Heed This Warning
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|Heed This Warning|
|Date Posted|| February 2nd, 2007|
|Description|| Bree, I hope you get this video. You're in grave danger!
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|YouTube Tags|| lonelygirl15 danielbeast gemmers19 jonastko opaphid tachyon 10033 BEER TOO ENDS PUKE CLUB|
|Executive Producer|| Brucker|
|Special guest|| Brucker|
|Catering|| Starbucks Coffee|
|Based on characters created by|| Brucker's parents|
|Episode I|| Heed This Warning|
|Episode II|| Where Is Dan Thing?|
|Episode III||Warn These Hiding!|
(Blue symbols appear on a black screen. Music cuts in. Cut to Brucker, sitting in his car in the dark wearing sunglasses.)
Brucker: It is truly a cold day in Hell, because...I'm makin' a fan video.
(Brucker has a brief coughing fit and removes his sunglasses)
Brucker: (speaks in a different voice) Jeez! Sorry about that. I'm really congested! (sniffs and rubs his eyes) Bree...uh...I've been noticing something about your videos. Let me tell you a story; when I was a kid, my sister and me used to always argue about who got to sit in the front seat with my dad. But we found out later that the front seat is the most dangerous seat in the car.
(A still picture flashes on the screen for a moment)
Brucker: You ever notice that they, uh...they don't allow child seats in the front car--in the front seat of the car at all, especially rear-facing ones? And there you are, sitting in the front seat...facing back...no seatbelt on. I tell you, I don't know if the cars you're in have airbags or not, but uh...I'm not sure that would even be an advantage if you're facing backwards. Might get in some serious, serious trouble. And um...for the the rest of you, uh, bloggers that are making videos while driving your car? Come on. Stay safe.