The Last Work: 5PM

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The Last Work: 5PM

I could drown in your blue eyes Lauren

Blogger Terrence
Date Posted June 28th, 2008
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Length 1:56
Description What's a guy got to do to get some attention around here?
Location(s) Sophie's office
YouTube Tags KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Terrence
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s) Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
On-Set Producer Louis Figgis
Line Producer Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator Elisabeth Pinto
Interactive Co-ordinator(s) Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s) Meryl Iona Edwards
Director(s) Yusuf Pirhasan
Head Writer Luke Hyams
Vidplay Neil Mossey
Story Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
Editor(s) John Palmer
Terrence Matthew Gammie
Balthazar Louis Figgis
Jeremy Yusuf Pirhasan
Sophie Pippa Duffy
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The Last Work: 5PM is the three-hundred fifth webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the one-hundred fiftieth video of season two.


Terrence: Oh, Meryl, don't be like that! I've saved some for you! (Laughs and looks at the camera.) She should get her own show, that one.

(Cut to the camera panning over Balthazar and Jeremy unconscious on the floor. Cut to Sophie backed against a wall. She moves behind the desk as Terrence pans to a nearby fruit bowl.)

Terrence: Oh, five a day...

(Cut to Terrence biting into a green apple. Cut to Terrence walking outside. Cut to Terrence walking down the street.)

Terrence: Oh, by the way, um... Happy birthday, Lauren. Oh, I liked the display with Jules's old man. Oh, a girl after my own heart. See, I've-- (Looks at the green apple in his hand and drops it.) I got a present for you. Well, it's-it's more of a proposal. Now, you're a very, uh... You're a very attractive young lady, and I've forgiven you for having me set up and shot. I could drown in your blue eyes...

(Terrence laughs.)

How about you and me get together and we could get married for a few years? Then, when your looks start to fade, and you begin to sag, I can have you sacrificed. Then we can use medical science to use your blood to extend my life by forty years, I'll get a new girl with trait positive blood, and begin the process all over again! And I'll live happily ever after! And after, and after! (Laughs.) Well, it sounds great, doesn't it?

What does a guy have to do to get nicked in this town? What does a man have to do to get some attention 'round here? I did kill fucking Kate after all, didn't I? That was around here... (Sighs.) Memory lane. I suppose, technically... technically you could call me a serial killer. I don't know if that's the correct noun. Personally, I just think I'm a bloke who had a few people put down. I don't have any voices in my head, and I haven't got any mother-love fantasies. Well, not really.

Stay tuned. (Winks.)


  • Terrence's suggestion that Meryl should have her own show is a nod to a recent fan-based suggestion to extend the KateModern show with a spin-off centered around her character, named Meryl Modern.
  • Terrance's wardrobe and allusions to murders may be a reference to the movie, American Psycho.