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(''Gavin walks on-screen, rubbing his face, and turns to the camera''.)
  
'''Gavin:'''Yes, it's me. They do have the Internet in Manchester, y'know. I've been, er... (''sighs'') busy. Got a few messages on my voicemailbox on Saturday night, I think you guys were tying to tell me something.
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'''Gavin:''' Yes, it's me. They do have the internet in Manchester, you know. (''Sniffs''.) I've been... uh... (''Sighs''.) Busy. Got a few messages on my voicemail box on Saturday night; I think you guys were trying to tell me something.
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(''Gavin puts his phone to his ear''.)
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'''Caller:''' Gav! Get to your [[Joan|Auntie Joan]]'s! [[Charlie]]'s there! [[Terrence]] has got her [[Precious Blood: 9PM|with a knife]] against her throat!
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'''Caller:''' Gavin, please get to your Auntie Joan's place. Please, please?
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'''Caller:''' You're a very naughty boy. (''Giggles''.)
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'''Caller:''' Hi, Gavin... I think you have to work with [[Steve]]. Bye.
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(''The sounds of a submarine are heard and Gavin smirks''.)
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'''Caller:''' Gavin! Charlie's been kidnapped! By Terrence! We need your help!
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'''Caller:''' (inaudible)
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'''Gavin:''' Get it at the pub. (''Laughs''.)
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'''Caller:''' Gavin! Help Charlie! (''Crying''.) Terrence has got her at Auntie Joan's! You've got to help!
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'''Gavin:''' That was terrifying.
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'''Caller:''' Oh, I need you. No.
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'''Caller:''' Ah! Go- go to your auntie's house. Bye.
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'''Caller:''' Pick up the phone, you arsehole!
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'''Caller:''' Gav, it's Kim. Go to Auntie Joan's. [[Lee]] and [[Sophie]] are looking for you. Bye!
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'''Gavin:''' (''Mocking a caller''.) Go to Auntie's Joan's. Now!
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'''Caller:''' Charlie has been kidnapped by Terry! And he's going to do something to her - I don't know what.
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(''Gavin mocks concern''.)
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'''Caller:''' Hi, Gavin, this is JewishE, and I just thought I'd be telling you to go to your Auntie Joan's, but I think you've got a bigger problem.
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'''Caller:''' Gavin, it's vosie. Go to Auntie Joan's house now. Charlie's there. Terrence kidnapped her; she needs you.
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'''Lonelygod_fm217:''' Hail to the goat! This is a minion of the lonelygod. Everyone at the sanctuary nation would like to wish you all the best in rescuing Charlie and thwarting the evil Terrence.
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'''Gavin:''' Hail to the goat! Legend.
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'''Caller:''' Go to Auntie Joan's house! Gavin, Charlie has been kidnapped by Terry and she's at your Auntie Joan's. Go to your Auntie Joan's now.
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'''Caller:''' Gavin, you need to get to Aunt Joan's house and bring Lee and Sophie with you, 'cause... Terrence's gonna be there with Charlie. You need to save her.
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(''Gavin sighs and turns off his phone''.)
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'''Gavin:''' Wow. (''Shakes his head''.) Well, you know, I just wanted to say, you know, thanks. Thank you, everyone; appreciate your help. Um... I had a lot on my mind [[Precious Blood|last Saturday]].
  
 
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Revision as of 12:57, 14 April 2008

Episode 235/1x235
Voicemail

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Stop calling, guys; seriously.

Blogger Gavin
Date Posted April 14th, 2008
URL lg15.com
Forum [689 forum discussion]
Length 2:41
Description Thanks for all your help, everyone. You really stepped up.
Cast
Gavin Ralf Little
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Voicemail is the two-hundred thirty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. Voicemail is the two-hundred thirty-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

(Gavin walks on-screen, rubbing his face, and turns to the camera.)

Gavin: Yes, it's me. They do have the internet in Manchester, you know. (Sniffs.) I've been... uh... (Sighs.) Busy. Got a few messages on my voicemail box on Saturday night; I think you guys were trying to tell me something.

(Gavin puts his phone to his ear.)

Caller: Gav! Get to your Auntie Joan's! Charlie's there! Terrence has got her with a knife against her throat!

Caller: Gavin, please get to your Auntie Joan's place. Please, please?

Caller: You're a very naughty boy. (Giggles.)

Caller: Hi, Gavin... I think you have to work with Steve. Bye.

(The sounds of a submarine are heard and Gavin smirks.)

Caller: Gavin! Charlie's been kidnapped! By Terrence! We need your help!

Caller: (inaudible)

Gavin: Get it at the pub. (Laughs.)

Caller: Gavin! Help Charlie! (Crying.) Terrence has got her at Auntie Joan's! You've got to help!

Gavin: That was terrifying.

Caller: Oh, I need you. No.

Caller: Ah! Go- go to your auntie's house. Bye.

Caller: Pick up the phone, you arsehole!

Caller: Gav, it's Kim. Go to Auntie Joan's. Lee and Sophie are looking for you. Bye!

Gavin: (Mocking a caller.) Go to Auntie's Joan's. Now!

Caller: Charlie has been kidnapped by Terry! And he's going to do something to her - I don't know what.

(Gavin mocks concern.)

Caller: Hi, Gavin, this is JewishE, and I just thought I'd be telling you to go to your Auntie Joan's, but I think you've got a bigger problem.

Caller: Gavin, it's vosie. Go to Auntie Joan's house now. Charlie's there. Terrence kidnapped her; she needs you.

Lonelygod_fm217: Hail to the goat! This is a minion of the lonelygod. Everyone at the sanctuary nation would like to wish you all the best in rescuing Charlie and thwarting the evil Terrence.

Gavin: Hail to the goat! Legend.

Caller: Go to Auntie Joan's house! Gavin, Charlie has been kidnapped by Terry and she's at your Auntie Joan's. Go to your Auntie Joan's now.

Caller: Gavin, you need to get to Aunt Joan's house and bring Lee and Sophie with you, 'cause... Terrence's gonna be there with Charlie. You need to save her.

(Gavin sighs and turns off his phone.)

Gavin: Wow. (Shakes his head.) Well, you know, I just wanted to say, you know, thanks. Thank you, everyone; appreciate your help. Um... I had a lot on my mind last Saturday.

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Notes

User Lonelygod_fm217 usually begins In-character posts to Gavin as his alter-ego "The Lonely God" with "Hail to the Goat".

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