Difference between revisions of "Pass the Port"
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+ | (''Gavin scratches his head, leans towards camera, pulls down his eye-lid and checks it. Sits Up. Long Pause. Opens bottle and pours a drink, but drinks out of the bottle instead. Julia and Tariq walk in.'') | ||
− | + | '''Tariq:''' Why aren't you ready? | |
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+ | '''Gavin:''' I was born ready. | ||
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+ | '''Julia:''' (''Sighs in exasperation'') He's pissed on the sherry again. (''Attempts to grab bottle from Gavin'') | ||
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+ | '''Gavin:''' I'd thank you to keep you hands off my auntie's port. (''Looks at label'') Sherry. | ||
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+ | '''Tariq:''' Pull yourself together will you! Look, we're going to go play treasure hunt with that psycho work experience kid. (''Leans over'') Are you coming? | ||
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+ | '''Gavin:''' I doubt it. | ||
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+ | '''Tariq:''' (''Mumbling to Julia'') Forget him then. (''They leave'') | ||
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+ | '''Gavin:''' (''As they leave'') Very much. (''Door is slammed'') Toodle pip then! (''Snorts and giggles, directs attention to camera'') It's not as bad as it looks really. There's a method to my madness. And raging off back to London with baldie and and a Linda Lusardi look-alike isn't really exactly my idea of a fun start to the weekend. (''Door opens. Terrence enters'') Because I have a plan. | ||
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+ | '''Terrence:''' I hope so. You recording you will? | ||
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+ | '''Gavin:''' (''hesitantly'') No, I was just sending a message to my girlfriend. | ||
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+ | '''Terrence:''' Turn it off. (''Gavin reaches over to turn the camera off'') Wait. Maybe you'd like to show your friends on the internet what happens when you lie to me. | ||
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+ | '''Gavin:''' That wasn't a lie. We're going to get our software back. Honestly. | ||
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+ | '''Terrence:''' Not that lie. You told me I was investing my money into a legitimate business. What your doing with these webcams couldn't be more illegal. | ||
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+ | '''Gavin:''' Yeah well... let me explain about that- | ||
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+ | '''Terrence:''' Oh it's too late. (''Smashes Gavin's face into the camera.'') | ||
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Revision as of 03:29, 18 November 2007
Pass the Port | |
Blogger | Gavin |
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Date Posted | November 16th, 2007 |
URL | bebo.com |
Forum | [402 forum discussion] |
Length | 02:15 |
Description | I was enjoying broadcasting myself to the world till this happened... |
Location(s) | Aunt Joan's house |
Cast | |
Gavin | Ralf Little |
Tariq | Jai Rajani |
Julia | Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty |
Terrence | Matthew Gammie |
Adjacent Blogs | |
Previous | "Let the Games Begin!" |
Next | "Return of The Days" |
Previous by Gavin | "Pissed" |
Pass the Port is the one-hundred twelfth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. Pass the Port is the one-hundred twelfth video in the lonelygirl15 video series.
Transcript
(Gavin scratches his head, leans towards camera, pulls down his eye-lid and checks it. Sits Up. Long Pause. Opens bottle and pours a drink, but drinks out of the bottle instead. Julia and Tariq walk in.)
Tariq: Why aren't you ready?
Gavin: I was born ready.
Julia: (Sighs in exasperation) He's pissed on the sherry again. (Attempts to grab bottle from Gavin)
Gavin: I'd thank you to keep you hands off my auntie's port. (Looks at label) Sherry.
Tariq: Pull yourself together will you! Look, we're going to go play treasure hunt with that psycho work experience kid. (Leans over) Are you coming?
Gavin: I doubt it.
Tariq: (Mumbling to Julia) Forget him then. (They leave)
Gavin: (As they leave) Very much. (Door is slammed) Toodle pip then! (Snorts and giggles, directs attention to camera) It's not as bad as it looks really. There's a method to my madness. And raging off back to London with baldie and and a Linda Lusardi look-alike isn't really exactly my idea of a fun start to the weekend. (Door opens. Terrence enters) Because I have a plan.
Terrence: I hope so. You recording you will?
Gavin: (hesitantly) No, I was just sending a message to my girlfriend.
Terrence: Turn it off. (Gavin reaches over to turn the camera off) Wait. Maybe you'd like to show your friends on the internet what happens when you lie to me.
Gavin: That wasn't a lie. We're going to get our software back. Honestly.
Terrence: Not that lie. You told me I was investing my money into a legitimate business. What your doing with these webcams couldn't be more illegal.
Gavin: Yeah well... let me explain about that-
Terrence: Oh it's too late. (Smashes Gavin's face into the camera.)