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Episode 18/1x018

I've put on my sexy librarian glasses to solve the puzzle.

Blogger Sarah
Date Posted October 7th, 2008
URL myspace.com
Forum forum discussion
Length 1:06
Description We need help translating this thing.
Location(s) A Motel
YouTube Tags resistance lg15 lonelygirl15 cult blood amateur extreme fun jonas sarah reed 800 can teenagers hymn lifesblood order
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
Line Producer Lynn Kramer
Production Assistant(s) Andrea Aguilar and Travis Prow
Director(s) Yusuf Pirhasan
Assistant Director(s) Ram Paul Silbey
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Head Writer Joshua Hale Fialkov
Vidplay Joshua Hale Fialkov and Jim Campolongo
Story Joshua Hale Fialkov and Miles Beckett
Editor(s) Jerry Pyle, Yusuf Pirhasan, James Renfroe, and Christopher Ryder
Music Supervisor Seth Jacobs
Music "Feeling Better" by The Teenagers
Sarah Alexandra Dreyfus
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1-800-I-CAN-REED is the eighteenth blog in the LG15: The Resistance blog series.


(Music starts playing and Sarah is seen bent in front of the camera. She raises her eyebrow and begins to walk away. Cut to her sitting on the bed with the Samsaran Doctrine in hand. She makes a perplexed face at it. Cut to her in various positions on the bed reading the book. Cut to her in various positions on the bed becoming fed up with the book. Cut to her sitting on the bed. She closes the book and a cloud of dust flies out at her face. Cut to her directly in front of the camera, putting her sexy librarian glasses on.)

Sarah: Jonas and I spent the entire weekend trying to figure out this thing and we got, um... (Cut to Sarah with the book open, crossing her eyes at it) Nada. Nothing. Not even my sexy librarian glasses did the trick. (Cut to Sarah shrugging without her glasses on) We contacted the Hymn of None to see if they had anything. (Cut to Sarah holding the book above her, shaking it out) When in doubt, turn to the super secret all-knowing robot voice people. A few minutes ago we got this key from them and apparently it's specially formatted for this Samsaran Doctrine thingamado. Just so Jonas and I aren't the only ones having all the fun, I'm gonna post it on the website just for you. If you can figure out, like, a segment of it we'll take care of the rest of the book. I know what you're thinking. What lazy Resistance leaders! How dare you. Well, not exactly. Jonas and I have a few things to discuss, namely the whole Reed situation. Maybe this is the pot calling the kettle black but can he be trusted? I don't know. I'd like to think so. We're gonna go out for a bit, talk about some stuff, and relax. Where are we going? Some place with a happy hour special, of course!


  • This video was posted with two images, to be decrypted by the community. The solution to the puzzle was "Hathor gave this mighty object to the village elder".