Pass the Port

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Episode 112/1x112
Pass the Port

I was born ready...

Blogger Gavin
Date Posted November 16th, 2007
Length 2:15
Description I was enjoying broadcasting myself to the world till this happened...
Location(s) Aunt Joan's house
YouTube Tags KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Gavin
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s) Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
Associate Producer(s) Cristy Coors Beasley
Series Producer(s) Pete Gibbons
Line Producer Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s) Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s) Meryl Iona Edwards
Director(s) Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
Head Writer Luke Hyams
Vidplay Luke Hyams
Story Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
Editor(s) Yusuf Pirhasan
Gavin Ralf Little
Tariq Jai Rajani
Julia Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty
Terrence Matthew Gammie
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Let the Games Begin!"
Next "Return of The Days"
Previous by Gavin "Pissed"

Pass the Port is the one-hundred twelfth webisode in the KateModern video series. This video was uploaded to YouTube and the KateModern site as "Pass The Port", and was named as such on the KateModern DVD.


(Gavin scratches his head, leans towards camera, pulls down his eye-lid and checks it. Sits Up. Long Pause. Opens bottle and pours a drink, but drinks out of the bottle instead. Julia and Tariq walk in.)

Tariq: Why aren't you ready?

Gavin: I was born ready.

Julia: (Sighs in exasperation) He's pissed on the sherry again. (Attempts to grab bottle from Gavin)

Gavin: I'd thank you to keep you hands off my auntie's port. (Looks at label) Sherry.

Tariq: Pull yourself together will you! Look, we're going to go play treasure hunt with that psycho work experience kid. (Leans over) Are you coming?

Gavin: I doubt it.

Tariq: (Mumbling to Julia) Forget him then. (They leave)

Gavin: (As they leave) Very much. (Door is slammed) Toodle pip then! (Snorts and giggles, directs attention to camera) It's not as bad as it looks really. There's a method to my madness. And raging off back to London with baldie and and a Linda Lusardi look-alike isn't really exactly my idea of a fun start to the weekend. (Door opens. Terrence enters) Because I have a plan.

Terrence: I hope so. You recording you will?

Gavin: (hesitantly) No, I was just sending a message to my girlfriend.

Terrence: Turn it off. (Gavin reaches over to turn the camera off) Wait. Maybe you'd like to show your friends on the internet what happens when you lie to me.

Gavin: That wasn't a lie. We're going to get our software back. Honestly.

Terrence: Not that lie. You told me I was investing my money into a legitimate business. What your doing with these webcams couldn't be more illegal.

Gavin: Yeah well... let me explain about that-

Terrence: Oh it's too late. (Smashes Gavin's face into the camera.)