Waterloo Bridge - 6pm 21st November
|Waterloo Bridge - 6pm 21st November|
|Date Posted||November 21st, 2007|
|Description|| tried my best to approach Lee with a calm, considered and repentive attitude. Gavin had other ideas...
A cameraman named Dave was on hand to help me capture every pathetic moment.
|Location(s)|| Waterloo Bridge|
|YouTube Tags||KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Tariq|
|Executive Producer(s)|| Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried|
|Co-Executive Producer(s)|| Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried|
|Associate Producer(s)|| Cristy Coors Beasley|
|Series Producer(s)|| Pete Gibbons|
|Line Producer|| Kelly Brett|
|Production Co-Ordinator|| Claire Finbow|
|Interactive Co-ordinator(s)|| Jonathan Almond|
|Production Runner(s)|| Meryl Iona Edwards|
|Director(s)||Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)|
|Head Writer|| Luke Hyams|
|Vidplay|| Hazel Grian and Luke Hyams|
|Story|| Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian|
|Editor(s)|| Yusuf Pirhasan|
|Julia||Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty|
|Gnome Mule||Elizabeth Day|
|Previous||"All the World's a Stage..."|
|Next|| "You're Almost There!"|
|Previous by Tariq|| "The one that got away"|
|Next by Tariq||"Commitment"|
Waterloo Bridge - 6pm 21st November is the one-hundred nineteenth webisode in the KateModern video series. This video was uploaded to the KateModern site as "Waterloo Bridge - 6pm, 21st November 2007". Presumably this was to be the correct formatting of the title, and it was entered incorrectly on Bebo.
(The video opens on a mobile phone showing a map of the Waterloo Bridge.)
Julia: Do you really think this is gonna work?
(Tariq and Julia are standing at the meet point on top of the Waterloo Bridge amongst a small crowd.)
Tariq: Look, it's just an easy way to get a message across to Lee, okay? (Julia is holding a sign which says "SORRY LEE", while Tariq films her. Cut to closeup of Tariq.) Alright, here we are. We decided to stop the silliness and just get on with things, okay? (Julia flips over the sign, the back of which reads "HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY", and numerous passing vehicles honk.) I wanted to come here early and I wanted to appologize to Lee for the way we treated him. We treated him poorly and it's just not fair, so I want to appologize, I want to get my software back, and I just want to get back to work. I can't see myself writing a favorable reference for the man anytime soon, but I want to meet today, shake his hand man-to-man, and just move on, and agree that we'll put all of this behind us.
Julia: Honey, can I make a suggestion?
Tariq: (Looking irritated, and then turning around.) Of course you can.
Julia: When Lee gets here, don't shove that in his face, will you? (Gestures to the camera.) All this mess would have been half as bad if you hadn't filmed every single moment with him, put it on the internet for every single person to see.
Tariq: Yeah, but there's no better time than to film it now, do you know what I mean? 'Cause I want to clear my name on the internet and tell everyone online I'm really sorry.
Julia: Tariq, that's rubbish. The only reason you're filming it is if it goes well you want to rub Gav's face in it.
Tariq: (Incredulous.) That's a lie! That's not true.
Julia: No, it is true, and it's ridiculous! Everybody's laughin' at us.
Julia: So I want to do something different tonight.
Tariq: Okay, look. We'll just say sorry to Lee, and we'll just go home and grab a pizza, okay? (Gestures to the sign.) Now can you please hold it up nice and high, 'cause, uh, I think he's watching.
Julia: (Holding the sign over her head.) I look like a dick.
Tariq: Look, it's alright. Don't worry, alright? He'll be here in a minute. He's had too much fun this week to miss this. Softly, softly...
Man: Very nice to meet you.
Tariq: Thanks, yeah.
Charlie: Hey, guys.
Julia: Hey. Are you as bored of this as I am? (Hands the sign to Charlie.) Everybody's bored.
Tariq: Where's Gav?
Charlie: He's not already been here yet?
(Julia shakes her head.)
Tariq: No, I haven't seen him.
Charlie: Oh, God! He left way before me. (Sighs and looks around.) Maybe he got lost or something. I don't know, he's just been, um...
Tariq: What? What's he been?
(Gavin stumbles drunkenly through the crowd carrying a golf club.)
Charlie: Just, well... (Gestures at Gavin.)
Charlie: He's drunk.
Tariq: Gavin Taylore, the diplomat.
Gavin: (Brandishing the golf club, which Charlie tries to get him to lower.) Where is he? Where's Mister Stinks?
Tariq: Are you gonna go putt and pitch?
Julia: Gavin, we're here for peace! We don't want to cause any more trouble!
Gavin: Well, it-it'll be- I'll try and make peace with him once I've wrapped this golf club around his head and he's knocked out on the floor. But all the best; good luck with that. I'm gonna... (Starts testing his swing.) I'm gonna smash it.
Julia: Y-y-you try.
Tariq: Alright, alright, fine, fine. If it's gonna be like that, fine. Julia, babes, Plan B.
Julia: Plan what?
Gavin: One of them!
Tariq: The basket, babes, the basket.
Julia: (Grabs a basket off the ground.) Here, Gav!
Gavin: Wh-what? What are you gonna do with that?
Tariq: We're gonna strap it to your head, and we're gonna let Lee throw stuff into it.
Tariq: Let's see how you like it. I think that would appeal to him. Who are you?
Gnome Mule: What's this? (Shows the gnome.)
Gavin: Oh, that's mine, thanks. (Grabs the gnome.) Where, where did you find this?
Gnome Mule: Some kid down there gave it to me.
Tariq: What, where, where, where? Where abouts?
Gavin: Where is he? Look-
Gnome Mule: Down there. (Points to the riverside.)
(Gavin puts the gnome on the ground and gets ready to smash it with his golf club.)
Charlie: The clue! The clue, the clue. Oh my God, the clue. (Grabs the gnome from the ground and reads the clue.) "Chris made Paul a lovely home, he built it with a great big dome, there's one little catch; wherever you go, there's a watch." That doesn't even rhyme. (Flips the gnome over.) What's he mean?
Tariq: Let me see. (Grabs the gnome and looks at the clue.) I don't get that one at all, he's got me there.
Gavin: Heh, there's a shock: you don't get it.
Charlie: Is this ever gonna end, you guys? Yes?
Gavin: Well- Well, not 'til Lee stops playing this stupid little game.
Charlie: I'm not talking about the treasure hunt, I'm talking about the constant bickering between the two of you. Gavin!
Gavin: Yeah, well, I've got a new business partner anyway, so I don't care.
Charlie: A new business partner?
Charlie: Who are you talking about?
Gavin: (Grabbing the gnome.) This. He's called Mister Gnome. (Laughs.) And I think it's a marked improvement. He's got a hat and everything.
Charlie: That's not even funny.
(Gavin drops the gnome on the ground and smashes it with his golf club.)
Tariq: Gav, hold on.
Charlie: Gavin! Honey... Stop it!
Julia: (Puts herself between the camera and Gavin.) Let's go. What do you want for dinner? Let's just go.
(Julia and Tariq walk off, leaving Charlie to try and control Gavin.)
Charlie: Gavin. Gavin!
- The clue on the bottom of the gnome:
Chris made Paul a lovely home,
He built it with a great big dome
But there’s one little catch
where ever you go there’s a watch
- The solution of this clue is:
Location: St. Paul's Cathedral
Time: 6.00pm (This was revealed later in You're Almost There!)