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'''Aunt Alex''' is the one hundred fifty-first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].
 
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
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(''Daniel and Jonas are in a car driving.'')
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'''Daniel:''' Well, [[Bree]] left.
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'''Jonas:''' (''softly'') "See ya."
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'''Daniel:''' So, anyways, we're on our way to the airport right now to pick up Jonas's aunt. And, uh, Bree decided to go hang out with Tachyon. Yeah, I'm sure that's the only reason she left though, to hang out with Tachyon. You think? Yeah maybe? Just.. (''Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.'')
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'''Jonas:''' What?
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'''Daniel:''' Tell everyone out here what you asked her before she left.
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'''Jonas:''' No, that was just a thing. I'm not gonna--
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'''Daniel:''' No, tell us. It was a, a joke right?
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'''Jonas:''' Yeah, of course it was a joke.
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'''Daniel:''' Well, then tell us.
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'''Jonas:''' No.
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'''Daniel:''' Why, why not? You think it was just a little bit messed up?
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'''Jonas:''' Okay, okay, I'll tell you.
  
Daniel: Well, Bree left-
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'''Daniel:''' All right, cool.
  
Jonas: See ya.
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'''Jonas:''' It was really innocent, she way overreacted, but I said, uh, this thing that my mom used to tell me. She would say, Jonas, would you rather, uh, be dumber than you look or look dumber than you are? And I would say, well, I'd rather look dumber than I am. And she'd say, are you sure that's possible? (''Daniel laughs.'') See, innocent.
  
Daniel: So, anyways, were on our way to the airport right now to pick up Jonas' aunt, and, ah, Bree decided to go hang out with Tachyon. Yeah, I'm sure that's the only reason she left though, to hang out with Tachyon. Ya think? Yeah, maybe? Just- what? Tell everyone out here what you asked her before she left.
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'''Daniel:''' Well, let's put it like this (''Daniel turns the camera towards himself.''). He said that to Bree. Bree, like as in the brain child, Bree. (''in a high pitched voice'') I'm-so-smart Bree. (''normally'') Yeah, Bree. Bree. It was kind of the straw that broke the camel's back. Within two hours she was all packed up and ready for Tachyon to pick her up. What do you think they're doing? (''Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.'')
  
Jonas: No, that was just- a thing, I'm not gonna-
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'''Jonas:''' Talking about ways to kill me. (''Daniel laughs''). Oh, listen, uh, before we pick up my aunt, uh...I don't know how kosher she's gonna be with the whole B&E I pulled in her office thing today.
  
Daniel: No, tell us! It was a- a joke, right?
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'''Daniel:''' Are you serious?
  
Jonas: Yeah, ofcourse it was a joke.
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'''Jonas:''' Yeah....
  
Daniel: Well then, tell us.
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'''Daniel:''' Now he tells us.
  
Jonas: No.
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'''Jonas:''' It'll be fine. It's--I'm pretty sure.
  
Daniel: Why? Why not? You think it was just a little bit messed up?
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'''Daniel:''' You sure? Then why'd you replace the lock? (''laughs'') Are you gonna tell her about the stuff you found?
  
Jonas: Okay, okay, I'll tell you.
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'''Jonas:''' I don't know.
  
Daniel: Alright, cool.
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'''Daniel:''' How do you tell her without telling her that you broke into her office?
  
Jonas: It was really innocent, she way overreacted, but I said, uh, this thing my mom used to tell me, she would say, Jonas, uh, would you rather be dumber than you look or look dumber than you are? And I would say, well, I'd rather look dumber than I am, and she'd say, are you sure that's possible? See, innocent.
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'''Jonas:''' Yeah, good point.
  
Daniel: Well, let's put it like this- he said that to Bree, yeah, Bree, like as in, the brainchild, Bree? I'm-so-smart Bree. Yeah. Bree. Bree. It was kind of the straw that broke the camels back. Within two hours she was all packed up and ready for Tachyon to pick her up. What d'ya think they're doing?
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'''Daniel:''' What are you gonna tell her about your hand?
  
Jonas: Mmm, talking about ways to kill me? Oh, listen, before we pick up my aunt, uh, I don't know how kosher she's going to be with the whole beanie I pulled on her office the other day-
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'''Jonas:''' Ah, I don't think I'm gonna--
  
Daniel: Are you serious?
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'''Daniel:''' It's a conundrum.
  
Jonas: Yeah
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'''Jonas:''' Yes, Daniel-san, it is a conundrum. (''Daniel laughs.'')
  
Daniel: No one tells us
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'''Daniel:''' She's divorced, right? Did she ever like, re-marry?
  
Jonas: It'll be fine. It's- I'm pretty sure.
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'''Jonas:''' Daniel, Daniel.
  
Daniel: You're sure? Then why'd you replace the lock? Are you gonna tell her about the stuff you found?
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'''Daniel:''' What, dude?
  
Jonas: I don't know.
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'''Jonas:''' Listen to me.
  
Daniel: How do you tell her without telling her that you broke into her office?
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'''Daniel:''' I'm not saying anything.
  
Jonas: Yeah, good point.
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'''Jonas:''' Listen to me, do not hit--
  
Daniel: What're you gonna tell her about your hand?
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'''Daniel:''' I'm not saying--All I'm saying is--
  
Jonas: Uh, I don't think I'm gonna-
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'''Jonas:''' Do not hit on my aunt. If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.
  
Daniel: It's a connundrum.
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(''Jonas's aunt gets in the car.'')
  
Jonas: Yes Daniel-sun, it is a connundrum.
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'''Jonas:''' All right.
  
Daniel: She's divorced, right? Did she ever like, remarry-
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'''Daniel:''' All right.
  
Jonas: Daniel? Daniel. Dude.
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'''Jonas:''' Say hi to the camera.
  
Daniel: What?
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'''Alex:''' Hi.
  
Jonas: Listen to me.
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'''Daniel:''' Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe, maybe tell us a little something about Rome.
  
Daniel: I'm not-
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'''Alex:''' Is he serious?
  
Jonas: Do not hit-
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'''Jonas:''' Mmhmm, but just ignore him.
  
Daniel: I'm not going to-
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'''Daniel:''' Whatever, dude.
  
Jonas: Do not hit on my aunt.
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'''Alex:''' Oh my God, what happened to your hand?
  
Daniel: All I'm saying is-
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'''Jonas:''' Oh, um, nothing, I just, I, I cut it in the kitchen. I was making salad--
  
Jonas: If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.
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'''Alex:''' Are you okay?
  
Daniel: All right. Say hi to the camera.
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'''Jonas:''' It's a long story. Yeah, I'm good though.
  
Alex: Hi.
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'''Alex:''' Don't get near knives.
  
Daniel: So, I don't know, maybe tell us a little something about Rome?
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'''Daniel:''' So--
  
Alex: Is he serious?
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'''Alex:''' I've been telling you that since you were ten.
  
Jonas: Mmhmm. But, um, just ignore him.
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'''Daniel:''' Do you have a boyfriend? (''Alex laughs'')
  
Daniel: Whatever, dude.
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'''Jonas:''' Daniel.
  
Alex: Oh my god, what happened to your hand?
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'''Daniel:''' Well, I'm just wondering.
  
Jonas: Oh, um- nothing, you know, I just, um, I cut it in the kitchen-
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'''Jonas:''' Daniel, you wanna walk?
  
Alex: Are you okay?
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'''Alex:''' I...
  
Jonas: I was making salad,
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'''Jonas:''' Do you want to walk?
  
(Transcript incomplete)
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'''Alex:''' ...don't have time for a boyfriend.
  
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'''Daniel:''' You don't have time for a boyfriend?
  
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'''Alex:''' No... sorry.
  
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'''Jonas:''' Just take it easy.
  
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'''Daniel:''' I'm being nice.
  
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'''Jonas:''' Play it cool.
  
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'''Alex:''' It's okay.
  
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'''Daniel:''' I'm totally cool, ask her. I'm cool right? (''Alex nods.'') See, she thinks I'm cool. (''Jonas shakes his head.'')
  
 
==Notes==
 
==Notes==
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* B&E refers to "Breaking and Entering", a [[Crime Report|crime]] which has been perpetrated at least twice in the series.  [[Breaking And Entering]] is also the title of one of Daniel's blogs.
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*''Landmark NuWilshire Theatre'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=1314+Wilshire+Blvd.,+Santa+Monica,+CA+90403&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=31.426353,59.765625&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.026948,-118.489673&spn=0.00802,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr], ''Living Torah Center'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=l&hl=en&q=living+torah+center&near=santa+monica,+ca&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=15&ll=34.027695,-118.48918&spn=0.016041,0.029182&om=1&iwloc=A], ''Farrah's Florist'' [http://www.google.com/maps?q=1032+Wilshire+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA+90401&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.024796,-118.492334&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr], ''Banner Carpets & Drapes'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=734+Santa+Monica+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA&sll=34.021933,-118.491411&sspn=0.016042,0.029182&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.019835,-118.492012&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr&layer=t] and ''Toyota Santa Monica'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=734+Santa+Monica+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA&sll=34.021933,-118.491411&sspn=0.016042,0.029182&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.019835,-118.492012&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr&layer=t] (respectively) and can be seen in the background. All are located in Santa Monica, California.

Latest revision as of 03:58, 29 June 2016

Episode 151/1x151
Aunt Alex

Jonasaunt.JPG
If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.

Blogger Daniel
Date Posted March 11th, 2007
URL youtube.com
myspace.com
Length 2:56
Description We just got back from picking up Jonas' Aunt Alex from the airport.
Location(s) Alex's house
YouTube Tags LG15 lonelygirl15 daniel danielbeast jonas jonastko alex aunt airport car drive lipstick wow
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Director(s) Mesh Flinders
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Executive Story Editor Glenn Rubenstein
Vidplay Mesh Flinders
Story Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
Editor(s) Kevin Schlanser
Cast
Daniel Yousef Abu-Taleb
Jonas Jackson Davis
Alex Bitsie Tulloch
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "My Hand Hurts"
Next "Training Hard"
Previous by Daniel "Beach Bum"
Next by Daniel "On The Hot Seat"

Aunt Alex is the one-hundred fifty-first video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

(Daniel and Jonas are in a car driving.)

Daniel: Well, Bree left.

Jonas: (softly) "See ya."

Daniel: So, anyways, we're on our way to the airport right now to pick up Jonas's aunt. And, uh, Bree decided to go hang out with Tachyon. Yeah, I'm sure that's the only reason she left though, to hang out with Tachyon. You think? Yeah maybe? Just.. (Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.)

Jonas: What?

Daniel: Tell everyone out here what you asked her before she left.

Jonas: No, that was just a thing. I'm not gonna--

Daniel: No, tell us. It was a, a joke right?

Jonas: Yeah, of course it was a joke.

Daniel: Well, then tell us.

Jonas: No.

Daniel: Why, why not? You think it was just a little bit messed up?

Jonas: Okay, okay, I'll tell you.

Daniel: All right, cool.

Jonas: It was really innocent, she way overreacted, but I said, uh, this thing that my mom used to tell me. She would say, Jonas, would you rather, uh, be dumber than you look or look dumber than you are? And I would say, well, I'd rather look dumber than I am. And she'd say, are you sure that's possible? (Daniel laughs.) See, innocent.

Daniel: Well, let's put it like this (Daniel turns the camera towards himself.). He said that to Bree. Bree, like as in the brain child, Bree. (in a high pitched voice) I'm-so-smart Bree. (normally) Yeah, Bree. Bree. It was kind of the straw that broke the camel's back. Within two hours she was all packed up and ready for Tachyon to pick her up. What do you think they're doing? (Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.)

Jonas: Talking about ways to kill me. (Daniel laughs). Oh, listen, uh, before we pick up my aunt, uh...I don't know how kosher she's gonna be with the whole B&E I pulled in her office thing today.

Daniel: Are you serious?

Jonas: Yeah....

Daniel: Now he tells us.

Jonas: It'll be fine. It's--I'm pretty sure.

Daniel: You sure? Then why'd you replace the lock? (laughs) Are you gonna tell her about the stuff you found?

Jonas: I don't know.

Daniel: How do you tell her without telling her that you broke into her office?

Jonas: Yeah, good point.

Daniel: What are you gonna tell her about your hand?

Jonas: Ah, I don't think I'm gonna--

Daniel: It's a conundrum.

Jonas: Yes, Daniel-san, it is a conundrum. (Daniel laughs.)

Daniel: She's divorced, right? Did she ever like, re-marry?

Jonas: Daniel, Daniel.

Daniel: What, dude?

Jonas: Listen to me.

Daniel: I'm not saying anything.

Jonas: Listen to me, do not hit--

Daniel: I'm not saying--All I'm saying is--

Jonas: Do not hit on my aunt. If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.

(Jonas's aunt gets in the car.)

Jonas: All right.

Daniel: All right.

Jonas: Say hi to the camera.

Alex: Hi.

Daniel: Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe, maybe tell us a little something about Rome.

Alex: Is he serious?

Jonas: Mmhmm, but just ignore him.

Daniel: Whatever, dude.

Alex: Oh my God, what happened to your hand?

Jonas: Oh, um, nothing, I just, I, I cut it in the kitchen. I was making salad--

Alex: Are you okay?

Jonas: It's a long story. Yeah, I'm good though.

Alex: Don't get near knives.

Daniel: So--

Alex: I've been telling you that since you were ten.

Daniel: Do you have a boyfriend? (Alex laughs)

Jonas: Daniel.

Daniel: Well, I'm just wondering.

Jonas: Daniel, you wanna walk?

Alex: I...

Jonas: Do you want to walk?

Alex: ...don't have time for a boyfriend.

Daniel: You don't have time for a boyfriend?

Alex: No... sorry.

Jonas: Just take it easy.

Daniel: I'm being nice.

Jonas: Play it cool.

Alex: It's okay.

Daniel: I'm totally cool, ask her. I'm cool right? (Alex nods.) See, she thinks I'm cool. (Jonas shakes his head.)

Notes

  • B&E refers to "Breaking and Entering", a crime which has been perpetrated at least twice in the series. Breaking And Entering is also the title of one of Daniel's blogs.
  • Landmark NuWilshire Theatre [1], Living Torah Center [2], Farrah's Florist [3], Banner Carpets & Drapes [4] and Toyota Santa Monica [5] (respectively) and can be seen in the background. All are located in Santa Monica, California.