Mr. Park Ranger

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Episode 210/1x210
Mr. Park Ranger

The future Mrs. Park Ranger?

Blogger Jonas
Date Posted June 11th, 2007
Forum 11278|3=lg15}}
Length 3:48
Description Bree has been gone for a few days, we tried to find her.
Location(s) The rented cabin
YouTube Tags lonelygirl15 bree daniel danielbeast jonas jonastko sarah
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Production Assistant(s) Ian Schwartz
Director(s) Mesh Flinders and Greg Goodfried
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Vidplay Jan Libby
Story Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Jan Libby, Ross Berger and Jake Coburn
Editor(s) Kevin Schlanser
Jonas Jackson Davis
Daniel Yousef Abu-Taleb
Sarah Alexandra Dreyfus
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "The Morning After"
Next "Everybody Does It ;)"
Next by Jonas "In (Search of) sanity..."

Mr. Park Ranger is the two-hundred tenth video in the lonelygirl15 video series.


(Jonas sits on a couch in the rented cabin, talking to the camera.)

Jonas: It’s been, uh, over three days since I last saw Bree. I’m not gonna t-- the way she left, I’m... uh, I’m not gonna talk about that right now. (Cut to a shot of Jonas and Sarah walking through the woods, searching for Bree. Daniel holds the camera, and Jonas narrates over the footage.) So we spent most of Friday and Saturday following a power bar wrapper trail that Daniel was convinced Bree left.

Sarah: Hey, what is that?

Jonas: What?

Daniel: What?

Sarah: Right up there.

Jonas: Bree!

Daniel: What is it, do you see anything?

Sarah: What is it?

Daniel: What'd you see?

Sarah: What is it?

Jonas: Nothing. It's nothing, prob-- probably a squirrel or something. Let's keep going.

Sarah: Those things are ferocious.

(Cut to a shot of a tree stump, then of the rest of the woods. Sarah now holds the camera.)

Jonas: You know, would you please tell him that we were in the same spot like three hours ago?

Daniel: Dude.

Sarah: This is what I see. (She pans over the trees with the camera.) Trees plus sticks equals... trees and sticks.

Daniel: I'm telling you right now we were not in this spot before. This is new. All of this? New.

Jonas: You know what? We're wasting time.. That's what I'm talking about.

Daniel: (mocking him) You know what? Calm down.

Sarah: Okay, um, you know what, I need to sit down for a minute.

Jonas: Look, you can't sit down. Come on.

Daniel: You okay?

Sarah: No, but no you don't understand, I'm really, like, I just really need to sit down. (She sits down, hands the camera to Daniel, and takes off her shoe.) I think I have a blister.

Daniel: (scoffs) Of course you have a blister, you're not wearing socks.

Sarah: Do I look like the kind of girl who wears socks? (Cut back to Sarah and Jonas walking.) My foot hurts.

Daniel: Do you want to head back?

Sarah: Ummm...

Jonas: What? Are you ki-- (He walks off.)

Sarah: Where are you going?

Jonas: I'm going to go keep looking for our friend, Bree.

Daniel: Dude, just hang out for a minute! Come on!

Jonas: No, why don't you just go back to the cabin, you can cuddle, you can play with her blister, do whatever the hell you want, I don't really care. You suck!

Daniel: You're not the only one who cares, dude!

Jonas: (as he walks away) Shut up. (Cut back to Jonas in the cabin) Okay, so maybe I overreacted, a little bit. But Daniel thinks he's got this great sense of direction, which he doesn't. I mean, he literally took us around in circles, to the same ridge, three or four times. And I am sorry that Sarah got a blister, I am. But seriously, I mean they were treating our, our search for Bree like it was some day hike, instead of actually looking for her. I mean, she could be out there somewhere. She could just be totally lost, and just out there... (He sighs. The camera cuts to a shot of the woods. Jonas is now alone, holding the camera and narrating.) After we parted ways, I searched and searched, didn't come up with anything, but I came back to the cabin, and it turned out that I got a message from Taylor, and she somehow triangulated the cell phone towers in the area that, uh, we're searching. No clue how she does this stuff, I mean this girl should be working for some spy agency or something. She's amazing. And more amazing is that she picked up a single call that went out early Saturday from a tower that is way inside these woods. So I grabbed a camera, and I headed out. (Jonas stops at a break in the trees and yells into the mountains.) Breeeeeee!!! (Cut to a shot of the sun setting behind a lake and some large trees. On a dock by the water, some people can be seen. Music begins playing in the background.) I, uh, I found this lake, and I went down to the, the edge of it, and for some reason everything just collapsed in my mind, I mean, Bree, my parents, all this stuff with Alex. I'm out there, uh, losing it, and Daniel and Sarah are, well, take a look for yourself, I grabbed his camera and here's the footage.

Daniel: (filming Sarah from behind) Nice view.

Sarah: I'm lost, Mr. Park Ranger.

Daniel: You're twisted!

Sarah: And you like it. (walking toward Daniel) Where you goin', Mr. Park Ranger? (Cut to a shot of Daniel. Sarah now holds the camera.) Mr. Park Ranger is being very naughty.

Daniel: Come on, give it to me.

Sarah: Naughty, naughty boy.

Daniel: (He laughs) You know, Mr. Park Ranger needs to go look for Bree, so... (He takes the camera back from her.)

Jonas: Once again, real helpful, just like with the deprogramming. (Cut back to Jonas in the cabin.) Bottom line is, we still have no idea where she is. I'm crazy, right, because I still care, after everything? I just want to talk to her. You know, I don't care what Daniel and Sarah say. I just want her to look me in the eye and tell me that that wasn't real.


  • The squirrel that left the power bar trail could very well have been Herman.
  • Daniel's comic book fandom returns in the form of a Wolverine t-shirt.
  • There is again a connection alluded to between Jonas and the theme of water.
  • Daniel is wearing the white baseball cap that he shares with Sarah.
  • The title of this video may be a reference to Yogi Bear's name for his "nemesis," Ranger Smith. However, it is more likely that it refers to Sarah's intuitive knowledge of adult video entertainment.