Kate Returns

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Episode 91/1x091
Kate Returns

Sorry, but I'm taking my fashion tips from Lucy now.

Blogger Charlie
Date Posted October 22nd, 2007
URL youtube.com
Length 2:29
Description I've never known anyone in my life quite like Kate. Has that cow got a nerve or what?
Location(s) Millennium Bridge
YouTube Tags KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Charlie
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s) Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
Associate Producer(s) Cristy Coors Beasley
Series Producer(s) Pete Gibbons
Line Producer Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s) Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s) Amy Barnes
Director(s) Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
Head Writer Luke Hyams
Vidplay Hazel Grian
Story Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
Editor(s) Yusuf Pirhasan
Kate Alexandra Weaver
Charlie Tara Rushton
Gavin Ralf Little
Adjacent Blogs
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Next "Birthday Surprise"
Previous by Charlie "My Last Resort"
Next by Charlie "Trait Negative"
Directly after "KateModern Week 13 Recap"

Kate Returns is the ninety-first webisode in the KateModern video series.


(Gavin and Charlie are approaching the millenium bridge.)

Gavin: There she is.

Charlie: It's so windy here.

Gavin: Yeah, it is quite fresh. (sniffs and sneezes)

Charlie: Sorry, babe, I shouldn't have made you come with me.

Gavin: It's okay. You need all the help you can get. We should have brought Tariq, though - it's a bit out of order.

Charlie: I'm sorry, but she didn't want me to bring anyone at all.

(Approaching Kate who is dressed all in black, with sunglasses on.)

Charlie: Kate, Kate, you okay? We were so worried about you. I'm sorry, I hope you don't mind me bringing Gav.

Kate: Hi Gavin.

Gavin: Kate.

Kate: Look, Charlie... I just came here to explain, I was really emotional the other day outside the flat ... I was.... (incoherent because of wind)

Charlie: I'm sorry, you what?

Kate: I said I'm going away to study art with Michelle.

Gavin: (laughing) Oh great.

Charlie: Kate, you - you can't go with her. She's just using you.

Kate: Charlie, Michelle has helped me understand myself better than anyone ever has. I mean, I now understand who I am. I understand my past and who I misguided thought I could run away from.

Charlie: Kate, you can't just go with her. They're using you, can't you see it? They want your blood. And they're gonna kill you for it! I just spent a week in a van, in a stolen van, trying to find you!

Kate: Charlie, I didn't want to be found. I needed space to think. I mean, Charlie, I appreciate your concern, but you've got to stop running after me and concentrate on your own life.

Charlie: (shoving Kate repeatedly) Selfish, inconsiderate, two faced bitch! This is all about you, isn't it? What's going on in that head of yours? (Gavin nods and smiles into the camera) You're psychologically unstable! They've completely brainwashed you and you can't see it!

Gavin: (following Charlie who is walking away) Charlie, wait! Charlie! Babe, that was absolutely brilliant! That was historic. It's about time someone told princess Kate what a self serving, self centered cow she actually is!

Charlie: Gav, I've stuffed up. I've let her go and she's not even thinking straight! I've got to find a way to get Michelle Clore to leave her alone!

Gavin: Babe, babe, just let it go. Just let it go. Listen, you've done enough. You've done more than enough. You can't do any more for her. She's potty. She's mental.

Charlie: There's got to be a way, there's got to be a way!

Gavin: Babe, babe, hey. (Gavin grabs Charlie and hugs her to him.)