4:00 PM - Naughty Girl, Stupid Boy

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Episode 78/1x078
4:00 PM - Naughty Girl, Stupid Boy

No, not Sarah, not sexy...sociopathic, Sarah!

Blogger Sarah
Date Posted December 12th, 2008
URL youtube.com
Forum forum discussion
Length 3:52
Description In which someone gets his comeuppance.
Location(s) Los Angeles
YouTube Tags lg15 resistance lonelygirl15 day of atonement 12x12 12 in twelve amateur casteneda hymn one none cult blood
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
Line Producer Lynn Kramer
Production Assistant(s) Andrea Aguilar and Travis Prow
Director(s) Yusuf Pirhasan
Assistant Director(s) Ram Paul Silbey
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Head Writer Joshua Hale Fialkov
Vidplay Joshua Hale Fialkov and Jim Campolongo
Story Joshua Hale Fialkov and Miles Beckett
Editor(s) Jerry Pyle, Yusuf Pirhasan, James Renfroe, and Christopher Ryder
Music Supervisor Seth Jacobs
Music "Wait for Me" by Casteneda
Sarah Alexandra Dreyfus
Jonas Jackson Davis
Shadows No Credit Given
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "3:00 PM - The Meet Up"
Next "5:00 PM - Fool Me Once"
Next by Sarah "6:00 PM - Handcuffed 2.0"

4:00 PM - Naughty Girl, Stupid Boy is the seventy-eighth blog in the LG15: The Resistance blog series. It is part ten of the Day of Atonement.


(Sarah giggles to herself as she looks out of the car window.)

Jonas: What's so funny?

Sarah: Nothing.

(Cut to Sarah giggling more as Jonas looks at her, annoyed.)

Jonas: Sarah, what is it?

Sarah: You just never saw it coming.

Jonas: Saw what?

Sarah: We've been together for, what, two years? Running around, causing trouble.

Jonas: Just, uh, it just never came up.

Sarah: All it took was saving your butt a couple of times, and you just forget everything! (Laughs.)

Jonas: Okay, look, you're really starting to creep me out.

Sarah: Yeah... It's just you're so high and mighty.

Jonas: You know, look, what happened earlier--

Sarah: To live forever, Jonas? Doesn't that sound... amazing? To just go on and on? That's worth killing for, right?

Jonas: Sarah, wh--

Sarah: I mean, sure, a couple of girls, they had to die along the way, but really? Bree? Who misses her? She was just a whiny little nerd. And then there was Bree Jr., Gina. And, uh, that stupid British chick. Oh, bimbo on the boat. And now Maggie. Sweet, (Salutes.) militant, pain in my ass Maggie. And you would just love to screw each and every one of them.

Jonas: Okay, you know what? You shouldn't talk about them like you don't--

Sarah: No, no, no, no, no! Not-not me. I mean, not sexy, smart Sarah. Not the girl with personality, brains, and a great body. No, you're too busy chasing after these wispy little dumbasses. But once you get what's in this box, (Plays with the box on her lap.) the cure, well they won't be so special anymore. They'll be regular girls, just like me. Only, they wish they could be like me.

Anyway, my point, which I got off somewhere, is you, Jonas Wharton, chosen one, Mister Personality, beefcake, pretty-boy, are so unbelievably stupid!

(Sarah laughs and sighs, opening the box. She pulls out a gun and aims it at Jonas.)

Jonas: What the hell are you doing?

Sarah: Hello? McFly? (Pokes Jonas's head with the barrel of the gun.) I'm evil! (Smiles.) Totally, and completely, and utterly evil. (Laughs.) They promised me eternal life in exchange for your dumbass. And brownie points if I deliver your wispy little girlfriend.

Jonas: Sarah...

Sarah: Sarah! Ooo, I'm a whiny little pretty-boy! Eh! Pull the car over!

Jonas: No. I won't--

Sarah: Pull it over! (Jams the gun into Jonas's cheek.)

Jonas: Okay. Okay. (Pulls the car over and puts it into park.) Just calm down.

Sarah: Just so you know, I would have never slept with you. I was just trying to make your little girlfriend jealous enough to come after us. So I could hit her over the back of the head and then hand her over to the Order. And they will bleed her like a stuck pig.

(Two Shadows open the car door, aiming another gun at Jonas and pull him outside.)

Jonas: Hey-hey-hey--!

Sarah: Dig it?

(Jonas is dragged away from the car by the Shadows ad Sarah turns to the camera.)

Sarah: And to all of you? (Laughs.) Like I said before, thank you. None of this would have been possible without all your help and support. You know, it's funny, 'cause I really thought you'd be smarter than that, but... Well, I was pleasantly surprised. Kisses.


  • Sarah calling Jonas "McFly" is a reference to the movie "Back to the Future".
  • In some scenes, Sarah isn't wearing her seatbelt.