Difference between revisions of "Pass the Port"

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Pass the Port is the one-hundred thirteenth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. Pass the Port is the one-hundred thirteenth video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

(Gavin scratches his head, leans towards camera, pulls down his eye-lid and checks it. Sits Up. Long Pause. Opens bottle and pours a drink, but drinks out of the bottle instead. Julia and Tariq walk in.)

Tariq: Why aren't you ready?

Gavin: I was born ready.

Julia: (Sighs in exasperation) He's pissed on the sherry again. (Attempts to grab bottle from Gavin)

Gavin: I'd thank you to keep you hands off my auntie's port. (Looks at label) Sherry.

Tariq: Pull yourself together will you! Look, we're going to go play treasure hunt with that psycho work experience kid. (Leans over) Are you coming?

Gavin: I doubt it.

Tariq: (Mumbling to Julia) Forget him then. (They leave)

Gavin: (As they leave) Very much. (Door is slammed) Toodle pip then! (Snorts and giggles, directs attention to camera) It's not as bad as it looks really. There's a method to my madness. And raging off back to London with baldie and and a Linda Lusardi look-alike isn't really exactly my idea of a fun start to the weekend. (Door opens. Terrence enters) Because I have a plan.

Terrence: I hope so. You recording you will?

Gavin: (hesitantly) No, I was just sending a message to my girlfriend.

Terrence: Turn it off. (Gavin reaches over to turn the camera off) Wait. Maybe you'd like to show your friends on the internet what happens when you lie to me.

Gavin: That wasn't a lie. We're going to get our software back. Honestly.

Terrence: Not that lie. You told me I was investing my money into a legitimate business. What your doing with these webcams couldn't be more illegal.

Gavin: Yeah well... let me explain about that-

Terrence: Oh it's too late. (Smashes Gavin's face into the camera.)

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