No Trespassing

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No Trespassing

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She's S.M.A.R.T

Blogger Bree
Date Posted May 2nd, 2007
Forum 9684|3=lg15}}
Length 2:23
Description We've been hanging out with Sara and Taylor for the last couple days...Taylor took us for some great BBQ. She's been trying to help us find Julia. By the way, beware of dogs. :(
Location(s) Zavalla
YouTube Tags lonelygirl15 lg15 bree daniel danielbeast jonas jonastko taylor soccerstar sara
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Director(s) Mesh Flinders
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Executive Story Editor Glenn Rubenstein
Vidplay Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
Story Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
Editor(s) Kevin Schlanser
Bree Jessica Lee Rose
Jonas Jackson Davis
Daniel Yousef Abu-Taleb
Taylor Becki Kregoski
Sarah Alexandra Dreyfus
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Crazy Emo Chick"
Next "We Found Julia!!!"
Directly after "Bucking Broncos - NBR Investigates"

No Trespassing is the one-hundred eighty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 video series.


(Taylor and Daniel are sitting in backseat of a car.)

Taylor: That was really mature.

Daniel: They're both mean, I don't know why we ever came out here. Back to the initial topic, how did you even find Julie's house?

Taylor: I employed my wily powers of deduction.

(The camera pans to Sarah in the front seat.)

Sarah: You'll appreciate this, she, a--

Daniel: Um, yeah, wasn't talking to you. (to Taylor) How'd you do it?

Taylor: 2005 Zavalla All-Star Roster. It has phone numbers, but it doesn't have any addresses, so...

Daniel: Wait, wait, wait. How would you even get the addresses?

Taylor: Something a lot of people don't know is that water and power and the gas companies still use, uh, phone numbers to track billing. They're also all, like public utility, so...

Daniel: Really?

Taylor: ...all their websites are archaic.

Daniel: (to the camera) She's S-M-R-T. (to Taylor) You hacked in? Oh...

Taylor: Well, hacking implies that there was some effort involved.

Daniel: (whispering to the camera) I'm gonna marry this girl.

Sarah: You know, I'm smart too. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot just using my tongue.

(The camera shows Jonas and Bree outside the car.)

Sarah: Well, what do we have here? They make out all the time, don't they?

Daniel: What? No. No, why, why is everything about sex with you?

Sarah: Don't be such a prude. I'm just saying, they look like they can't keep their hands off each other, it's obvious.

Daniel: We're all friends. Just friends.

(Music plays and footage of a house and fence are seen.)

Jonas: I think you should go over there.

Daniel: What, du--no, you go over there.

Jonas: I'm not going over there.

Daniel: That thing's the size of a fricking tank! You don't want me to get eaten!

Jonas: I'm not good with dogs. You're a beast, right? You should have like some kind of connection?

Daniel: What?

Jonas: I think I got an idea. We'll get the girls to, um, distract it, and then we'll creep around to that side door. What do you think? Up top.

Daniel: (whispering) High-five. (high-fives Jonas)

Bree: Brilliant idea, Jonas.

Daniel: Are you sure they even live here?

Taylor: Well, according to their water bill, yeah, this is the address.

Sarah: You guys are ridiculous. Grow a pair.

Daniel: Hey...

Bree: Since the boys are being such... manly men, it's up to us to figure this place out. What should we do?

Sarah: Knock, I guess.

Taylor: Go through a window.

Bree: Well, who's gonna go through the window?

Sarah: You can do that. (Cut to Sarah holding the camera) So, we drew straws and I lost. No surprise there. I've never won anything in my life. Well, lots of grass, very interesting. Trees... paint falling off. I really don't even think anyone would actually live here. Maybe Charles Manson, late, late '60s, I don't know.

(Cut to Sarah running with the camera.)

Sarah: Oh my God, we got to get out of here. There's definitely somebody in there. Oh my gosh, ok, crap, crap, crap.

Taylor: (running next to Daniel on the sidewalk) That is definitely not where Julie lives. I don't know why it didn't work.

Daniel: Back to square one.

Two versions

There is some evidence that a longer original version of this video was substituted for this version. LG15 forum member Chelseyrl posted that the version she watched (and she started the thread on this video at the forums, so she she saw it very very early) was longer. Other forum members confirmed that the original thumbnail for this video on showed a length of 4:51, but once available on the main page of, the video was only 2:23 in length.

Chelseyrl reported at the forum that the version she watched included the following events: Okay, so in the original there was something in the beginning with Sarah teasing Daniel. Daniel also had said that he would marry Taylor in about 18 yrs (or 15... I can't remember) and they both laughed. There was a lot more skateboarding stuff with Jonas and Bree. There was this whole other point with the guys on the tennis court talking about how in Texas it's legal to shoot Trespassers. The guys also had explained that the girls were going to distract the dog. There was a longer part about who was going to crawl through the window (as well as different forms of choosing). Sarah said (when running) "I don't want to get shot" The whole shaky camera, surveying the perimeter part was a little longer. The beginning of the video I saw basically, from my POV, showed Daniel being very peeved with Sarah's jokes. Daniel emphasized more that BDJ were all "just friends". Please note, this isn't definite and to a "T". I only viewed it once, so some things might not be definite.


  • This video has one of the more direct discussions of sexual tension between BDJ.
  • Daniel's "S-M-R-T" comment was most likely a reference to the episode of The Simpsons, "Homer Goes to College." The intentional incorrect spelling of the word is also common in chatspeak on the internet, usually used to be ironic.
  • Daniel's T-shirt reads "Works better than Mistletoe" above an image of a mug of beer.
  • This is the first time Taylor is seen in an official video, confirming her as canon. However, her sister Sarah was introduced in the previous video, Crazy Emo Chick.
  • In the description, Bree spells Sarah's name incorrectly as Sara, without the "h".
  • In this video Daniel wears a cap.