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Sausage Sangas is the one-hundred eighty-third webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the twenty-eighth video of season two.

Transcript

(Charlie wanders around in the kitchen, filming garbage that is strewn haphazardly everywhere.)

Charlie: Look at the state of this place! Not only is that soap-dodger Niall still crashing here, but he lives like a pig! It looks like a crack den in here!

Kyle: Hey, Charlie, how's it going?

Charlie: Don't give me "hey, Charlie," you messy bogan. What's going on?

Kyle: Eh?

Charlie: (Zooms in on Niall sleeping on the couch.) What is he still doing here?

Kyle: Oh, he's still asleep. (Gets a dish out of the cupboard.) He'll be gone in a couple of days.

(Kyle grabs a piece of bread off of the counter and sniffs it.)

Charlie: Yeah, well he better be. And you better get this place cleaned up ASAP, otherwise you'll be out the door with him.

Kyle: A-alright. Alright. I'll- I'll sort it out, I promise.

Charlie: You're damn right you will. (The doorbell rings.) Oh, this better not be another one of your loser mates looking for a place to crash. (Walks toward the door.) This isn't some drop-in squat for unemployed Australians, you know.

(Charlie unlocks the door and opens it to reveal Rupert Van Helden.)

Rupert: Charlie, hi. My name's Rupert Van Helden. (Stretches out his hand.)

Charlie: Yeah, I know who you are. What the hell are you doing here?

Rupert: (Puts his hand back in his pocket.) Look, I can understand you being wary of me, but I assure you there's no need.

(Charlie goes out into the hallway.)

Charlie: Oh really?

Rupert: Look, I- I don't want you to think that I see Kate's death as just some inconvenience or a PR problem for the Hymn of One.

Charlie: Even though it is.

Rupert: Of course it is. But it was a real person that died; don't think I don't know that.

Charlie: Oh, that's really big of you to say.

Rupert: Look... I didn't come here to make myself look good. Um, just know that I'm sorry for your loss and I am just as keen as you are to find out who did this.

Charlie: Yeah, well, how do I know it wasn't you or one of your Hymn of One buddies?

Rupert: I can prove that the FTO are nothing more than a bunch of vindictive frauds, Charlie. And I'm almost in a position to expose them.

Charlie: Yeah, but what about Patricia?

Rupert: She's not really part of the FTO, they've just been using her. But, look, that's not why I'm here. I really did just come to give my condolences, so, uh... so I'll be on my way.

Charlie: Well, thanks, I-I guess.

Rupert: Goodbye, Charlie. (Turns around and walks away.)

Charlie: See ya. (Goes back in the flat and films herself.) Wow. I really wasn't expecting that. I mean, he did seem pretty genuine, though, but I guess if I've learned one thing it's that I can't jump to conclusions about anyone that you meet. I guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens.

(Niall is heard wandering around and Charlie turns the camera.)

Niall: Oh, hey, Charl. What's up?

(Charlie zooms in to show Niall holding her polka-dot hoodie.)

Charlie: What's up? What's up is that you're spilling baked beans all over my favorite hoodie!

Niall: Oh, geez; I thought it was a tea towel.

Charlie: A tea towel? You moron!

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