Pest Control
| Pest Control | |
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| Blogger | Kate |
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| Date Posted | September 17th, 2007 |
| URL | bebo.com |
| Forum | [276 forum discussion] |
| Length | 02:40 |
| Description | We went out to film feeding bread to pigeons. But we ended up attracting a rat! |
| Cast | |
| Charlie | Tara Rushton |
| Kate | Alexandra Weaver |
| Dudley | Liam Reilly |
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Pest Control is the sixty-first video in the lonelygirl15 video series. Pest Control is the sixty-first webisode in the KateModern video series.
Transcript
Charlie and Kate are feeding pigeons in the park. Charlie is shying away from the pigeons and laughing.
Kate: (laughing) What's the matter?
Charlie: I don't want them to come near me. That's disgusting!
Kate: Don't they have pigeons in Australia?
Charlie: Not dirty infested pests like these.
Kate: They're harmless! Unless they poo on you, but that's good luck.
Charlie: Not in this outfit, it's not good luck! Oh, does the world really need another pigeon art video anyway?
Kate: It's important I have something new for the exhibition.
Charlie: The things we do for art!
Kate: Here, you take it. (hands Charlie the camera) How can you not like these?
Charlie: Yuck. Why do people feed pigeons bread anyway?
Kate: What would you feed them?
Charlie: Something like pizza?
Kate: We will definitely do that next time.
Charlie: So who's coming to your exhibition on Saturday?
Kate: Everyone I know.
Charlie: Including Tariq?
(Kate looks away.)
Charlie: I'm sure it's gonna be okay, babe. (Kate looks into the distance as Dudley approaches) What's wrong? Oh, no, not Junior Weirdo. What is he doing here?
Kate: I'm sure he's not going to deliver another pizza.
Dudley: We need to talk.
Kate: I'll talk, you listen. Don't make a habit of following me around.
Dudley: I'm not following you around.
Kate: Leaving us in the country to run away from people that are after you is not something I plan to make a habit of. I was enjoying my life until your father kidnapped and drugged me.
Dudley: My father didn't kidnap ...
Kate: And I'm not interested in your pointless little games. I came with you to meet your father and get some answers and the only thing I came back with is questions about your mental state and your effect on mine.
Dudley: Listen, I was only doing what...
Kate: Get the hell off me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have pigeons to film.
Charlie: Yes Kate you told him!
Dudley: Kate, okay, about Saturday, it's not going to be safe at the exhibition, you can't go, all right?
Kate: Stay out of my life you pathetic little man.
Dudley: I'm being serious it's dangerous for everybody. Nobody should go, all right?
Kate: You're dangerous. (empties bread crumbs on Dudley's head as Charlie laughs)
Kate: Stay away from my fucking exhibition.
Charlie: (laughing) Thank God all you had was breadcrumbs. Steve got a frying pan for a lot less. I'm so lucky you're on my side.
Notes
- Pigeon Poo being "good luck" is a clear reference to Money in the bank.
