Kick His A$S!!

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Episode 445/3x035
Kick His A$S!!

I satisfy her!

Blogger Daniel
Date Posted March 25th, 2008
Forum 16800|3=lg15}}
Length 1:51
Description I hate this guy.
Location(s) The rented house
YouTube Tags lonelygirl15 lg15 bree danielbeast jonastko hymn of one sarah
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
Series Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Production Assistant(s) Jenni Powell
Director(s) Marcello Daciano
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Vidplay Ben Kruger
Story Tom Pettit, Blair Singer, and Jim Campolongo
Editor(s) Matt Vanselow
Music Supervisor Seth Jacobs
Daniel Yousef Abu-Taleb
Jonas Jackson Davis
Sarah Alexandra Dreyfus
Carl Craig Coyne
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Previous by Daniel "Bree's Mom"
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Kick His A$S!! is the four-hundred forty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the thirty-fifth video of season three.


(Daniel walks to a window looking outside and peers out of the blinds. A silver car slows in front of the house.)

Daniel: Is that her?

Jonas: I don't know.

Daniel: Is that her, man? (Looks out of another window.)

Jonas: I don't know. That doesn't look like Carl's car.

(The silver car is sitting in the driveway. Cut to Daniel opening the front door. They both go outside as Sarah and Carl get out of the car.)

Sarah: Got something to say, "J"?

Jonas: Yeah, you two are real cute. Except that you make me want to throw up.

Sarah: Bite me.

Jonas: No thanks.

(Sarah turns around and Carl walks over to her. He hugs her and kisses her on the top of her head.)

Sarah: I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

(Carl agrees and lets Sarah go. Sarah walks past Jonas, eying the camera, and goes inside the house.)

Carl: Look, I explained it all to Sarah, but I-I need to tell you, man to man: I had no idea that they would take Gina. Look, I was just trying to help.

Jonas: Yeah, all I know is that you shouldn't be here right now, Carl. (Shoves Carl away.)

Carl: Look, I'm trying to tell you that when I saw that video, that-that Gina was taken, I was just as upset as-as-

Daniel: As who?

Carl: -you-

Daniel: As Jonas? As me? (Pushes Carl.)

Jonas: Hey! Hey, man, come on.

Daniel: Huh?

Jonas: No!

Daniel: No. The amount of shit that comes out of your mouth...

Jonas: Daniel.

Daniel: I swear... No, can't you see? It was his help that lead us to Verdus. Carl's the one that told us about the board meeting. You served her right up to them!

Carl: No.

Daniel: Didn't you?

Carl: Th-that's a lie.

Daniel: (Shoves Carl.) Admit it!

Carl: That's a-

Jonas: Come on, man! He's not worth it.

Carl: Look, I have nothing to do with them anymore. Why can't you get that? (Laughs.) But, hey, you know, I've moved on with my life, Daniel. Maybe you should try it. Jonas, you have to listen.

Daniel: You haven't said one honest thing yet!

Carl: You want honest?

Daniel: Yeah, I want honest.

Carl: Beast?

Daniel: What?

Carl: Fine! You're jealous because Sarah likes me. (Daniel laughs.) Look, I satisfy her.

Daniel: (Shoves Carl.) You-

Carl: Look, I'm trying to help, and you're pushing her away.

Daniel: That's a different- (Attacks Carl.)

Jonas: Daniel! (Pulls Daniel off Carl.) Daniel, no, man. Daniel! Come on, man!

Daniel: No!

Jonas: Just relax.

Daniel: Get off of me!

Jonas: This is not worth it. Why don't you just get out of here, Carl, okay? Nobody wants you here.

Carl: (Getting into the car.) Well, you talk to him, Jonas. He's pushing her away. Just like you pushed Emma. You know how that ended.

Jonas: What? (Carl closes the car door and starts the ignition.) Wait, what? (Bangs on the window.) What is that supposed to mean, Carl? What does Emma have to do with it? (Carl backs the car out of the driveway.) Hey! (Hits the side mirror.) What is that supposed to mean?