Songwriter's Guild

What IS the Songwriters Guild?

• Are you a crazy LonelyCracker?
• Your support group meeting is over?
• All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the defense force?
• Now you are waiting for a new vid?
• You are bored and it's 5am already (again)?

Don't worry, we're here for you!

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake & a Grape Nehi and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just join the Guild!

The Beginning

• Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

wingless_earthbound (send note) Says: 
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm 

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s 
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and 
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! 

Current Members

Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild.

• Maddie Started off the singing bug and makes good food.
• wingless_earthbound likes Maddie's cookies.
• dumbhippo is our resident new video demander (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)
• WatchingOne plays Kazoo.

Songs

Maddie's Songs

• Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
• Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”

• Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."

• Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
• Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"

• Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
• Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”

• Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
• Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"

The songs of Wingless

• Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] 

• Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"

• Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.) 

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,  
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn. 

oh lonelygirl fifteen, 
what will you do next?"

• Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "

WatchingOne's Songs

• Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! 

• Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas. 
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! 

• Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! 

Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs

Writer: Marbella

• Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

 I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! 

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change 

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time