Dear Hitler

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LonelyJew15 Video 0033
Dear Hitler

Um. . .whatcha say

Blogger Jerry
Date Posted January 9th, 2008
Description Well...that didn't go according to plan. Thanks again to PeterBeast for his editing help. Anne is...resting. I hope she doesn't hate me forever.
YouTube Tags LG15 lonelygirl15 hitler nazi shoot gun peterbeast jerry attic anne frank diary dear sister parody
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Jenni Powell and Adam Daroff
Director(s) Adam Daroff
Vidplay Jenni Powell
Story Jenni Powell and PJ Scott-Blankenship
Editor(s) Adam Daroff
Music "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap
Anne Jenni Powell
Jerry Jerry Wright
Scary Nazi Adam Daroff
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Dear Hitler is the thirty-third video in the LonelyJew15 video series. It is also the eighth video of season two.


(Picks up where the previous video left off)

Jerry: It is so weird being back here again, I mean especially under these circumstances. And my research led me here in my time, but by then it was nothing but an empty, rat-filled warehouse. Hitler was long gone by then.

Anne: So we get him then?

Jerry: Lets not count our chickens before they hatch.

Anne: Jerry, isn't there anything that you can tell me about the future?

Jerry: I'm sorry Anne, I think I already screwed up enough just by coming here.

Anne: Jerry look!

(Camera turns to see a Scary Nazi facing away from them, then the camera turns back to Anne and Jerry.)

Jerry: Are you ready to do this? (Anne nods) Lets go.

(Cut to the security camera footage of Anne and Jerry sneaking up behind the Scary Nazi and pointing their guns at him. Anne taps him on the shoulder, she shoots and the music begins just after the shot is fired. Nazi falls onto the bed. Cut to Anne sneaking up behind anothe Nazi and shooting them in the neck, and the music begins again. Cut to Jerry firing several shots at a Nazi sitting in a beach chair, and music starts.)

Jerry: Yes!

(Cut to Anne shooting a Nazi sitting at a typewriter and music starts. Cut to a Nazi applying makeup and getting shot long distance, music starts. Cut to Jerry mowing down three Nazis and music stalls then starts. Cut to Jerry shooting a Nazi while Anne films, the she shoots too. Cut to Anne shooting a Nazi in the leg and the music starts as he falls to the ground. She runs up to him and grabs him by the shirt.)

Anne: Tell us where Hitler is!

Scary Nazi: He's not here!

Anne: Liar! (Anne smacks him in the face with her gun and the music starts.)

Scary Nazi: Ah! I'm not lying! He's in Russia with Eva! They're on vacation! He's under a lot of stress!

(Anne drops him, stands up and looks at the camera.)

Anne: He's not even here Jerry! We came here for nothing!

Jerry: Fuck!

(Cut to black, then Anne shooting the Scary Nazi in the back on the floor.)

Scary Nazi: I always knew I'd die in a bathroom! (Twitches then lays still)