Deal with the Devil
|Deal with the Devil|
|Date Posted||December 11th, 2007|
|Description|| There’s a good sandwich recipe in this one.|
|Location(s)|| Gavin and Charlie's flat|
|YouTube Tags||KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Gavin|
|Executive Producer(s)|| Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried|
|Co-Executive Producer(s)|| Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried|
|Associate Producer(s)|| Cristy Coors Beasley|
|Series Producer(s)|| Pete Gibbons|
|Line Producer|| Kelly Brett|
|Production Co-Ordinator|| Claire Finbow|
|Interactive Co-ordinator(s)|| Jonathan Almond|
|Production Runner(s)|| Meryl Iona Edwards|
|Director(s)||Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)|
|Head Writer|| Luke Hyams|
|Vidplay|| Luke Hyams|
|Story|| Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian|
|Editor(s)|| Yusuf Pirhasan|
|Music|| Fra Buddha Tut by Glen Bedsoe |
|Previous||"Charlie and the Seven Snorks"|
|Next|| "You Stink"|
|Previous by Gavin|| "I'm not a lonelygirl.. am I?"|
|Next by Gavin||"Help Me Get Charlie"|
(Gavin is editing an email to himself, entitled "ENEMIES".)
(Gavin highlights the text and deletes it. He replaces it with "tERRENCE", and copies it several times. He then adjusts the camera to point at himself, although upside-down. Gavin is wearing a robe while sitting at his laptop. The wall of pictures has become noticeably cleaner. He closes the laptop..)
(Cut to Gavin walking into the kitchen, which is excessively messy. More pictures are found on a cabinet. Gavin looks around and puts the camera down on the counter. He then presses down the toaster lever nearest to the camera.)
Gavin: It's another big day for what remains of G&T IT, because today I have decided to murder our investor and silent partner, Terrence. Seriously. He put his hands on the woman I love, a-and we can't have that. (Shakes his head.) But that's not the only reason. Um, I don't know; I just think... I think, deep down, I feel I've always wanted to kill Terrence. He just has that sort of face.
(Gavin pushes the button on the toaster to pop out the bread, and pushes down the second lever. He then grabs two pieces of toast from the toaster and puts them on the counter. Gavin gets a plate for the toast, and puts the slices on it.)
Gavin: And plus, his dress sense has always irritated me. (Opens a can of beans, pours it over the toast, and grabs a banana.) In fact, come to think of it, his breath's always been pretty offensive, as well. (Peels the banana.) I mean, the- the list just goes on and on. (Grabs a chef's knife and slices the banana with it. He then puts the banana slices on the bread and puts the knife back into the rack.) I-I probably shouldn't be telling you any of this. But you- you're not going to tell anyone, right? It's just our little secret. (Pours honey over the bread, followed by tobasco sauce. He puts the two slices together and grabs the sandwich to eat it.)
(Cut back to Gavin at his laptop, in his room.)
Gavin: Right. This is how it's gonna work. Terrence is gonna come in through the open door of the flat, then he's gonna come up behind me, and when he tries to smash my face into the camera, I'm gonna stab him (Brandishes the chef's knife.) with this! Yeah! (Laughs.)
Terrence: What's going on, Gav? (Gavin looks worried, and Terrence picks up a pizza box.) Ugh, it smells like an arse hole in here. (Throws the box at Gavin, who drops the knife.) You wanna pull yourself together, son? We aren't gonna find my fifteen grand burried under this shit! (Kicks a bag.) Hey! (Grabs Gavin.) I was talking to you!
Gavin: I know, I heard! Get off of me!
Terrence: I want answers!
Gavin: What, you got no girls to hit? (Terrence lets go of Gavin and walks to the other side of the room.) You shouldn't have put your hands on her; she had nothing to do with it. (Knocks the pizza box away, and looks like he's going to cry.)
Terrence: Well, what can I say? I've got the wrong end of the stick. I thought this (Holds up the flash drive.) was our software. Turns out to be a useless list of slags. Alright, now stop all this messing about; I've got a horse running at Cheltenham at 3:30. (Hands the flash drive to Gavin.) Question One: Who was that bald ape that laid me out? Question Two: Which firm does he work for? Don't hesitate, liars hesitate.
Gavin: I'm not- I'm not hesitating, it- It's complicated.
Terrence: Probably not as complicated as sewing your balls back on. Speak.
Gavin: He works for the Order.
Terrence: I never heard of it.
Gavin: You're not supposed to have heard of 'em. Technically, they don't even exist. The-they're on-they're omni-, um, powerful- They control all the conspiracies and-and wars in the world. Uh- (Terrence laughs.) Seriously, I'm not having you on!
Terrence: Well I've heard it all now.
Gavin: They control the world f-from the shadows. Th-th-that bloke who stole our software; he's called a-a-a Shadow, or the Watcher, or something! He does all the dirty work for them!
Terrence: Oh, save all this far-fetched bollocks for the voices in there! (Jabs at Gavin's head.) I wanna know who this bloke is, and I want to know now.
Gavin: Alright, well, wait. I-... I think we might have something that they want. (Holds up the flash drive.) Let me turn this off and explain. (Turns off the camera.)
- In this video Gavin eats a baked beans, banana, hot sauce, and honey sandwich on toast.
- Unfortunately, Gavin does not carry through with his plans.