you just tell it so much better.
Sarah: Aw, thanks. I moved to Los Angeles to become an actress. Heh...
Jonas: Hmm...
Sarah: ...and when I heard about all the--everything that you were doing, acting suddenly seemed so shallow.
Receptionist: That's nice. But, I have to tell you guys, it's an awful lot of hard work.
Sarah: But, isn't anything that's worth doing hard work?
Jonas: (putting his hand on Sarah's knee) Isn't she wonderful? So amazing.
Sarah: (getting up) Yeah, do you have a ladies room?
Receptionist: Uh, yes. Out there, turn left.
Sarah: Thanks, I'm just going to grab my purse. (picks up bag with camera in)
(Sarah walks past a picture of a group of people, a kitchen, the bathroom, and finally comes to an office.)
Sarah: You know the thing that really bothers me in movies? When people enter an office. They break in looking for clues. ('opening a cupboard) How do they know what clues to look for? How do they know what to-
(Sarah turns to see a different receptionist with glasses standing behind her)
Nosy Receptionist: Can I help you with something?
Sarah: Uh...I got lost. Where's the ladies room?
Nosy Receptionist: (Smiling and pointing) Oh, it's the next door down.
Sarah: Thanks.
Nosy Receptionist: Right that way.
Sarah: Helpful.
Nosy Receptionist: Sure.
Sarah: (as the woman leaves ) Great.
(Sarah walks down the corridor into another office
Sarah: This is starting to get on my nerves. (flipping through files) I mean, even the smallest offices, they're full of files and drawers and...nothing. I mean, seriously, what are they going to do? File something under incriminating evidence? (turning the camera to her face) Not.
(finds several boxes marked "Fragile;" looks inside an open box)
Sarah: What's that? Smoking gun.
(takes out a smaller box)
Sarah: (reading) "Verdus Pharmaceuticals Multi-Vitamins."
(The Nosy Receptionist finds her looking in the boxes.)
Nosy Receptionist: What-What are you doing?
Sarah: Uh, do you have a ladies room?
Nosy Receptionist: (Walking backwards, pointing at Sarah) Stay there, I'll call security. Stay right there.
Sarah: Yeah, sure. Right. I won't...Oh, shit.
(runs; scene switches to her in rented house, talking to the camera.)
Sarah: Oh, Jonas. I mean, look. I know what the Order and The Hymn of One and all their wacko friends are capable of, and I know that things aren't always what they seem. But the Lullaby Project? I mean, these people? They just seemed like do-gooders. And sometimes, if it looks like a duck, it quacks like a duck--(Leaning forward) I'll spare you the suspense--it's a duck.