Am I A Criminal?

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Episode 402/2x146
Am I A Criminal?

Who the hell are you?

Blogger Sarah
Date Posted January 19th, 2008
Forum 15805|3=lg15}}
Length 4:38
Description Bad week . . good week. Bad week because Emma is in trouble and Jonas is a drunk. Good week because you guys helped us find McKinley's password and we were able to access his account. Bad week because some of you started changing it and he probably freaked out and shut it down. Good week because when we were able to access it, we learned he was a caffeine junky and hung out at a Starbucks near his apartment. Bad week because I was planning on setting up a date with him and meeting him at the Buck, but his account went down before that could happen. Good week because Daniel and I were able to find the Starbucks near his apartment and canvass the area. Bad week because I only had heels with me.
Location(s) Ted McKinley's Apartment (apartment one)
YouTube Tags lonelygirl15 lg15 sarah starbucks match pharma guy danielbeast room with view
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
Series Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Director(s) Marcello Daciano
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Vidplay Jake Coburn
Story Jake Coburn
Editor(s) Matt Vanselow
Music Supervisor Seth Jacobs
Daniel Yousef Abu-Taleb
Sarah Alexandra Dreyfus
Ted McKinley Stephen Anthony
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Beer Bath"
Next "Lost & Found"
Previous by Sarah "Looking For A Date"
Next by Sarah "Playing With Wood"
Directly after "You Were Right"

Am I A Criminal? is the four-hundred second video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the one-hundred forty-sixth video of season two.


Daniel: So we're sitting across the street from Ted McKinley's apartment. And after my last video, I went on McKinley's profile and found a picture of him in front of his local Starbucks. So Sarah and I spent the morning going up and down this neighborhood looking at mailboxes.

Sarah: (off camera) I'm never wearing heels again.

Daniel: Anyways, (points across the street) that's it. McKinley, apartment one.

(Daniel puts his hood up and begins to cross the street.)

Sarah: Hey, what are you doing?

Daniel: What? I'm tired of waiting. Nobody's inside.

Sarah: Daniel, if you're gonna break into someone's house in the middle of the day, you probably don't want to dress like a cat burglar.

Daniel: Well, do you have a better idea?

(Sarah hands the camera to Daniel.)

Sarah: Well, if you're gonna B&E, you wanna bring the T&A.

Daniel: (quietly) Are you serious?

(Daniel pans the camera down Sarah's body.)

Sarah: Look at me, Daniel. Is there anything criminal about this? I don't think so. Be back in ten.

(Sarah begins to walk toward the apartment.)

Daniel: Wait, wait, wait. (Sarah turns around and walks back.) We need to see and hear everything you hear. Open your bag. (puts a camera in Sarah's bag) Here. Be careful.

Sarah: Okay. (walks away)

Daniel: I hate everything about this.

(Cut to the camera view from Sarah's bag. Sarah walks up to Ted McKinley's door.)

Sarah: Just in case, friendly neighbors always need to borrow a corkscrew. (knocks on the door, pushes it open, and walks into the apartment)

(Cut to the Daniel's view from outside the apartment.)

Daniel: Sarah's been inside for like three minutes now. (Sarah waves to Daniel from inside.) Oh shit.

(The camera pans to Ted McKinley on the sidewalk returning home carrying a CVS bag. Daniel makes his way behind McKinley to the door. Cut to the view from Sarah's bag inside the apartment.)

Ted: (off camera) Who the hell are you? (Sarah turns toward him.)

Sarah: Oh my--hi. I'm sorry...

Ted: This is my apartment.

Sarah: Right. Well, okay, I'm staying next door, in five. And the thing is my girlfriend left the door open and my cat got out, so I've been wandering around the complex for the last two hours trying to find it. (Ted takes a six pack of Heineken Beer out of the CVS bag) Ah, uh, God, I'm so sorry, and I saw the door was open--you left the door open--and, uh, so, yeah, um, I just kind of wandered in here praying to God Sniffles was here, and, uh, been looking around--I'm just so sorry.

Ted: It's okay. It's really okay. (starts walking toward Sarah) Hi, I'm Ted. (they shake hands)

(Cut to Daniel's view.)

Sarah: I'm Kat.

Ted: Pleasure to meet you, Kat. (hands Sarah a bottle of beer)

Sarah: Thanks.

Ted: Let's take a look around.

Sarah: Okay.

(They begin walking up the stairs.)

Ted: Sniffles, sniffles.

(Sarah motions Daniel to follow and he does.)

Sarah: Silly old Sniffles.

Ted: Without Sniffles, we would have never met.

Sarah: Good old Sniffles.

Ted: I'm gonna have this whole place redone. I've put so much money into the roof deck. It's going to be amazing when I'm done.

Sarah: I bet.

('Daniel enters a room containing boxes marked "Verdus".)

Daniel: Jackpot.

(Cut to the view from Sarah's bag.)

Ted: On a clear day, you can see for miles.

Sarah: Yeah, it's um... it's amazing.

Ted: Oh, I bought this place for the view.

(Cut to Daniel going through the contents of the boxes. He pulls out a folder and puts it in his bag.)

Daniel: (quietly) I'll definitely take that.

(A phone goes off loudly.)

Daniel: Oh shit.

(Cut to the view from Sarah's bag.)

Ted: What's that? What the hell is going on?

Sarah: Ted, this is no...

(Ted begins to run down the stairs. Cut to Daniel's view.)

Sarah: Daniel, run! Run!

(Daniel and Sarah run out of Ted's apartment and Ted is seen chasing after them.)


  • Daniel is seen with a bag, a site for one of Canada's most important media events. Greg Goodfried spoke there in 2007.
  • The title of the video is similar to Jennie's Am I A Murderer?
  • Ted gives Sarah a beer, but they are not seen drinking.
  • This is the longest description for a lonelygirl15 video ever.
  • B&E is an abbreviation for breaking and entering, while T&A is an abbreviation for "Tits and Ass."