Return of the Beast

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LonelyJew15 Video 0015
Return of the Beast

Yo Anne, drop me a beat!

Blogger Anne
Date Posted October 10th, 2007
Description I figured it was about time to let this wise guy back into my room. But maybe I jumped the gun...
YouTube Tags LG15 lonelygirl15 daniel danielbeast peterbeast lonelyjewfifteen anne frank rap cursing bethany
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Jenni Powell and Adam Daroff
Director(s) Adam Daroff
Vidplay Jenni Powell
Story Jenni Powell and PJ Scott-Blankenship
Editor(s) Adam Daroff
Anne Jenni Powell
Peter Daniel Weiss
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Hiding...For Now"
Next "Bethany is Missing!"
Directly after "Have you seen Bethany?"
Directly before "Bethany is sleeping, Margot was scheming"
Return of the Beast is the fifteenth video in the LonelyJew15 video series. It is also the fifteenth video of season one.


(Anne and Peter are sitting on the bed in silence)

Anne: Thank you for the cookies. It wasn't that they weren't good, it's just that I... haven't had much of an appetite lately.

Peter: (Nods) It's okay. Hey, don't be such a wise guy. (They laugh)

Anne: I didn't know you were so good with sock puppets.

Peter: There's a lot of things you don't know about me. Hey, you know, I don't care what our parents say. You're my friend, and I want to spend time with you.

Anne: (Nods) I agree. I'm really sorry.

Peter: Hey let's forget about it.

Anne: Okay.

Peter: You want to know something else I can do?

Anne: What?

Peter: I can rap.

Anne: What's that?

Peter: It's kinda like poetry.

Anne: Oh, I love poetry. Emily Dickinson is my favorite.

Peter: (Rapping) Sittin' in this attic, Miss a lot of class, That Hitler is a really stupid-

Anne: What?!

Peter: Thats-

Anne: Were you gonna...? Where you gonna say...?

Peter: No, that's what rapping is.

Anne: Saying inappropriate words?

Peter: Part of it yeah.

Anne: Alright. Well, try one and, like, don't do that.

Peter: (Rapping) It's cool to hang with you even just a bit. My stomach really hurts and I gotta take a-

Anne: Whoa!

Peter: What?

Anne: Okay, try another one but don't like...

Peter: Alright. Okay. Uh...

Anne: Make it safe for everyone to listen to.

Peter: (Rapping) Stuck in this attic, starting to really suck. Man I want to go outside and I don't give a-

Anne: (Jumps up and covers Peter's mouth) Whoa! It's like-

Peter: Fine. No bad words. (Rapping) It's really bad to smoke, you're growth it will stunt, you're sister Margot is a great big-

Anne: Whoa!

Peter: What?

Anne: That's not even- That's not- That's me- That's just mean!

Peter: Alright.

Anne: Look, I know Margot can be weird sometimes but that doesn't mean you can say things about her anatomy. That's just horrible.

Peter: Okay. Alright. Okay. Uh...

Anne: Okay. No four-letter words, No (Motions to her backside) Stuffs.

Peter: (Rapping) I love being stuck here, Psych! Man I hate being called a dirty-

Anne: Whoa!

Peter: What?

Anne: Where did you learn this?

Peter: Fine, you know what. I've got a rap. I've got one. Alright. (Rapping) If you get cut it will grow back but it will itch. Why don't you, Anne, stop being a fucking-

Anne: Oh, oh, come on.

Peter: What?

Anne: Really?

Peter: Yeah, It's how it's going to be.

Text: Four Hours Later

(Anne is lying on the bed in exasperation)

Peter: If I had a chance I would free us like Moses. When we get out of here Anne I'm going to buy you a dozen roses. (Anne gets up and looks around in confusion. Peter looks annoyed) That one was a good one.

Anne: Where's Bethany?