Pest Control

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Episode 61/1x061
Pest Control

You are SO lucky I left the frying pan at home!

Blogger Kate
Date Posted September 17th, 2007
Forum 276|3=lg15}}
Length 2:40
Description We went out to film feeding bread to pigeons. But we ended up attracting a rat!
Location(s) Irving Street
YouTube Tags KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 kate
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s) Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
Associate Producer(s) Cristy Coors Beasley
Series Producer(s) Pete Gibbons
Production Manager Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s) Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s) Amy Barnes
Director(s) Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
Head Writer Luke Hyams
Vidplay Luke Hyams
Story Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
Editor(s) Sam Rowland and Yusuf Pirhasan
Production Services Sniffer Ltd.
Charlie Tara Rushton
Kate Alexandra Weaver
Dudley Liam Reilly
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Pest Control is the sixty-first webisode in the KateModern video series.


Charlie and Kate are feeding pigeons in the park. Charlie is shying away from the pigeons and laughing.

Kate: (laughing) What's the matter?

Charlie: I don't want them to come near me. That's disgusting!

Kate: Don't they have pigeons in Australia?

Charlie: Not dirty infested pests like these.

Kate: They're harmless! Unless they poo on you, but that's good luck.

Charlie: Not in this outfit, it's not good luck! Oh, does the world really need another pigeon art video anyway?

Kate: It's important I have something new for the exhibition.

Charlie: The things we do for art!

Kate: Here, you take it. (hands Charlie the camera) How can you not like these?

Charlie: Yuck. Why do people feed pigeons bread anyway?

Kate: What would you feed them?

Charlie: Something like pizza?

Kate: We will definitely do that next time.

Charlie: So who's coming to your exhibition on Saturday?

Kate: Everyone I know.

Charlie: Including Tariq?

(Kate looks away.)

Charlie: I'm sure it's gonna be okay, babe. (Kate looks into the distance as Dudley approaches) What's wrong? Oh, no, not Junior Weirdo. What is he doing here?

Kate: I'm sure he's not going to deliver another pizza.

Dudley: We need to talk.

Kate: I'll talk, you listen. Don't make a habit of following me around.

Dudley: I'm not following you around.

Kate: Leaving us in the country to run away from people that are after you is not something I plan to make a habit of. I was enjoying my life until your father kidnapped and drugged me.

Dudley: My father didn't kidnap ...

Kate: And I'm not interested in your pointless little games. I came with you to meet your father and get some answers and the only thing I came back with is questions about your mental state and your effect on mine.

Dudley: Listen, I was only doing what...

Kate: Get the hell off me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have pigeons to film.

Charlie: Yes, Kate, you told him!

Dudley: Kate, okay, about Saturday, it's not going to be safe at the exhibition, you can't go, all right?

Kate: Stay out of my life you pathetic little man.

Dudley: I'm being serious it's dangerous for everybody. Nobody should go, all right?

Kate: You're dangerous. (empties bread crumbs on Dudley's head as Charlie laughs)

Kate: Stay away from my fucking exhibition.

Charlie: (laughing) Thank God all you had was breadcrumbs. Steve got a frying pan for a lot less. I'm so lucky you're on my side.