adamlamarTV episode 1

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Episode ADA1
adamlamarTV episode 1

It's just not a fair fight, ever.

Blogger Adam Lamar
Date Posted August 8th, 2007
Length 0:00
Description Uncle Adam gives advice about the music industry to a couple members of the ARG community.
YouTube Tags adamlamartv acidfingers greg clara stokes chehade XO battle rap adam lamar
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Previous none
Next "the wack rapper show"
Directly after "Come on Clara..."

adamlamarTV episode 1 is the first video in the adamlamar video series, a component of the Maddison Atkins video series.


Adam: adamlamarTV son! What's the deal?! I told ya not be be sleepin' on me. Shouldn't 'a done it. First things first, some people start sending me some checks, and I will show you the front of this laptop (Motions to laptop in his lap) and I will show you the other side of this bottle (holds up beer bottle). But 'til then... censored (drinks, then holds up a phone). I'll also take the phone out of this case and show you the back of it, if I get a check. If you have ever said to yourself, "I wish somebody would do a video blog that doesn't suck, that is not a big peace of crap," you should keep tunin' in because I'll be yo homeboy. I know some chatophiles out there in internet land want to see some kind of rap battle (repeats the words "rap battle" in a series of different voices.) One thing to say about it. Never happening ever any time in the world ever. Isn't going down. Why? 'Cause it's not fair-to you. To you! It'd just be like if Carl Lewis entered the Special Olympics. (In an announcer-esque voice) Carl Lewis knocks down eight retarded children... eight retarded children... eight retarded children... on his way to win the gold for the second time. It's just not a fair fight, ever. I'm something like Jermaine Taylor. You guys are something more like an eight-year-old retarded boy in a wheelchair, with no arms. Round one... whack whack whack... BOOM. You got knocked the **** out. PG-13 here on adamlamarTV. Making parents proud. (Makes a cheesy grin and does a thumbs up.) Okay, don't use that ever. Anyways, Clara's in the other room probably throwing up her dinner of fried wild turkey. So I'm going to have to cut this short. Chehade, my boy! Lebanon Don - keep doing what you're doing. Hookmaster 70 Wayne. Charter coming out soon. Mixed tape, get it? It's going to have a beautiful cover on it. XO. Mouthpiece to the South. Go get that grind-aholic. Everybody else, stop rapping. Acid, you and Greg stop rapping. Fuckin' sexy. (Drinks a beer.)


  • In spite of the fact that Adam says he won't be showing the front of his computer, at times, the logo is visible, identifying the computer as a Mac.