Hetlevan is Here

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Episode LBL001
Hetlevan is Here

We cut girls- I mean, we use cutting edge technology...

Blogger LifesBlood Labs
Date Posted August 29th, 2008
URL YouTube
Length 1:57
Description The rest of your life begins now.[1]
Location(s) LifesBlood Labs HQ
YouTube Tags Lifesbloodlabs hetlevan ribozyme white blood cell immunotherapy regenerative
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
Line Producer Lynn Kramer
Production Assistant(s) Andrea Aguilar and Travis Prow
Director(s) Yusuf Pirhasan
Assistant Director(s) Ram Paul Silbey
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Head Writer Joshua Hale Fialkov
Vidplay Joshua Hale Fialkov and Jim Campolongo
Story Joshua Hale Fialkov and Miles Beckett
Editor(s) Jerry Pyle, Yusuf Pirhasan, James Renfroe, and Christopher Ryder
Music Supervisor Seth Jacobs
Leonard Alderman Bill Oberst Jr.
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Fun Things To Do in Hiding - Volume One"
Next "Fun Things to Do in Hiding - Volume Dos!"
Next by LifesBlood Labs "Introducing the Lifesblood Labs Strandbox"
Directly before "The Beginning of the Beginning"

Hetlevan is Here is the second prologue video of LG15: The Resistance.


(Logo of LifesBlood Labs spins on the screen, and then the name of the company fades in under it. The video cuts to Leonard Alderman sitting at a desk.)

Dr. Alderman: My name is Doctor Leonard J. Alderman, (Dr. Leonard J Alderman fades in at the bottom of the screen.) I'm director of medical research at LifesBlood Labs. (Goes in closer to Dr. Alderman, and the text disappears.) We at LifesBlood are on the forefront of radical advances of modern day science and medicine. We use cutting edge technology, as we strive towards one, fundamental goal. To make this world a better, healthier, place for all. (Cuts to Dr. Alderman, up from his chair, walking around the rim of the desk.) As of last week, we have made our first significant breakthrough in the field of regenerative medicine. (Slowly zooms in on Dr. Alderman.) One of our Dutch geneticists has been experimenting with recombinant nucleic acids, to astonishing results! He discovered a unique, ribozyme, capable of refreshing telomeres, and creating billions of hyper strong, white blood cells. (Cuts to another shot of Dr. Alderman.) When injected into the blood stream of test subjects, we've discovered that these cells have the power to cure a million of ailments, anything from the common cold to cancer. (Cuts to another shot again, closer to his face.) LifesBlood is currently working to modify, and synthesize the synside into a concentrated, liquid compound. One which we've tentatively named Hetlevan. Based on the Dutch word for life. (Cuts back to a bigger picture.) But this is just one of many trials ongoing at our facility. The promise of what we can do has been made a reality, thanks to the bright young minds working for us. And, our amazing board of trustees. We all share one core belief. That mankind himself should be the master of his own future. (Cuts closer again.) LifesBlood Labs, the rest of your life begins now.

(Cuts to a reversed opening sequence.)


  • This video was posted on YouTube on a newly created channel, LifesBloodLabs.
  • The Dutch word for life is actually "leven". "het leven" means: the life. "hetlevan" however means nothing at all.[2]
  • This video was filmed at EQAL's offices.
  • This video was not posted on LG15.com.