Sausage Sangas

Episode 183/2x028

Sausage Sangas
The FTO is a fraud
Blogger	Charlie
Date Posted	February 18th, 2008
URL	lg15.com
Forum	583|3=lg15}}
Length	2:32
Description	You ever think you know who someone is and then they turn out to be something different? That’s happening a lot these days.
Location(s)	Charlie's flat
YouTube Tags	KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Charlie
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s)	Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s)	Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
Series Producer(s)	Pete Gibbons
Line Producer	Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator	Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s)	Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s)	Meryl Iona Edwards
Director(s)	Yusuf Pirhasan
Head Writer	Luke Hyams
Vidplay	Lawrence Tallis
Story	Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
Editor(s)	Yusuf Pirhasan
Cast
Charlie	Tara Rushton
Kyle	Steve Cabrell
Niall	Justin Martin
Rupert Van Helden	Ronan Summers
Adjacent Blogs
Previous	"Rupert"
Next	"Group Hug"
Previous by Charlie	"Here Aygo!"
Next by Charlie	"Night Terrors"
Directly after	"KateModern S2 Week 5 Recap"

Sausage Sangas is the one-hundred eighty-third webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the twenty-eighth video of season two.

Transcript

(Charlie wanders around in the kitchen, filming garbage that is strewn haphazardly everywhere.)

Charlie: Look at the state of this place! Not only is that soap-dodger Niall still crashing here, but he lives like a pig! It looks like a crack den in here!

Kyle: Hey, Charlie, how's it going?

Charlie: Don't give me "hey, Charlie," you messy bogan. What's going on?

Kyle: Eh?

Charlie: (Zooms in on Niall sleeping on the couch.) What is he still doing here?

Kyle: Oh, he's still asleep. (Gets a dish out of the cupboard.) He'll be gone in a couple of days.

(Kyle grabs a piece of bread off of the counter and sniffs it.)

Charlie: Yeah, well he better be. And you better get this place cleaned up ASAP, otherwise you'll be out the door with him.

Kyle: A-alright. Alright. I'll- I'll sort it out, I promise.

Charlie: You're damn right you will. (The doorbell rings.) Oh, this better not be another one of your loser mates looking for a place to crash. (Walks toward the door.) This isn't some drop-in squat for unemployed Australians, you know.

(Charlie unlocks the door and opens it to reveal Rupert Van Helden.)

Rupert: Charlie, hi. My name's Rupert Van Helden. (Stretches out his hand.)

Charlie: Yeah, I know who you are. What the hell are you doing here?

Rupert: (Puts his hand back in his pocket.) Look, I can understand you being wary of me, but I assure you there's no need.

(Charlie goes out into the hallway.)

Charlie: Oh really?

Rupert: Look, I- I don't want you to think that I see Kate's death as just some inconvenience or a PR problem for the Hymn of One.

Charlie: Even though it is.

Rupert: Of course it is. But it was a real person that died; don't think I don't know that.

Charlie: Oh, that's really big of you to say.

Rupert: Look... I didn't come here to make myself look good. Um, just know that I'm sorry for your loss and I am just as keen as you are to find out who did this.

Charlie: Yeah, well, how do I know it wasn't you or one of your Hymn of One buddies?

Rupert: I can prove that the FTO are nothing more than a bunch of vindictive frauds, Charlie. And I'm almost in a position to expose them.

Charlie: Yeah, but what about Patricia?

Rupert: She's not really part of the FTO, they've just been using her. But, look, that's not why I'm here. I really did just come to give my condolences, so, uh... so I'll be on my way.

Charlie: Well, thanks, I-I guess.

Rupert: Goodbye, Charlie. (Turns around and walks away.)

Charlie: See ya. (Goes back in the flat and films herself.) Wow. I really wasn't expecting that. I mean, he did seem pretty genuine, though, but I guess if I've learned one thing it's that I can't jump to conclusions about anyone that you meet. I guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens.

(Niall is heard wandering around and Charlie turns the camera.)

Niall: Oh, hey, Charl. What's up?

(Charlie zooms in to show Niall holding her polka-dot hoodie.)

Charlie: What's up? What's up is that you're spilling baked beans all over my favorite hoodie!

Niall: Oh, geez; I thought it was a tea towel.

Charlie: A tea towel? You moron!