Sexy Librarian Strikes Again!

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Episode 8/1x008
Sexy Librarian Strikes Again!

Obscure Season Two Reference Time!

Blogger Sarah
Date Posted September 23rd, 2008
Forum forum discussion
Length 2:04
Description Research nerd goes from mild to wild! (and back to mild).
Location(s) Sarah's hideout
YouTube Tags lonelygirl15 lg15 resistance lg15theresistance sexy librarian order sarah hymnofnone eqal lifesblood labs
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
Line Producer Lynn Kramer
Production Assistant(s) Andrea Aguilar and Travis Prow
Director(s) Yusuf Pirhasan
Assistant Director(s) Ram Paul Silbey
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Head Writer Joshua Hale Fialkov
Vidplay Joshua Hale Fialkov and Jim Campolongo
Story Joshua Hale Fialkov and Miles Beckett
Editor(s) Jerry Pyle, Yusuf Pirhasan, James Renfroe, and Christopher Ryder
Music Supervisor Seth Jacobs
Music "Easy" by Voxtrot
Sarah Alexandra Dreyfus
Adjacent Blogs
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Sexy Librarian Strikes Again! is the eighth blog in the LG15: The Resistance blog series. It is labeled Sexy Librarian Strikes Back! on MySpace.


Sarah: We here at proudly bring you the continuing adventures of the sexy nineteen-year-old fact-finder, also known as... (in a more dramatic tone) Research Nerd!

(Cut to an intro for Research Nerd. While in the background is clips of Sarah, the following white text is showing.)

Research Nerd
Starring: Sarah
Directed by: Sarah
Created, Produced, Written, Edited and Catered by: Sarah

Sarah: I decided I wanted to find out what was going on with that LifesBlood Labs stuff. So I did some high tech snooping. (whispering) Actually I just used Google. You'll never guess what I found out. Supposedly the reputable doctors at LifesBlood are in fact totally crazy. They're stealing from the Order. Yeah, I know. They're so bad that they're stealing from the bad guys. That's like taking candy from a baby - who is totally evil! If that is not shocking enough try this on for size: how about the fact that young, vibrant, wonderful, adorable me is stuck here doing freaking Internet research, while Jonas gets to fly off all over the world with guns and kicking and awesomeness and I'm stuck here in this undisclosed location. It sucks. Ugh, to be a wanted girl, to run everyday, with adventure. It's not fair. Not fair. All I'm saying.

In other news, I did make a new friend. He's cute. His name is Manny, and he's 65 years old. He runs the newspaper stand downstairs, and he makes sure to check out my boobs and butt every time I go in there for supplies. So very thoughtful of him. Without him watching them, they might - my God, they might run off and join the circus! At least somebody's interested in me. Well, parts of me. So, I'm gonna post the article for you guys to read. And since Jonas is too busy jet-setting to say thank you, thank you. show my gratitude...

(Sarah takes her glasses off slowly. She undoes her hair and shakes it around. She puts a pen in her mouth and smiles. The text "Research Nerd" is shown.)

Research Nerd!


  • Sarah posted the article here. [1] The article has several noticeable replacements of references to Dr. Leonard Alderman with "Harrison". According to some comments Sarah left on the comment board, she called the news paper and they claim that it was a typo.
Article said:
Drug Companies Vie For "Life Enhancement" Patent

Los Angeles, CA - September 23, 2008 - Verdus Pharmaceuticals, a top US drug corporation, has filed suit against LifesBlood LLC, a former "experimental" sub-division of its Research and Development department. LifesBlood recently severed ties to its parent company to form its own initiative. But Verdus claims LBL has stolen several projects in its departure, and is now suing the start-up for not only copyright infringement, but corporate espionage. One patent in particular, an as yes untitled "lifestyle enhancement medication," seems to be the main issue of contention.

Verdus CEO Ted McKinley claims "what [LBL] has done is unconscionable. We were developing a treatment that could radically change the health industry for the betterment of mankind, and all they see are dollar signs." McKinly (sic) goes on to say, "at first, [ours] was a mutual partnership. A successful one at that. But if Dr. Alderman and his colleagues feel the need to attain sole credit for this breakthrough, we at Verdus simply cannot let that pass."

McKinley is referring to Dr. Leonard Alderman, CEO and Founder of LifesBlood, LLC. Alderman anointed himself Director of Medical Research for the new LifesBlood Labs initiative, and has already promised several breakthroughs in the fields of phlebotomy and regenerative medicine. While still in the process of patent and FDA approval, Alderman guarantees that what they've created will be available for public consumption in the near future. "It would be wrong of us to keep these amazing things from those who need them most. We hope to roll out the technologies before the end of 2009."

But McKinley believes Harrison's motives have more to do with advancing profit margins for LBL: "It's simply a transparent effort to appeal to potential investors."

Alderman, however, sees things a little differently: "Our relationship with Verdus has been quite fruitful over the years, but it became clear that our goals had rapidly diverged. We wish Verdus and its various affiliations nothing but continued success." Harrison later added: "If Ted can't fit his head through the door anymore, that's his problem. Not ours."

McKinley was recently promoted from VP of Biotherapeutics at Verdus to CEO when the company's former chief executive officer, Elizabeth Avery, retired several months ago. He chose not to respond to Alderman's additional statement.

Verdus's suit demands records of all correspondence, email, and other communications between Harrison and his staff. Verdus also asks the court to order LBL to immediately process the documents for release.

An initial trial date is expected to be set for early Spring of 2009.
  • Sarah seems to be taking a few ideas away from Bree. She has a toy monkey (Bree had a puppet monkey named P.Monkey) and now she has her own show named 'Research Nerd' as Bree had 'Proving Science Wrong'.