|Date Posted||August 28th, 2007|
|URL|| youtube.com |
|Description|| I'm not as dumb as I look, but my parents are.|
|Location(s)|| Daniel's bedroom|
|YouTube Tags||lonelygirl15 bree daniel danielbeast jonas jonastko drunk yodel Mallory|
|Executive Producer(s)|| Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried|
|Producer(s)|| Amanda Goodfried|
|Production Assistant(s)|| Ian Schwartz|
|Director(s)|| Marcello Daciano|
|Camera|| Kevin Schlanser|
|Vidplay|| Jan Libby|
|Story|| Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby|
|Editor(s)|| Kevin Schlanser|
|Music Supervisor|| Seth Jacobs|
|Music|| "Screaming's Not an Option" By The Grey Race|
|Next|| "Eternal Freaks"|
|Previous by Daniel|| "The Email"|
|Next by Daniel||"Hot Date"|
(Daniel on a couch.)
Daniel: Look, I'm not a complete idiot. Of course I sent the file over to the resistance. I mean, to be clear, I no longer have it, it's not on my computer, but what did you think I was going to do? Just roll over and let the Order win? As much as I would love the Order to be a part of my past, I just can't seem to escape them. But I am trying, I am really trying. I have this real and kinda cool life right now. It seems like (Music: "Screaming's Not an Option" By The Grey Race.) it just might be falling into place. And I know, I know that sounds crazy and just off the wall, especially coming from me, but... Like yesterday; I got this letter saying I've been accepted into this amazing film program at the JC. This one professor thought that my "fictional" videos with Bree showed real promise. And that's, just kinda nuts. I'm -- It's amazing.
(Daniel leaves his couch and is in a different position, smiling.)
Daniel: Oh, and, uh, I met someone. Her name's Mallory. And she rocks. No, really. She's pretty great. We've only been dating for like a week, you know. But we really get along. You wanna see a picture? Here. (Shows picture.) Look at that face. Isn't she cute? (Removes picture.) She's so funny. But then, you know what? That is all I'm gonna say. Because, frankly, judgin' by the way my love life goes... Tsk, yeeeaaah. I just don't wanna jinx it.
(On his bed, with laptop.)
Daniel: Have you guys seen this? What the hell is this? Have you -- Have y'all tried sifting through all these images? I -- I keep thinking that I see something and I keep looking at them, but, as much as I suck at this, I'ma keep trying to help out. (Rubs eye.) Jonas, bro. Thanks for the call last night; letting me know that you're ok. I, uh, I was worried, dude. No, really. We all were. And I don't know what to tell you about your parents except, "Wow. Just -- The Hymn of One?" You know, as creepy as it is that Carl and the Hymn of One crew are hanging out with your family... I -- I don't think there's an immediate threat. You don't have anything the Order needs, right? (Door shuts.) Look, if you want to get away from all their eternal singing, why don't you come down? I can -- (Glass and yodeling is heard from somewhere else.) Here we go. Anyways, look. It'd be really cool for me if you come down, hang out. I mean, honestly I could use the company. And obviously, my parents are drinking away to their eternal song. (Knocking.) Go away.
- Some fans have suggested Mallory could be the girl in the latest LaRezisto video, or a part of the Order. The professor at the Junior College could also be an Order member.
- Speculation over the resemblance of Mallory to Sarah and Bree has caused some talk over whether Daniel is looking for a quick Bree/Sarah replacement.
- The digital camera Daniel shows is an Olympus Stylus 710, a 7.1 megapixel, all-weather model.