Mornings with Jayde

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Episode 16/1x016
Mornings with Jayde

Welcome to Mornings with Nikki Bower... er, Jayde

Blogger Jayde
Date Posted April 3rd, 2009
Forum forum discussion
Length 5:49
Description I'm sooooo bored!
Location(s) The Beach House, Bray's pool, Downtown Sydney, Pymble Pub, Toni's bedroom, Chas's bedroom, The Gold Coast, Adventist Hospital, Sydney Airport, Leigh's house
YouTube Tags LG15 The Last lonelygirl15 Australia Order Hymn of One Mornings with Jayde Leigh Bray Toni Chas Mitch Jayde bree
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) EQAL
Producer(s) Samantha Carr, Emily Rose Robinson, Andrew Strouthos, and Catherine Williams
Director(s) Andrew Strouthos
Director of Photography Andrew Strouthos
Story Samantha Carr, Emily Rose Robinson, Andrew Strouthos, and Catherine Williams
Editor(s) Andrew Strouthos
Music "Super News" by Cinematone
"Prime Time News" by Cinematone
Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker
"Dance of the Reed Flutes" by Berrycomposer
"Spice Up Your Life" by the Spice Girls
Jayde Emily Rose Robinson
Bray James Olds
Mitch Tom Mesker
Chasina Catherine Williams
Antonia Samantha Carr
Leigh Jessica Shipley
Xavier Andrew Strouthos
Hera's Shadow Matt Morris
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Beneath the Surface"
Next "Up Close and Personal"
Previous by Jayde "Q & A"
Next by Jayde "Girl Talk"

Mornings with Jayde is the sixteenth video in the LG15: The Last video series.


(News music plays while Jayde makes several bizarre gestures and expressions.)

Jayde (voiceover): Welcome to Mornings with Jayde. (Switch to footage of Bray riding his bike into hos pool from the video You've Gotta be Kidding) With Bray on Sports, (Switch to footage of Mitch eating a meat pie from the video Paranoid Past) Mitch on Weather, (Switch to footage of Chas confronting Bray from the video Shot Down) Chas, our war coorespondent, (Switch to footage of Toni falling down on her bed with a book from the video Call Me Toni) and literary critic Antonia, (Cut to footage of Leigh painting her toenails on a couch in the beach house.) and introducing Leigh, our fashion guru. (Switch to Jayde sitting at a desk chair in the drak and turning to face the camera as the room lights up) And I'm your host, Jayde Cooper.

Jayde: Good morning. Here at mornings with Jayde, we are one happy family. How did we get so close? Let's take a look into the journey that brought us all here together.

(Jayde scoots over in chair then looks at the opposite side of the screen, a video box appears in the top right corner, then expands top fit the entire screen. Footage of Chas from LG15: The Last - Pilot appears.)

Jayde (voiceover): Chasina recieves Jonas documents. (Mitch enters the room in the scene.)

Chas: (bleep) Seriously, (bleep)!

(Cut to footage of Chas and Mitch going up the stairs from the video [[If You're Out There)

Jayde (voiceover): And freaks. Nerd boy chases after. (Cut to footage of Toni lounging on her bed from the video Call Me Toni) Antonia gets on the case and her boobs, books, rather. (Cut to footage of Mitch walking down the street from ther video Paranoid Past) Mitch takes a walk on the dark side and gourges self.

(Cut to footage of Chas reading the paper from the video Urgency)

Chas: Chloe's dead!

Jayde (voiceover): One girl down and four to go. (Cut to Chas playing in the ocean) But Chas celebrates? (Cut to footage from the video The Gold Coast) Jetsetting Toni investigates. Jayde missing, but mister cute surfer-looking dude found. (Cut to footage of Bray from the video You've Gotta be Kidding)

Bray: (singing) Goin' to the pub tonight.

Jayde (voiceover): Young talent discovered. Record deal soon to follow, (Cut to footage of Bray getting shot from the video Shot Down.) but quickly shot down. Chas swears again. (Footage of Chas running with bleeping sounds. Cut to footage of Chas confronting Jayde from the video Close Call) Possible Sandwich drop. Young woman in Terminator attack. (Cut to footage of the group in the elevator.) Elevator company sues for misrepresentation.

Bray (voiceover): Our doors close quickly.

(Cut to footage of Jayde injuring herself from the video This Is What I Know)

Jayde (voiceover): Jayde in horrific accident (Cut to footage of Bray driving from the video Welcome Back) and Bray proves that men indeed do it longer when they don't ask for directions. Oh, and meets Toni. (Cut to footage of Toni destorying Bray's cellphone from the video Q & A) Customer insurance claims rejected on basis of water damage. (Cut to footage of the roadtrip from the video One Happy Family) Alcoholic's raging rampage drives everyone crazy, as does Spice Girls. (Cut to footage of Leigh and Mitch from the video Siege and Conquer) Teen seduced by older man in woman's underwear. (Cut to footage of the group exiting the car while Leigh screams from the video Beneath the Surface) And lures her into a shabby three story beach front property. (Cut to a pan of the outside of the beach house)

Leigh: I gave up my life for this!?!

(Cut back to Jayde in the "Newsroom")

Jayde: Wasn't that exciting. Now coming up, we have a special interview for you with me, Jayde. (Picture from right corner pull up to full screen. The Jayde on the right is asking the questions, while the Jayde on the left is answering them.)

Jayde (R): So, you've been living here for a while now. So what do you think about living with everyone in such close proximity?

Jayde (L): Eh. Pretty bored. Nothing to do.

Jayde (R): (laughs) Oh stop it!

Jayde (L): (laughs) Yeah.

Jayde (R): So are there any personality clashes? Any fights? Any disagreements? Anyone getting along really well in the house?

Jayde (L): Yeah. Me and Bray.

Jayde (R): (laughs) Oh you. (A picture of Bray appears at the top of the screen) So if Bray were to take you on a date, what should he do?

Jayde (L): Not bring Toni.

Jayde (R): Oh, yeah, yeah, I know. Oh, totally. Yes! Yes, Yes, Yes!

Jayde (L): Yeah, hmm...

(Awkward Silence)

Jayde (R): So what did you eat for breakfast?

Jayde (L): Toast. Juice. About all the strawberries. Half a tub of Yogurt. A banana. Some Juice, I think it was Apple. And, um, eggs.

(Awkward Silence)

Jayde (R): So, hows about the beach?

Jayde (L): Oh. god.

Jayde (R): So...?

Jayde (L): Ugh! (Gets up and turns the camera off)

(Back in "newsroom")

Jayde: Well that was interesting. (Gets handed a piece of paper.) This just in. Breaking News. Live coverage from inside the house.

(Cut to pan footage of the outside of the house, then to Jayde, who is standing on the deck)

Jayde: Okay, So I'm gonna secure the perimeter now. (Enters the house and walks up to Leigh, who is sitting on the couch painting her toenails.) Here's Leigh painting her toenails. Nothing suspicious about that. (Pan to Chas and Mitch in the kitchen. Chas is attending to what appears to be a cup of coffee while Mitch stands beside her.) Oh, what do we have here? (Chas gives Jayde a pissed off look) Chas is in the kitchen making herself a drink. (Mitch touches Chas's should and she yanks it away from him.) Looks like there's some tension there. (Follows Mitch as he walks away, then turns to Antonia, who is sitting on the kitchen table reading.) Hmm, Antonia's reading. Nothing new there. Don't know why some people find that attractive. Ugh, I can't stand it. Can't you do something interesting? (Walks down stairs and hums to herself. She runs into Bray, who is coming into the house up the stairs.)

Bray: (Pointing behind Jayde) What's going on here? (Jayde turns around to see Toni entering the room Mitch had gone into)

Jayde: (Gasp) Mitch and Toni.

Mitch: You talking about Leigh's?

Toni: Yeah, I can't believe how easily you got into Leigh's house.

Mitch: Well it wasn't that easy. Why, did it look easy?

Toni: Well yeah. How often do parents let strangers into their house?

Mitch: I just told them I was one of her friends.

Toni: Really? Well, I suppose if she left willingly with you they've got no reason not to trust you.

Chas: Mitch.

Mitch: I'm getting up.

(Camera zooms out, and Jayde looks up to see Chas walking by her giving her an angry stare. She goes over to Mitch and they kiss. Leigh can be heard groaning in annoyance. Jayde looks back at the stares to see Leigh running up to her.)

Leigh: Move Jayde! (Runs past Jayde and into her room, slamming the door. Jayde looks back to see the others staring at her.)

Jayde: Oh Shit. (Cut back to "newsroom") I'm sorry. Unfortunately that is all we have time for today. I'm Jayde Cooper, and until next time, I'll Coopitquiet until I share it with you. (Swings around as the screen fades out. Then cut back to the newsroom, with Jayde turning to face the camera.) This just in! Jayde has agreed to do an exclusive live interview with you all! Let's stay tuned and take a look!

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