Whodunit?
| Whodunit? | |
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| Blogger | Julia |
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| Date Posted | June 25th, 2008 |
| URL | lg15.com |
| Forum | [809 forum discussion] |
| Length | 6:19 |
| Description | This is getting ridiculous. Someone needs to own up now. |
| Location(s) | Paris |
| Cast | |
| Steve | Giles Alderson |
| Julia | Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty |
| Anthony | Andy Donovan |
| Lauren | Emma Pollard |
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Whodunit? is the two-hundred ninety-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the fortieth video of season two.
Transcript
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(The camera pans up Lauren's body to her head. She looks at Julia and the camera pans to her. Julia looks at the camera. Anthony turns the camera to himself, chewing his gum loudly.)
Anthony: So, don't have to be Quincy to figure it out, do ya? It had to be someone who had access to the AYGO. And the keys were in the room with us lot all that night. So, (looks at girls and back at camera) had to be one of us.
(Cut to Lauren and then pans to Julia.)
Julia: It was Steve.
Lauren: We were looking through some of our old videos to see if we could find anything that might help us. When we went to pick Steve up, before we came here, he was talking to someone. Do you remember? Well, we didn't realize at the time, but the guy that he was talking to was the same guy that... that tried to kill him and Jonas. The guy that Steve ended up shooting.
Julia: Basically, we think he was blackmailed or something. He was forced into it.
(The door opens and a chipper Steve walks in with a bag.)
Steve: Evening, all. (Shuts the door) What?
Anthony: Think we need to have a little chat, lad.
Steve: What about?
Anthony: Look, we know. Alright?
Steve: Know what?
Anthony: That it was you! That it was you what taxed that painting!
Steve: You gotta be joking, right?
Lauren: It's alright, we know that you were forced into it. (Gets up and approaches Steve) We saw you with that hitman from The Order the night before we came here. (Steve chuckles) And how did you know to go to the gallery on Sunday when none of us had told you about the the plan? What were you doing there?
(Steve tries to explain himself but Julia butts in.)
Julia: How come you mysteriously disappeared for that time on Sat- on Sunday?
Steve: Cause I was looking for you, you ungrateful cow!
Anthony: Well how comes you had that flyer for the Michelle Clore viewing when those old French lads searched ya?
Steve: I don't know! I just had it, didn't I?
Lauren: (Rubbing Steve's arm) It's alright. I can see that you've been down for the last few days. You've had something on your mind.
Anthony: And you went missing on Sunday night and all.
Steve: (Yelling) Look, I didn't do anything, okay?
(Steve pauses for a moment and looks as if he is about to cry. He sets the bag down on the bed and takes a seat.)
Steve: (Softly) I swear I didn't do anything. You're right. I did speak to that guy from The Order and yes, he did ask me to steal the painting. (Cut to Julia, who looks concerned. She looks at the camera and back at Steve.) I couldn't do it.
Lauren: (Off camera) It's alright. (Cut to Lauren and Steve sitting on the bed) Tell us what happened.
Steve: The guy from The Order, the cab driver, (laughs to self) said that if I... if I didn't do it then he was gonna come after every one of us when we got back to England. (Lauren, looking scared, turns to look at Julia and Anthony. The camera pans over to Julia then back to Steve.) Said he was gonna make sure we were paid for what I did. I'm sorry. (Sighs and holds back tears) I couldn't do it. And now, Charlie's gonna go to prison, we're all gonna die and the curse of Steve starts again.
Anthony: Aw, bullshit!
Steve: I couldn't even nick a penny sweet from a pick 'n' mix. How was I gonna go about stealing a precious piece of art work? I mean, yeah, I did look into it. I tried. I didn't even know where to start. And now we're all in danger. Okay. (Moves bag and shifts self on bed)
(Cut to a close up of Lauren. She turns at the camera and then turns away.)
Steve: (Off camera) Look, The Order's obviously desperate to get their hands on this painting. (On camera) Which means that maybe they didn't ask just me to get the painting. Maybe they asked other people as well.
(Steve looks at Lauren, then Julia. Lauren turns to look at Julia as well. The camera then pans to Julia, then back to Steve.)
Steve: Or maybe it has nothing to do with The Order. Maybe someone stole the painting out of pure greed. How much do we know about (points to Anthony) him? Huh?
Anthony: You what? (I THINK, SOMEONE CONFIRM?)
Steve: I mean, you pretty much insinuate yourself as a criminal in Lee's video.
Anthony: Come off it, lad. I'm (ABSOLUTELY INAUDIBLE).
Steve: (Jumps up) Yeah, maybe that's exactly what you wanted us t-to believe. Maybe the smartest guys in the room is actually pretending to be stupid so that he gets off being accused.
Anthony: Yah, who are you calling stupid there, lad?
Steve: Then where were you? On Saturday, after your talking to Julia's mind, yeah? (I THINK) Hm? (Raises voice) And on Sunday as well when you went off for those beers?
Anthony: Alright, first of all, I was talking to that fella cause I was tryna get (pans to Julia) madame here out of bother, wasn't I? (Julia makes a face at him and Anthony pans back to Steve.) Ey? Do you remember I was in the flat with her, Steve?
Steve: Yeah, alright. What about Sunday?
Anthony: (Yelling) I got lost you bell-end. I was half-cut and I can't read French road signs. What do you expect?
Julia: Well then, how come you were asking about the artwork when I was in the flat with you?
Anthony: Aw, give it a rest! Can I ask one sudden question? (Pan to Steve) Are you that fuckin' simple? Can't be that if he can stand to be mates with yas. Ya ever thought that maybe the bizzies have got it right already? (Pan to Julia and back to Steve) You know, maybe golden girl did nick it! It was in her car.
Lauren: No way.
Anthony: Well she's quit her job. And she seemed pretty sure you wouldn't be having any more bother from The Order. Alright, maybe she was gettin' herself something to bargain with.
Steve: (Steps forward and points at Anthony) You're wrong.
Anthony: Yeah, maybe so. But we don't seem to be ruling anything else out, do we?
Lauren: So what are we gonna do now?
Julia: Turn it off. (Forces camera down)
