Alone in the Woods

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Episode 473/3x063
Alone in the Woods

Lonely... I'm so lonely...

Blogger Gina
Date Posted May 2nd, 2008
Forum 17258|3=lg15}}
Length 3:40
Description This was bad. I never thought it would end like this.
Location(s) Woods outside of LA
YouTube Tags lonelygirl15 LG15 KateModern bree danielbeast jonastko gina steve hymn of one KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Gina Steve
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
Series Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Production Assistant(s) Jenni Powell
Director(s) Marcello Daciano
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Vidplay Ben Kruger
Story Amanda Goodfried, Tom Pettit, and Luke Hyams
Editor(s) Matt Vanselow
Music Supervisor Seth Jacobs
Daniel Yousef Abu-Taleb
Jennie Melanie Merkosky
Steve Giles Alderson
Jonas Jackson Davis
Gina Crystal Young
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Politics Gone Wild!"
Next "We Will Fight" & "The Celestial Network"
Previous by Gina "The Devil Speaks"
Next by Gina "Casting Couch"
Directly before "KateModern S2 Week 16 Recap"

Alone in the Woods is the four-hundred seventy-third video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the sixty-third video of season three.
Alone in the Woods is the two-hundred fiftieth webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the ninety-fifth video of season two.


(The camera pans to Steve as the TAAG walks away from a diner.)

Steve: It was a mistake! I- I hesitated,

Daniel: We almost had him! We could have caught the guy that was attacking us, but you let him go. You had to be all English and polite, like (Mocks a British accent.) "You shot me, and, while I hate to impose, we've come here to kidnap you!"

Jonas: Okay, okay, Daniel. That's enough.

Daniel: What don't you get, J? He almost got us killed.

Steve: I already told you! I'm sorry, mate. How many more times do I have to tell you?

Daniel: Once would be fine - if I believed you, mate!

Jennie: Gah, you guys! Come on! We have no idea where we're going, we don't know how far behind us they are, and there's just too many people in the car. Forget about it!

Gina: Phew. They've been at it like this for hours.

Jennie: Yes, well, uh, it's a guy thing, and nature hardwires them to fight in every situation.

Gina: You hear that, boys? You're being oh-so predictable.

Daniel: Whatever. I've got the right to speak my mind.

Steve: At least now we know why Sarah didn't stick around. Listening to you "exercise your rights" must have been a real turn on.

(Cut to Jennie filming the scenery from inside the car.)

Steve: No offense, Jonas, but we threw you a party, yeah? We had a good time.

Daniel: (Groans.) Stop the car.

Steve: This is probably one of the worst weeks of my life. Maybe the worst!

Daniel: Jonas, stop the car!

Jonas: Okay, Daniel! (Starts pulling the car over.) Chill out!

Daniel: Stop the car!

Jonas: Okay! Relax, I'm pulling over! Just relax!

Steve: Oh, here we go... (Everyone piles out of the car.) This is pathetic!

Daniel: (Attacks Steve.) Is this pathetic, buddy?

Jonas: Whoah! Hey! Dan, back off, he's hurt! What's wrong with you?

Daniel: Man, we've been followed ever since he got here!

Steve: This is unbelievable! All you do is complain! (Pushes Daniel.)

Daniel: You were in the Hymn of One until two weeks ago! Two weeks ago! And then all of a sudden he contacts us out of the blue. You don't find that fishy? I'm telling you, Jonas, man, I'm not riding in that car for one more mile with him! It's either him, or it's me.

Steve: Don't listen to this tosser! I came to you for help. You know that!

Jonas: Yeah, but it is true, Steve. Ever since you contacted us we've been chased and shot at. Why is that?

Steve: Because we're fighting the Order, remember? (Jonas sighs and walks away.) Remember? Jonas, come on, you've forgotten last week?

Jonas: Just give me a minute, please! (Daniel shrugs and Jonas turns back to the car.) Okay, I don't totally agree with this... But I'm with you, Daniel. I'm sorry, man; I'm sorry.

Steve: You what? You're sorry?

Daniel: Look, man, the town's not even that far away. There's plenty of daylight. You- It's fine. You're good.

(Steve punches Daniel to the ground.)

Gina: Hey!

Jonas: Whoah!

(Daniel gets up and tackles Steve to the ground.)

Jennie: You guys, would you stop it?

Jonas: Daniel! (Pulls Daniel off of Steve.)

Gina: Stop!

Jennie: Stop it!

Jonas: Daniel, come on.

Jennie: You guys...

Jonas: Daniel, get off of him! What are you doing?

Jennie: What the hell?

Jonas: Stop this!

(Steve gets up, screaming.)

Steve: You've all gone completely mental! (Steve walks over to Jonas, who pushes him away.) I found Bree's Elder for you. I got shot! And I think I killed a guy. All for you lot! You can't leave me here.

Jonas: I'm sorry, man... I'm- I- I'm really sorry. Look, Gina, let's go.

(Everyone piles into the car, leaving Steve standing by the side of the road.)

Steve: I trusted you. Don't forget that.

(Jonas starts the car and Gina pans to Jennie.)

Jennie: (Sighs.) Guys, I'm not so sure about this...

(Gina pans back to Steve as the car pulls away.)

Steve: This isn't over. This isn't over!


  • This video stirred a strong response from the viewing community (on YouTube, the forum, etc.), many of whom were disgusted by TAAG's actions.
  • This episode is similar to how Jonas abandoned Sarah in DANGEROUS DESERT