Hot Date

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Episode 0274/2x018
Hot Date

So...what've you done with your life?

Blogger Daniel
Date Posted August 30th, 2007
Forum [13636 forum discussion]
Length 4:41
Description Thanks everyone for finding the Flickr account, but I'm still not sure what it means. In the meantime, Mallory called... :)
Location(s) Daniel's bedroom
YouTube Tags lonelygirl15 bree daniel danielbeast jonas jonastko
Daniel Yousef Abu-Taleb
Mallory Carly Jones
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Hot Date is the two-hundred seventy-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the eighteenth video of season two. Hot Date is the two-hundred seventy-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the eighteenth video of season two.


(Daniel is sitting in his room with his laptop)

Daniel: I've been working on these..what is it, like, seventy images for's tough. But I do want to thank you all for helping us out, because, we couldn't have done it without you. There are a few things that are clear. A, this is definitely some famous painting of some girl with flowers, and there is definitely something goin' on. B..there is no B, i'm sorry, um...that's actually all we have right now. Um, i'll keep looking--

(Daniel's cellphone rings)

Daniel: Hold on.

(Daniel picks up the cellphone, looks at it, and laughs.)

Daniel: Ok, so...the old me-

(Daniel closes his laptop)

'Daniel: -would have stayed around and tried to figure all this out but things have changed. I need a break. I'll see you later.

(Daniel turns off the camera. Cut to view of a stairway that pans around to a shopping mall and view of some mannequins. Daniel can be heard whistling to himself.)

Daniel: Look at that sexy, sexy manequin! Too bad she doesn't have a head. Tsk.

(Daniel sings to himself. The camera turns and we see Mallory walking toward Daniel, who laughs.)

Daniel: Hey, buby.

Mallory: Hey, you.

Daniel: How are you?

Mallory: Pretty good.

(Mallory walks up to Daniel and they kiss, she looks at the camera, turns away and laughs. They begin walking back up the stairs)

Daniel: So, what d'you wanna see?

(Mallory playfully pushes the camera downwards)

(Cut to movie theater lobby. Music is playing in the background)

Daniel: So, what were you saying earlier? C'mon, say it for the camera.

(Mallory looks surprised.)

Mallory: No!

Daniel: Aw, c'mon! Just say it.

Mallory: Nooo!

Daniel: Mallory thinks that I wouldn't make an amazing international spy.

Mallory: No, no no! I didn't say that! I was just saying that I think you'd be...good at the behind the scenes stuff, y'know?

Daniel: Well, I-I'm-I'm a geek? I'm a geek-er?

(Mallory looks shocked again)

Mallory: No! No I didn't mean it like that--

Daniel: no, it's cool, it's cool. But let me prove my point to you why I would be. It's like that part in the movie, where he's going through the subway station and he's stealing cell phones and, like, finding out where the cameras are, and stuff...I could do that! I'd be amazing at it.

Mallory: I know you could.


(Daniel holds the camera so it's looking at him.)

Daniel: I am beast. DANIEL beast! Bwaaaa!!

(He turns, Mallory is halfway out the door.)

Daniel: Hey, wait up! Hold on.

(He walks up to the door)

Daniel:Here, let me get that for you.

Mallory: Oh, why, thank you~

Daniel: Ooo.

(They both exit, laughing. Cut to Daniel and Mallory eating.)

Daniel: Is yours good?

Mallory: Um-hm! Yeah, it's really good....why are you so quiet?

Daniel: I'm not!

Mallory: I know, you're memorizing the five deadly pressure points on the human body.

Daniel: That's right!

Mallory: Mm-hm!

Daniel: You know what I'm sayin'?

Mallory: Yeah!

(Daniel squeezes Mallory's upper arm)

Daniel: One!

(Mallory laughs, Daniel shrugs slightly)

Daniel: I 'unno. I'm not a spy, right?

Mallory: I didn't mean it like that, by the way. But, seriously, what's going on with you?

(Daniel shakes his head.)

Daniel: Nothing. Just....nothing.

(Mallory looks apprehensive)

Mallory: Fine. I know, your life, up to this point in 25 words or less. I'll go first.

Daniel: Ok...that's good.

Mallory: Ok. Birth, don't really remember that. Um, preschool, finger painting was awesome, don't really understand why we had to stop. And, third grade, Garett Lovett tried to kiss me. YUCK. Sixth grade, Garett Lovett DID kiss me. AWESOME! Um, freshman in high school, um, Mom left Dad... BEST year of my life, And--

Daniel: What, are you kidding?

Mallory: No, they fought like raccoons...and, my junior year of high school, I got my heart broken..

Daniel: Garett Lovett, blah blah blah.

Mallory: No, but points for paying attention!

Daniel: Hahah, I was right.

Mallory: And then, senior year, graduated...been at the JC for a year, and I can't wait to transfer. You go.

Daniel: I mean....I dunno....

Mallory: You're not getting out of this one. Just tell me! 25 words or less.

(Cut to Daniel back in his room)

Daniel: I lied to her. Of course I lied to her! How am I supposed to follow up that Brady Bunch story of hers with "yeah, so, I stabbed a guy a little while back, and he's probably dead, but I stabbed him because he was going after my friend, working for the order. Oh, do you know what that is? Oh, well the order is this, like, crazy organization that: killed my best friend. I-I couldn't save her. I tried, I did my best." How am I supposed to do that? I mean, it just makes me sound like i'm crazy and I.... Look. the thing is, I really like her and I-I just wonder if she's..gonna like me after she find out how fucked up my life is.. I don't want to ruin that.


  • Daniel's phone is a [red] LG Chocolate VX8500
  • The spot on Mallory's arm Daniel squeezed is the same spot where Bree used to get vaccination's from her father.
  • The movie Daniel is describing sounds a lot like the Bourne Ultimatum