The List

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Episode 126/1x126
The List

Another one for my wall of hate

Blogger Gavin
Date Posted November 28th, 2007
Length 3:17
Description I am compiling a list… and you DON'T want to be on it, believe me.
Location(s) Gavin and Charlie's flat
YouTube Tags KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Gavin
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s) Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
Associate Producer(s) Cristy Coors Beasley
Series Producer(s) Pete Gibbons
Line Producer Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s) Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s) Meryl Iona Edwards
Director(s) Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
Head Writer Luke Hyams
Vidplay Luke Hyams
Story Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
Editor(s) Yusuf Pirhasan
Gavin Ralf Little
Patricia T'Nia Miller
Dave Gavin Rowe
Adjacent Blogs
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Previous by Gavin "Pass the Port"
Next by Gavin "The Trains"

The List is the one-hundred twenty-sixth webisode in the KateModern video series.


(Gavin lays on his mattress in Kate's former bedroom. There are many pictures on the wall behind him. He messes with his laptop and grabs a paper from the nearby printer. He holds the paper up to the camera, showing a picture of Kate and Tariq, and then crumples it and tosses it away.)

Gavin: This is my room now. I've been relegated. Charlie's made me sleep in here until I've "calmed down". (Makes air quotes.) I don't care, it's better, anyway. I'd rather be on my own; I can concentrate more. I've got a lot of things to do, you know? (Taps on his forehead.)

(Cut to Gavin looking at more printouts and then looking over at the pictures on the wall. He gets up and pins the printouts to the wall. The camera pans over the entire wall.)

I am not gonna let people get in my way anymore. (The camera zooms in on a picture of Kate, and then pans to a picture of Tariq. It pans around wildly and zooms out.) I'm not gonna be pushed around! I- I've got plans! (Rips a picture of Kate off of the wall and walks into the bathroom.) Plans that don't involve me being messed about by anybody. (Crumples the picture in his fist, and looks at himself in the camera in the mirror. The doorbell rings, and Gavin zooms in on himself.) Oh, for God's sake! (Tosses the crumpled picture at the mirror and goes to the door.)

(Gavin walks angrily to the door, grunting and swinging the camera around the room. The doorbell rings again.) I'm coming. (Opens a door.) I'm coming; shut up! (Opens the door to the flat, where Patricia is waiting with a cameraman behind her. She is holding a boom, and the camera's light is pointed at Gavin.)

Gavin: What do you want?

Patricia: Is Charlie there?

Gavin: No, she's not in. What's it about?

Patricia: You're Gavin, aren't you? Look, here's my card. (Hands her card to Gavin.) I'm really interested in all the blogging you and your friends've been doing. Maybe we could, uh... talk to you about it?

Gavin: Yeah, alright. But he's not allowed to film; only I'm allowed to film.

Patricia: Okay, that's fine.

Gavin: (To the cameraman.) Tramp.

(The cameraman turns off his lamp and lowers the camera. Gavin leads the two into his room. He walks over to his laptop, which has a list open labeled "People I Hate". He closes it and looks up at Patricia, who is looking concernedly at the wall behind him. The cameraman is filming.)

Gavin: Sit down, if you want. (Clears his throat.)

Patricia: Yeah, alright... (Stops looking at the wall and turns to Gavin.) So, uh, tell me, Gavin - all this video blogging you and your friends are doing - are the stories true, or is it some kind of hoax you and your friends are playing?

Gavin: (Laughs.) Oh! You're one of those smartasses who- who doesn't know what to believe, right?

Patricia: (Smiles and licks her lips.) Well, I suppose people just want to know if you're pulling the wool over their eyes.

Gavin: Oh, oh right. It's all "what's fact and what's fiction?" (Mocks crying.) Or, what, you don't think people can make up their own minds? Is that what you mean?

Patricia: Gavin, William Griffin was reported dead back in August... So is the man in your girlfriend's videos true or not?

Gavin: Oh! Hmm, the zombie doctor of East London? Walking the streets, uh, grabbing young girls, eating their flesh; that kind of thing? (Chuckles.)

Patricia: Okay. Well, that software you developed... It's been stolen, right? Who took it, Gavin? Who does the man who took your software work for?

Gavin: (Getting up angrily.) Get out!

Patricia: What?

Gavin: Get out, that's enough! It's none of your business! Get out!

Patricia: Look...

Gavin: I've had enough of you! Go on! Go! (Pushes Patricia back towards the door.)

Patricia: I understand that you're upset.

Gavin: Go on!

(Cut to Gavin pushing Patricia in the main room toward the door to the flat.)

Patricia: Gavin, don't you think it's important, we should ought to get to the bottom of this?

Gavin: Out!

Patricia: The man in your girlfriend's videos was reported dead!

Gavin: (Points at the cameraman.) You! Stop it!

Patricia: In August, Gavin!

Gavin: Turn that off! (Shoves the two out of the flat, slams the door, and locks it. He then returns to his room and opens his laptop.) She's on the list! (Typing.) Patricia...

(The printer can be heard and a picture of Patricia and the cameraman appear on the screen. The same picture comes out of the printer. Gavin grabs it and sticks it to the wall. Gavin then scribbles black over the eyes in Patricia's picture, as well as one of Lee and Kate.)


  • Gavin's list reads:


Tariq Bhartti
Patricia Neilson