The Bald Guy

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Episode 62/1x062
The Bald Guy

Do I even need to ask what you're doing?

Blogger Gavin
Date Posted September 18th, 2007
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Length 2:39
Description Tariq went out for a bit so the idea was that I’d make a video about him in his absence. Please note – the last half of this video is not for minors.
Location(s) Tariq and Gavin's office
YouTube Tags KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 gavin
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s) Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
Associate Producer(s) Cristy Coors Beasley
Series Producer(s) Pete Gibbons
Production Manager Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s) Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s) Amy Barnes
Director(s) Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
Head Writer Luke Hyams
Vidplay Luke Hyams
Story Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
Editor(s) Sam Rowland and Yusuf Pirhasan
Production Services Sniffer Ltd.
Gavin Ralf Little
Tariq Jai Rajani
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Pest Control"
Next "A Close Shave"
Previous by Gavin "Saved By LaBeouf"

The Bald Guy is the sixty-second webisode in the KateModern video series.


Gavin: (talking into camera) Do you remember my business partner, Tariq? Yeah, you know, I mean, he's in most of my classic vids. He's about this tall? C'mon, you rem... wears boring ties, supports an even more boring football team? Uhm, the bald guy! Oh, yeah, you see, now you remember him. Well, if you look, this is his end of the desk. And he is not here. So, let's have a look here, what's this? An email from Kate. (shows Tariq's laptop screen) Could this be the start of some bridge building? Yes, I think so, trust me, I know about these things. And what have we here? (empties bag onto desk) It's like a beauty regime in a ... (holds up razor) Now I know how he gets his head so shiny smooth.

(Tariq walks in and Gavin quickly sweeps everything off the desk onto the floor.)

Gavin: Just uh... (awkwardly, pointing at computer)

Tariq: Gavin, do I even need to ask what you're doing?

Gavin: Just checking the uh... (points at computer)

Tariq: Do I even care?

Gavin: Hm?

Tariq: Do I even care?

Gavin: Oh. (Looks at computer.) So um, can I borrow this? (Holds up razor.)

Tariq: Get your own, mate.

Gavin: What about um, what about this? (Holds up shave gel.) You always travel with this stuff?

Tariq: Yeah yeah yeah, go for your life mate.

Gavin: What is all this stuff anyway? Is this like, dolling yourself up for the big reunion?

Tariq: Reunion?

Gavin: Yeah, you know, with her ladyship? I saw the email. You two back on then, are you?

(Tariq shakes head "no".)

Gavin: (squirts gel onto hand) What's all this about then?

Tariq: If you must know, Gavin, I have a date.

Gavin: A what?

Tariq: With a girl.

(Cut to clip of Tariq from The End saying "Onwards and upwards.")

Gavin: I thought you and Kate were...

Tariq: Over. She and I are over.

Gavin: Oh,'re joking.

(Gavin rubs gel onto Tariq's head.)

Tariq: (sounding annoyed) Gav!

Gavin: Hmm?

(Gavin continues to massage Tariq's head as he sits back and relaxes.)

Tariq: Nothing, mate.

(Gavin realizes he's enjoying it, stops and smacks him on the head. They both laugh.)

Tariq: Get off me! Hahaha.


  • At the beginning of the video, you can hear a woman whisper, "action."
  • The begining of the head massage is reminiscent of the Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd cartoon "Rabbit of Seville". Bugs also massages a bald head with shaving cream.