Tired of B*tches
Tired of B*tches | |
Blogger | Daniel |
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Date Posted | December 18th, 2007 |
URL | youtube.com |
Forum | 15395|3=lg15}} |
Length | 2:18 |
Description | Mars and Venus is one thing, but this is ridiculous. |
Location(s) | The rented house, Mallory's bedroom |
YouTube Tags | lonelygirl15 bree danielbeast daniel jonas jonastko lg15 |
Production Credits | |
Executive Producer(s) | Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried |
Series Producer(s) | Amanda Goodfried |
Supervising Producer(s) | Mary Feuer |
Director(s) | Marcello Daciano |
Camera | Justin Thompson |
Vidplay | Jonathan Robert Kaplan |
Story | Mary Feuer, Jan Libby, Jonathan Robert Kaplan, and Mesh Flinders |
Editor(s) | Kevin Schlanser |
Music Supervisor | Seth Jacobs |
Music | "Collecting Clouds" by Caution Cat |
Cast | |
Daniel | Yousef Abu-Taleb |
Mallory | Carly Jones |
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Tired of B*tches is the three-hundred seventy-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the one-hundred twenty-first video of season two.
Transcript
(Daniel sighs)
Daniel: Okay, it's almost 2008, and I know you're not suppose to say it--you're not even suppose to think it! But what is up with chicks? I mean, Sarah. She's one of the most together--well, maybe not together--but she's definitely one of the most independent ladies I have ever met. But did you see that last posting of hers? Song circle, or love with a small "L"? I dunno. Maybe if I were down there with all those Hymn of Oners and the desert, too, frying my brain, then maybe I would be singing "Kumbaya," too. I'd like to think not, but who knows? Okay, and then yesterday, I get this crazy message from Mallory saying that she wants to--. You know what? I think it'd be better for you to see. So, here we go.
(moves hands up, saying, "Wah!" Mallory's video begins.)
Mallory: I hate-I hate having to talk to you like this. I just wish we could talk on the telephone, or in person.
(Mallory's video is cut short. Daniel whistles)
Daniel: Blah, blah, blah! (gets closer to the camera) Let's get to the good stuff.
(Mallory's video is fast forwarded then stops)
Mallory: (singing)emails I've mailed that I'd wish I'd not written;
apologies that I have sent you too late:
these are a few of the things that I hate.
Left over pizza, and mold in my yogurt;
whacking my kneecap and waiting for the hurt;
kissing my teacher, that just doesn't rate:
these are a few of the things that I hate.
When the sun shines,
when dessert's great,
when I'm feeling glad,
I simply remember you won't talk to me,
and then I do feel...so...bad.
(Mallory's video ends)
Daniel: Right, and what I hate most? Is a lying cheating tramp. But moving on. Jennie, if you're watching this, please let me know how to find you guys. I mean, if it's not too late, I'd really like to take a crack at getting Sarah outta there. (hold out hands) Not that she's a damsel in distress or anything, though she kinda is. (sighs) Well, what I said before about chicks, (hold out a hand to mean Jennie) I didn't mean you. I hope. I mean, you seem like a sensible woman. And I'd really like to think that there's at least one of you out there. Okay, well, that's all for now.
(makes peace sign before ending video)
Notes
- This video shows that Mallory is still trying to restore her relationship with Daniel, despite the poll results.
- Daniel directly critiques the feminist themes.
- The song Mallory sings is a parody of the song "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music.
- Betz28 (who sang the song used in the Lonelygirl15 crew 2007 holiday video) posted a spoof of Mallory's song called Tired of Plotholes.
- Videos with Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried as executive producers
- Videos with Amanda Goodfried as series producer
- Videos with Mary Feuer as supervising producer
- Videos directed by Marcello Daciano
- Videos filmed by Justin Thompson
- Vidplays written by Jonathan Robert Kaplan
- Story written by Mary Feuer, Jan Libby, Jonathan Robert Kaplan, and Mesh Flinders
- Videos edited by Kevin Schlanser
- Music supervised by Seth Jacobs
- Videos with Daniel
- Yousef Abu-Taleb filmography
- Videos with Mallory
- Carly Jones filmography
- Lonelygirl15 videos
- Lonelygirl15 videos by length
- Lonelygirl15 videos by date
- Daniel's blogs