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Episode 14/1x014

O hai, I be lurkin' in Reed's doorway...

Blogger Reed
Date Posted October 2nd, 2008
URL youtube.com
Forum forum discussion
Length 0:59
Description I can't stay here!
Location(s) Reed's loft
YouTube Tags resistance lg15 lonelygirl15 hlpme help me cult amateur extreme fun push play reed chapter three blood
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
Line Producer Lynn Kramer
Production Assistant(s) Andrea Aguilar and Travis Prow
Director(s) Yusuf Pirhasan
Assistant Director(s) Ram Paul Silbey
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Head Writer Joshua Hale Fialkov
Vidplay Joshua Hale Fialkov and Jim Campolongo
Story Joshua Hale Fialkov and Miles Beckett
Editor(s) Jerry Pyle, Yusuf Pirhasan, James Renfroe, and Christopher Ryder
Music Supervisor Seth Jacobs
Music "Stop Staring" by Push Play
Reed Brett Ryback
LBL Doctor 1 Bryan Pisano
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Creepy Van Man!"
Next "Done Dirt Cheap"
Next by Reed "Craptastic!"
Directly after "Reset Button"

HLPME is the fourteenth blog in the LG15: The Resistance blog series.


Reed: Okay. You know the van that was following me? It's... uh... getting closer (Looks out the window of his apartment) I know this sounds ridiculous. I mean I- (Sighs) Damn it! You know, I'm just some guy right? It's sitting outside right now. Here, actually, I'll show you. (Walks up the steps to his roof) I've been on the roof watching the van all morning.

(A shot of the roof of Reed's apartment building is shown. The camera zooms in on the van in a nearby parking lot and pans back to Reed.)

Reed: Shit! There was a guy over there before. I don't know what to do, okay? Look, I know it's not your problem or whatever but... but I'm scared. Alright? I- I'm, like, scared shitless here.

(Cut to Reed locking his door. The phone rings.)

Reed: Hello? Yeah. No, I didn't invite anybody over. Well, don't let him in!

(A shadow approaches the door and knocks. Reeds runs away from the door.)

LBL Doctor 1: Mr. Barnes?

(Reed crouches down behind his bed.)

Reed: Look. Jonas, Sarah, the Hymn of None, anybody? Please. I need to get-

LBL Doctor 1: I see you moving around in there!

Reed: (Approaches the window) Take me with you. Just take me with you, okay? I promise I- I'll help out. I won't get in the way. I won't be a problem. Jonas, please, please email me. Tell me what to do., okay? (Opens the window)


  • The missing E in Help suggests that Reed possibly had to quickly upload the video or was abducted in the process.
  • After the video Done Dirt Cheap was posted, Reed signed on his YouTube page showing that he was not abducted while uploading the video. Reed also wrote a blog on LG15.com which reads:
Reed said:
Moving Around (and around and around and around)

I'm moving around between friends' houses and apartments for the time being. At least I'm catching up with some buddies.

Though the times, they ain't all that fun right now. The van is still tracking me. It's not as noticeable anymore -- probably because they know that I know that they're there. Which is too much knowing to feel safe.

I'm still trying to contact Jonas and Sarah. Not sure about Hymn of None, but if I can meet up with Jonas, hopefully he can help me out. He's been here before and I haven't.

I haven't been this scared since my first time at the Dentist.

And that was really freakin' scary.