Computer Penetration

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Episode 471/3x061
Computer Penetration

I swear I know what I'm talking about...

Blogger Daniel
Date Posted April 30th, 2008
Forum 17239|3=lg15}}
Length 3:39
Description We know who wants to kills us.
Location(s) A beach
YouTube Tags lonelygirl15 LG15 KateModern bree danielbeast jonastko steve hymn of one KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Daniel Steve
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
Series Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Production Assistant(s) Jenni Powell
Director(s) Marcello Daciano
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Vidplay Jim Campolongo
Story Amanda Goodfried, Tom Pettit, and Luke Hyams
Editor(s) Matt Vanselow
Music Supervisor Seth Jacobs
Daniel Yousef Abu-Taleb
Michelle Clore Valerie Cutko
Steve Giles Alderson
Edward Salinas Jos Viramontes
Jennie Melanie Merkosky
Jonas Jackson Davis
Gina Crystal Young
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Computer Penetration is the four-hundred seventy-first video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the sixty-first video of season three.
Computer Penetration is the two-hundred forty-eighth webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the ninety-third video of season two.


Daniel: We left the rental. It felt too risky now that we know... You know, let me start at the beginning. There are two things we know for sure. One, there's a hit out on us. (Cut to the video of Michelle Clore talking to the camera.) Our names are basically on an Order hit list. If you want to ascend, if you want to become an Elder, you have to...kill one of us. (Cut to Steve running from Outta Here.) Jonas was targeted in England... (Cut to the shooter from Crazy Border Crossing!!.) The rest of us were targeted here.

(Cut to Daniel.)

The second thing we know? We know who it is. We found out this morning. Taylor hacked the state DMV and got the car's registration. It's a Secret Service car that provides protection to - and you're not gonna believe this... (Cut to a shot of a poster saying "Vote EDWARD SALINAS for US CONGRESS".) Edward Salinas. He's a local politician running for US Congress. I mean, the Order's infiltrated our corporations, and now our government? How high does this thing go?

(Cut to Daniel on his laptop.)

It's been a while since you guys saw Taylor, so I'm gonna let her explain how she hacked in. Taylor, you're on. (Daniel looks confused as his computer sits silent.) Taylor? I swear I had it a second ago. What the hell?

(Daniel grabs the camera and turns it toward the laptop's screen. Electronic noise is seen and Salinas is suddenly on the screen.)

Edward Salinas: Keep moving, if you want to. Nevada, New Mexico, Idaho... Wherever you are, I'll be waiting. Keep up the pace, but I will win this race. I will ascend to higher office. And remember, vote Salinas for US Congress in November. Oh, wait... That might be a little difficult for you.

(The video cuts out. Cut to Gina, Steve, Jennie, and Jonas looking over Daniel's shoulder at the laptop.)

Daniel: The signal was broadcasting directly into my IP address. But now it's just gone. Like we never got it.

Jonas: This guy could get to us anywhere. I mean, even for the Order, this is--

Steve: It's a whole new level. We came to the States to escape. Those were the days, eh, Jonas?

Jonas: Yeah. Kind of makes me wish I was back in London.

(Cut to Jennie on the laptop as Steve paces in the background.)

Jennie: Salinas is hosting a fund raiser at a hotel tomorrow.

Jonas: Well, this is our chance to go after him.

Gina: What?

Jonas: Yeah, it's the last place he'd expect us to be. You- You saw the video. He thinks we're on the run, out of state...

Daniel: Come on, Jonas, he could be bluffing! Salinas has only been one step behind us this whole time. Which might not be a coincidence... if there's an inside man.

Steve: You're not back to that again, are you?

Daniel: Lot of phone calls, Steve.

Steve: Yeah, I told you, I was phoning a mate.

Daniel: Okay, prove it. Let's see your cell phone.

(Steve takes his cell phone out of his pocket.)

Steve: You need to start trusting people. (Puts his phone on the table.)

Daniel: Yeah, maybe I should. Now how about you press redial and put our minds to rest?

Jonas: Steve, you don't have to do that. Daniel, you're being stupid.

Daniel: No! Let him make the call. Press redial. Seriously. Press redial and w--

Jonas: Dan- Daniel, please.

Daniel: What? I'll forget all about it. Just press redial.

(Steve grabs his phone angrily off of the table and hits the redial button.)

Jonas: Steve...

(Steve's phone is on loudspeaker. It dials and then a voice says "You have reached the Hymn of One. Tell us your eternal song.".)

Daniel: You're leading them right to us.

Steve: You think I told him to shoot me to make it look good? I was- I was phoning some old friends at the Hymn of One, trying to get them to break away from it.

Jennie: But why didn't you just tell us?

Steve: 'Cause I was afraid of the exact reaction he's having now. It's no wonder your friend Sarah buggered off with that Carl guy!

Daniel: No, you have no idea what you're--

Jonas: Daniel! Daniel, come on! Alright? If he was really working for them, do you think Salinas would kill his inside man?

Steve: Hey, you want more proof? (Grabs his phone.) Here. (Throws the phone.) I'm not the one you're after, okay? Salinas is! I will help you anyway I can, but you have to stop him from ascending. (Walks away.)

Jonas: Good job.

(Cut to Daniel walking after Steve.)

Daniel: (Sighs.) Steve is right about one thing. If we go to that fund raiser tomorrow, and if we can grab Edward Salinas, we might end this thing.


  • A finger is visible in the frame when the TAAG are hovering over Daniel at the laptop.
  • Edward Salinas's official website is at
  • The description of the video may be a reference to movie I Know Who Killed Me, in which Jessica Lee Rose played a small role.
  • The buildings in the background are the campus of Pepperdine University in Malibu, CA.
  • The word kill is misspelled as 'kills' in the description box.