Honeymoon Blues

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Episode 273/2x017
Honeymoon Blues

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A coconut named Rupert hit me

Blogger Lee
Date Posted May 30th, 2008
URL lg15.com
Forum [765 forum discussion]
Length 1:20
Description I think there may be something funny going on at the Van Helden household.
Cast
Lee Sam Donovan
Charlie Tara Rushton
Julia Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty
Security guard Unknown
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Honeymoon Blues is the two-hundred seventy-third video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the seventeenth video of season two.

Transcript

Text: KateModern contains products which have been included within the show on behalf of Skittles.

(Charlie is holding a bag of Skittles.)

Lee: Pour them in.

Charlie: Okay.

Lee: Pour them in. (Charlie pours a few Skittles into Lee's hand.) Oh, Skittles!

(Cut to Charlie crouched on the ground in front of Lee.)

Lee: Right, Charlie, you ready?

Charlie: Yeah.

(Lee tosses a Skittle at Charlie's mouth.)

Lee: Hey... Good. Did you get it?

Charlie: No. I almost had it.

Lee: No? Well, almost, almost.

Charlie: Ready?

Lee: Okay, my turn. (Charlie tosses a Skittle at Lee's mouth.) Oh... Missed.

Charlie: Interference. (Tosses a skittle up in the air and attempts to catch it with her mouth, hitting her tooth.)

Lee: Oh! She toothed it! Man, she gave it a tooth there. You toothed it! (Cut to Lee's hand filled with Skittles.) Okay, Charlie, this game is called "Taste the Rainbow". Are you ready to taste the rainbow?

Charlie: Okay, I think I'm ready.

Lee: You ready? One, two, three; taste the rainbow!

(Lee tosses the handful above Charlie's head and she attempts to catch them with her mouth. Lee laughs as Charlie immediately looks concernedly across the street.)

Charlie: Jules? Gimme that, Lee. (Takes the camera from Lee.)

Lee: What is it?

Charlie: Jules!

(Charlie runs toward Julia, who is standing across the street, hiding her face.)

Charlie: Julia!

Lee: Julia!

Charlie: Jules! Jules, you okay?

Julia: Yeah.

Lee: Oh, that is nasty! (Zooms in on Julia's face, showing a black eye.)

Julia: Yeah, alright.

Charlie: What happened? Are you all right?

Lee: You been chasing parked cars again?

Julia: No. A coconut hit me on my honeymoon. It's a mishap.

Charlie: Oh, let me have a look. What happened?

Julia: It's all right. Please don't embarrass me.

(A bodyguard approaches Julia and whispers into her ear.)

Julia: Yeah, look, I'm gonna call you sometime, okay? Cheers. Sorry.

(Lee looks at the camera as Julia is escorted to an awaiting car by the bodyguard.)

Charlie: Jules, call me!

(Julia hides her face as the car pulls away. Charlie turns to Lee.)

Lee: A coconut problem?

(Charlie zooms in on the bodyguard.)

Lee: Let's go.

Notes

  • This shows signs that Rupert may be abusive to Julia.