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Very Important Lee is the two-hundred fifty-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the first video of season two.

Transcript

Lee: So here we are at the Radio 1 Big Weekend, and it's going to be very exciting 'cause Scouting For Girls are here and we're gonna have the best day of our entire lives!

Lauren: Hey, Lee, can you take this a minute?

Lee: Okay, give it here. (Takes the camera and turns it toward Lauren.)

Lauren: So how do I look?

Lee: You look lovely, Lauren. You always look lovely.

Lauren: Aww, thanks. Listen. Can you try, you know, not to do anything to embarrass us today?

Lee: Do anything embarrassing?

Lauren: I just want to have a fun day out, yeah?

Lee: You want to have a fun day out? Well, you try not doing anything embarrassing.

Lauren: Look, just, like, act normal?

Lee: Listen, Lauren, you need to remember that I'm quite important around these parts. I've been to Radio 1. I know Scouting For Girls. I know Grimmy. Don't show me up.

Lauren: Fine, alright. Fine.

(Lauren takes the camera from Lee.)

Lee: Yeah? Okay, well let's go.

Lauren: Okay.

Lee: (Skipping.) Let's have a brilliant time! Woohoo! (Clicks his heels in the air.)

Lauren: Oh, god...

Lee: I reckon I can get us in because I know Grimmy, I know Scouting For Girls, been here before, and I think they're probably gonna recognise me, anyway. Just come with me. Just this way.

(Lee tries to push past a crowd steward.)

Steward: No, you can't come in here.

Lee: Can't come in?

Steward: No, you've got to have a pass.

Lauren: Lee, tell them that you know them or something.

Lee: Uh, I know- I know Scouting For Girls? (Cut to Lee walking to the queue.) 'Scuse me, has anyone seen Scouting For Girls anywhere?

Woman: Oh, yeah!

Lee: "She's so lovely"... You like them, don't you? Oh, she likes them! She- Oh, she likes them, too.

Lauren: Lee, can we please try and get in another way?

Lee: I think she fancies me! Do you know where Scouting For Girls are?

Girl: They're over there.

Lee: Over there? Oh my god, it's Scouting For Girls! Quick! (Cut to Lee shouting to the band from behind crowd control.) Roy! Roy! Roy, hi! Remember me? Remember me?

Lauren: Oh, god... Oh, god, please stop it.

Lee: Roy, it's me! We met at Radio 1. Roy! (Cut to a view of the band talking to reporters.) Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy! I don't know why he's ignoring me... Roy!

Lauren: Lee, we can't go through there.

Lee: Roy!

Lauren: We are such (inaudible)

Crowd: Three...two...one!

(Everyone screams as they run through the park. Lee giggles and runs away from Lauren.)

Lauren: Lee, wait! Hey! Calm down, Lee!

Lee: Oh, Lauren, Lauren. Look what I've got. Do-do-do! (Lee pulls a microphone from behind his back.)

Lauren: What's that?

Lee: It's a microphone from JTV. Going to be worth something one day. We can use it to speak to people. Come on.

(Lee approaches a woman in the crowd.)

Lee: Hiya! I'm Lee Phillips from JustIncredible.TV. You might recognise me.

Woman: Right...

Lee: Do you?

Woman: No.

(Cut to Lee talking to another woman.)

Lee: Do you love Roy?

Woman: Shutup.

Lee: You're blushing.

(Cut to Lauren talking to a man.)

Lauren: Do you like Scouting For Girls?

Man: Yeah.

Lauren: Yeah? Oh, you do? (Cut to Lauren walking away.) He looks just like me dad, he does.

(Cut to Lee approaching more women.)

Lee: Hi, uh, I'm Lee Phillips from JustIncredible.TV. I don't know if you recognise me.

Woman: No.

Lee: It's quite famous, but no... Well, it's probably the hat. (Cut to the woman kissing Lee on the cheek.) Do you have a boyfriend?

Woman: Yes.

Lee: Oh.

(Cut to Lee singing "Elvis Ain't Dead" with a couple. Cut to Lee running towards Annie Mac.)

Lee: Look! Lauren, look! That's Annie Mac! You know Annie Mac? She's got her own show! (Cut to Lee on his knees in front of Annie Mac.) Will you please, Miss Mac--?

Annie: I'm really sorry, there's nothing I can do about that. Maybe I can get you some sort of a tee shirt.

Lee: Tee shirt?

Annie: Yeah. (Takes a tee shirt from her assistant and hands it to Lee.) Take it.

Lee: Oh, wow. (Lee giggles as he takes off his shirt.) This is brilliant! Look at this! Look at this!

(Cut to Lee walking in the new tee shirt.)

Lee: Quick, Lauren, they're doing a signing. They're doing a signing! (Runs to the autograph tent and is blocked by security.) Roy! Roy! Pardon me, could you have a word with your mate and just tell him that you know me? (The band laughs.) It's just- I know them; we're really good friends. We go way back, don't we, mate? We go back! Is it all right? Is it all right? Can I just-just-just sneak in just for a little bit?

Security guard: No, you can't...

Lee: Maybe just try and climb over the fence-- I just- I-I just wanna go and... Roy! Roy, just tell him you know me! Roy!

Roy: Never seen him ever! (The band laughs.)

Lauren: You are such a knob. (Shakes her head.)

Notes

• The title is a reference to Subservient Lee.