Floodgates

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Floodgates

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11 07 2008

Blogger Agent Penn
Date Posted November 1st, 2008
URL youtube.com
Length 0:15
Description Data retrieved. Compiling. ETA to completion: 6 days.
YouTube Tags opzerosum zero-sum zero sum
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Floodgates is the first video in the The Home Office video series.

Transcript

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Notes

From Agent Penn

Subject: #12-09-14-03

From: Agent Penn (homeoffice.penn@gmail.com) To: wethehomeoffice@gmail.com

From: #16-05-14-14

SECURITY PRIORITY: GREEN

Director -

Updated status from Agent Cargill.

http://tinyurl.com/6crom2

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Tinyurl said:
This is not for you.

Category: Rants Location: Chicago, IL

Source The Home on MySpace Classifieds, (So u buy jack eleven cocktails tonight #12-09-14-03 really everyone thought roger is eventually very early done. Four orderlies unified next day instantly now All Be Quiet, Never Mind, without instigating the hell dana asked to acquire in never helping any nice dads. Perish linsday's eagle and seek every allstate venue in sexton erected.) The first is the marble. The second is the chisel. Set the angel free.

Key 1: https://www.yousendit.com/download/Y2orT213dWNGR0ZFQlE9PQ

Key 2: https://www.yousendit.com/download/Y2orT20wdGowVW14dnc9PQ
Linc said:
Take His Ego, You Get Our Thorns, My Elle 12 09 14 03 12 09 14 03 12 09 14 03 12 09 14 03 12 09 14 03 12 09 14 03 12 09 14 03 12 09 14 03 12 09 14 03 12 09 14 03 12 09 14 03 12 09 14 03 12 09 14 03 12 09 14 03 12 09 14 03

Solution

jenlight said:
Take His Ego, You Get Our Thorns, My Elle

THEY GOT ME

all the capital letters blah blah

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Subject #12-09-14-03 (not sure about the numbers) retrieved. Found in ABQ, NM (Albuquerque New Mexico) with data in hands. Please avise(? I'm thinking something was left out and it should be aDvise).

Key 1
1. segment begins at 00:03 and ends at 20:01
2. begins at 00:04 and ends 28:03
3. begins 00:04 ends 12:03
4. begins 00:05 ends 13:04
5. begins at 00:05 ends 24:05
6. begins 00:09 ends 18:03
7. begins 00:06 ends 16:05
8. begins 00:05 ends 10:03
9 begins 00:04 ends 30:03

Key 2
1. begins 00:03 ends 05:01
2. begins 00:03 ends 12:02
3. begins at minus 00:06 ends at 38:02
4. begins 00:14 ends 08:04
5. begins minus 00:01 ends 06:04
6. begins minus 00:01 ends 03:04
7. begins 00:03 ends 32:04
8. begins 00:07 ends 31:02
9. begins 00:06 ends 17:01

Key 1
1 Knuckles - The Hold Steady
2 King's Crossing - Elliott Smith
3 UNKNOWN - Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
4 Silence - Portishead
5 Big Guns - Jenny Lewis & the Watson Twins
6 With a Little Help from My Friends - The Beatles
7 True Affection - The Blow
8 Dark Place - Barton Carroll
9 Sometimes The Line Walks You - Murder By Death

Key 2
1 Crucifixion Cruise - The Hold Steady
2 Miss Misery - Elliott Smith
3 Cannibal's Hymn - Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
4 Roads - Portishead
5 Melt Your Heart Lyrics - Jenny Lewis
6 Rocky Raccoon - The Beatles
7 Parentheses - The Blow
8 Her Bright Smile Haunts Me Still - Barton Carroll
9 End Of The Road - Murder By Death

http://pastebin.com/m80ed5e8

Durations

Key 1
1. 19:28
2. 27:29
3. 11:29
4. 12:29
5. 24:00
6. 17:24
7. 15:29
8. 09:28
9. 29:29

Key 2
1. 04:28
2. 11:29
3. 38:08
4. 07:20
5. 06:05
6. 03:05
7. 32:01
8. 30:25
9. 16:25

#TheHomeOffice Chat

01:41 HO16051414: Our monitors have been reviewing the events in here of the past 24 hours.

01:43 HO16051414: Not any longer, no. He has been retrieved and is currently in debriefing.

01:46 HO16051414: As reflected on his public account.

01:50 HO16051414: Ultimately the account for the operation was our goal, and we've found it. Messages are sometimes overly complicated but surprisingly to our agent in the field a second path to the answer was found.

01:55 HO16051414: The keys were intended for a more private audience, but as a result of you having discovered the account to the op through other means, they have become obsolete.

01:56 HO16051414: Due to this ingenuity, the Home Office has decided to continue to utilize this method for future ops. In the coming struggle we could use a few good analysts. We're going to need them.

01:59 HO16051414: Recruit as needed. Until further notice, be way of anyone posing as a Home Office agent without the "RayRay" designation. That is our proprietary monitoring and routing bot. From here on, should you see him, he is simply observing and recording your progress.

02:05 HO16051414: Disseminate the information however you see fit, Analysts. There will be public and proprietary declarations soon to establish bona fides.

02:07 HO16051414: As everything in this business, it will take time to develop a rapport. As you take time to trust us, we must also take time to trust you.

02:08 HO16051414: The status of #12-09-14-03 will be released, soon.

02:09 HO16051414: The Home Office is not in the business of harming "valuable" assets.

02:13 HO16051414: Data which, in due time, will be released.

02:17 ApotheosisAZ: As a sign of trust, give us the title of the third segment of "Key 1"

02:18 HO16051414: You haven't yet discovered the title? I would have thought Nick Cave to be a bit more recognizable.

02:18 HO16051414: Try the Murder Ballads album, the only one anyone worth their love of Cave should be listening to.

02:19 HO16051414: There you will find the answer.

02:20 HO16051414: Also - your second Murder by Death song is incorrect. "The Big Sleep" is what it should be.

02:22 HO16051414: The titles are irrelevant.

02:23 HO16051414: Time is always a factor. And worry not about being too exact with time.

02:25 HO16051414: We have also noticed other accounts using footage from the communique. They are not of us.

02:27 HO16051414: The Home Office has, for the moment, operated in the background. But due to recent events we are growing in strength and becoming more public. Soon you will see our objectives and then you may decide for yourself whether our cause is just.

02:28 HO16051414: Liberty of the many sometimes requires the restriction of the few. Otherwise complete liberty is simply anarchy. But a discussion for another time.

02:29 HO16051414: Stay alert. In time answers will be given, and as questions arise we may have need of your services.

02:30 HO16051414: Signing off.