Orange Wednesday

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Episode 69/1x069
Orange Wednesday

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Die, motherf#¤%, die!

Blogger Tariq
Date Posted September 26th, 2007
URL youtube.com
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Length 2:58
Description Only Gav could turn getting rid of a router and buying a new one into a comedy sketch. That’s why I love him!
Location(s) Tariq and Gavin's office, Orange Mobile shop
YouTube Tags KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 tariq
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s) Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
Associate Producer(s) Cristy Coors Beasley
Series Producer(s) Pete Gibbons
Production Manager Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s) Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s) Amy Barnes
Director(s) Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
Head Writer Luke Hyams
Vidplay Luke Hyams
Story Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
Editor(s) Sam Rowland and Yusuf Pirhasan
Production Services Sniffer Ltd.
Cast
Tariq Jai Rajani
Gavin Ralf Little
Julia Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Devon Days"
Next "The Days - Evil Girls"
Previous by Tariq "The End"
Next by Tariq "Somewhere Only We Know"

Orange Wednesday is the sixty-ninth webisode in the KateModern video series.

Transcript

(Gavin is breathing heavily and setting up camera so it focuses on the desk.)

Gavin: I want to get this on tape.

Tariq: (coming out from under desk and placing router on desk) Chill out, will you?

Gavin: Now is not the time for chilling out!

Tariq: Be careful, Gav!

(Gavin takes off his jacket and grabs a golf club.)

Tariq: Oh, no.

(Gavin beats the old router into oblivion as Tariq hides under the desk.)

Gavin: Useless piece of shit!

(Gavin takes jacket and starts to leave.)

Tariq: Where are you going?

Gavin: I'm going to get a new one.

Tariq: It's a tiny office, do we even need wireless?

Gavin: Yes we do.

(Gavin and Tariq leave and close the door.)

Gavin: (comes back in and talks into camera) Thought I'd forgotten about you, didn't you?

(Clip of Live Search for "orange shop".)

Gavin: (walking into Orange retail shop) Uh, oh there we go, this is what we need. Let's just get it and get out of here.

Store clerk: Can I help you?

Gavin: Yes, uhm... (zooms in on Julia's cleavage and name tag) Julia. Yes you can. Uhm, Tariq, take this mate. (passes camera to Tariq) Take it. Don't worry about him, he doesn't get out much.

Gavin: We're looking for a wireless router.

Julia: A live box?

Gavin: Yeah, sounds great.

Julia: Well, all right, it's not just a wireless router, you can plug a phone into it and make voip calls from it as well.

Gavin: Really? Great, sounds great. Show me if ...

Julia: Guys, why are you filming?

Tariq: I just want to make sure I remember this moment.

Julia: All right, smooth. No seriously, why are you filming?

Tariq: It's what we do. Here, look, have a go. (passes camera to Julia) See? It's fun, you never know what will happen next, or who you might meet or ... anything's possible.

Gavin: Why don't you just go check out those pay as you go chips over there. Just go have a look at them. Me and Julia are just gonna do a deal on this live box.

Tariq: I'm sorry, man, I'm Tariq by the way and uhm...

Gavin: (shoving Tariq away) Julia's just gonna help me do the live box, so if you wanna..? Sorry about him, he's a bit slow if you know what I mean.

Tariq: (answers mobile phone then turns to Gavin) Hey Gavin?

Gavin: Yes?

Tariq: It's your girlfriend... Charlie on the phone. Your girlfriend...

Gavin: I'd better talk to ... I'll just. Hello?

Tariq: (taking camera) Here let me take that.

Notes

  • After this video was posted, Gavin left a comment on Tariq's Bebo page saying:
Gavin said:
As if you've got a chance with the lovely Julia! Gavx

This seems to suggest that Tariq is going to try and "pick up" Julia, and that Gavin doesn't approve. This is most likely due to jealousy on Gavin's part, even though Gavin is in a relationship with Charlie.

  • Gavin could be trying to make Charlie as jealous as he appears to be of The Days.
  • This is the first KateModern reference to the villainous orange