Tired of B*tches

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Episode 377/2x121
Tired of B*tches

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Can't you tell how desperately sad I am?

Blogger Daniel
Date Posted December 18th, 2007
URL youtube.com
Forum 15395|3=lg15}}
Length 2:18
Description Mars and Venus is one thing, but this is ridiculous.
Location(s) The rented house, Mallory's bedroom
YouTube Tags lonelygirl15 bree danielbeast daniel jonas jonastko lg15
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Series Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Supervising Producer(s) Mary Feuer
Director(s) Marcello Daciano
Camera Justin Thompson
Vidplay Jonathan Robert Kaplan
Story Mary Feuer, Jan Libby, Jonathan Robert Kaplan, and Mesh Flinders
Editor(s) Kevin Schlanser
Music Supervisor Seth Jacobs
Music "Collecting Clouds" by Caution Cat
Daniel Yousef Abu-Taleb
Mallory Carly Jones
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Procreating on Peyote"
Next "Am I A Murderer?"
Previous by Daniel "Rebound Action"
Next by Daniel "Party Crashers"

Tired of B*tches is the three-hundred seventy-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the one-hundred twenty-first video of season two.


(Daniel sighs)

Daniel: Okay, it's almost 2008, and I know you're not suppose to say it--you're not even suppose to think it! But what is up with chicks? I mean, Sarah. She's one of the most together--well, maybe not together--but she's definitely one of the most independent ladies I have ever met. But did you see that last posting of hers? Song circle, or love with a small "L"? I dunno. Maybe if I were down there with all those Hymn of Oners and the desert, too, frying my brain, then maybe I would be singing "Kumbaya," too. I'd like to think not, but who knows? Okay, and then yesterday, I get this crazy message from Mallory saying that she wants to--. You know what? I think it'd be better for you to see. So, here we go.

(moves hands up, saying, "Wah!" Mallory's video begins.)

Mallory: I hate-I hate having to talk to you like this. I just wish we could talk on the telephone, or in person.

(Mallory's video is cut short. Daniel whistles)

Daniel: Blah, blah, blah! (gets closer to the camera) Let's get to the good stuff.

(Mallory's video is fast forwarded then stops)

Mallory: (singing)
Rain drops all day and fleas on my kitten;
emails I've mailed that I'd wish I'd not written;
apologies that I have sent you too late:
these are a few of the things that I hate.

Left over pizza, and mold in my yogurt;
whacking my kneecap and waiting for the hurt;
kissing my teacher, that just doesn't rate:
these are a few of the things that I hate.

When the sun shines,
when dessert's great,
when I'm feeling glad,
I simply remember you won't talk to me,
and then I do feel...so...bad.

(Mallory's video ends)

Daniel: Right, and what I hate most? Is a lying cheating tramp. But moving on. Jennie, if you're watching this, please let me know how to find you guys. I mean, if it's not too late, I'd really like to take a crack at getting Sarah outta there. (hold out hands) Not that she's a damsel in distress or anything, though she kinda is. (sighs) Well, what I said before about chicks, (hold out a hand to mean Jennie) I didn't mean you. I hope. I mean, you seem like a sensible woman. And I'd really like to think that there's at least one of you out there. Okay, well, that's all for now.

(makes peace sign before ending video)


  • This video shows that Mallory is still trying to restore her relationship with Daniel, despite the poll results.
  • Daniel directly critiques the feminist themes.
  • The song Mallory sings is a parody of the song "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music.
  • Betz28 (who sang the song used in the Lonelygirl15 crew 2007 holiday video) posted a spoof of Mallory's song called Tired of Plotholes.