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Episode 235/2x080

Stop calling, guys; seriously.

Blogger Gavin
Date Posted April 14th, 2008
URL lg15.com
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Length 2:41
Description Thanks for all your help, everyone. You really stepped up.
Location(s) Aunt Joan's house
YouTube Tags KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Gavin
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s) Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
On-Set Producer Louis Figgis
Line Producer Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s) Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s) Meryl Iona Edwards
Director(s) Luke Hyams
Head Writer Luke Hyams
Vidplay Neil Mossey
Story Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
Editor(s) John Palmer
Gavin Ralf Little
Adjacent Blogs
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Previous by Gavin "Precious Blood: 11AM"
Next by Gavin "Connect With This!"
Directly after "KateModern S2 Week 13 Recap"

Voicemail is the two-hundred thirty-fifth webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the eightieth video of season two.


(Gavin walks on-screen, rubbing his face, and turns to the camera.)

Gavin: Yes, it's me. They do have the internet in Manchester, you know. (Sniffs.) I've been... uh... (Sighs.) Busy. Got a few messages on my voicemail box on Saturday night; I think you guys were trying to tell me something.

(Gavin puts his phone to his ear.)

Caller: Gav! Get to your Auntie Joan's! Charlie's there! Terrence has got her with a knife against her throat!

Caller: Gavin, please get to your Auntie Joan's place. Please, please?

Caller: You're a very naughty boy. (Giggles.)

Caller: Hi, Gavin... I think you have to work with Steve. Bye.

(The sounds of a submarine are heard and Gavin smirks.)

Caller: Gavin! Charlie's been kidnapped! By Terrence! We need your help!

Mku77: You better get a hold of Lee, he is looking for you urgently-we kinda need you mate. Okay! Get out the Pub!

Gavin: Get out the pub. (Laughs.)

Caller: Gavin! Help Charlie! (Crying.) Terrence has got her at Auntie Joan's! You've got to help!

Gavin: That was terrifying.

Caller: Oh, I need you. No.

Caller: Ah! Go- go to your auntie's house. Bye.

Caller: Pick up the phone, you arsehole!

Caller: Gav, it's Kim. Go to Auntie Joan's. Lee and Sophie are looking for you. Bye!

Gavin: (Mocking a caller.) Go to Auntie's Joan's. Now!

Caller: Charlie has been kidnapped by Terry! And he's going to do something to her - I don't know what.

(Gavin mocks concern.)

YouWish8: Hi, Gavin, this is YouWish8, everybodys going to be telling you to go to Auntie Joans, but I think you've got a bigger problem.

Caller: Gavin, it's vosie. Go to Auntie Joan's house now. Charlie's there. Terrence kidnapped her; she needs you.

Lonelygod_fm217: Hail to the goat! This is a minion of the lonelygod. Everyone at the sanctuary nation would like to wish you all the best in rescuing Charlie and thwarting the evil Terrence.

Gavin: Hail to the goat! Legend.

Caller: Go to Auntie Joan's house! Gavin, Charlie has been kidnapped by Terry and she's at your Auntie Joan's. Go to your Auntie Joan's now.

Caller: Gavin, you need to get to Aunt Joan's house and bring Lee and Sophie with you, 'cause... Terrence's gonna be there with Charlie. You need to save her.

(Gavin sighs and turns off his phone.)

Gavin: Wow. (Shakes his head.) Well, you know, I just wanted to say, you know, thanks. Thank you, everyone; appreciate your help. Um... I had a lot on my mind last Saturday. And I- But I mean- Really appreciate it. And, um, me Auntie Joan appreciates it, too. She'd... thank you herself, but she's, uh, she's nipped out to Costco or- or something.

(Gavin nods and moves to turn off the camera, but stops.)

Oh! And... Pl- You can stop ringing me now. Um, thanks. Uh, unless it's important. And even then, send a text. (Nods.) So, until next time, keep your socks on. Hail to the goat. Deepgoat out.