Celestial Not-work

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Episode 276/2x121
Celestial Not-work

I've got you all under my spell now...

Blogger Charlie
Date Posted June 4th, 2008
URL lg15.com
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Length 2:56
Description Did Steve listen to anything I said in Hyde Park?
Location(s) Charlie's office, The new flat
YouTube Tags KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Charlie
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s) Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
On-Set Producer Louis Figgis
Line Producer Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s) Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s) Meryl Iona Edwards
Director(s) Yusuf Pirhasan
Head Writer Luke Hyams
Vidplay Neil Mossey
Story Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
Editor(s) John Palmer
Charlie Tara Rushton
Steve Giles Alderson
Lee Sam Donovan
Jeremy Yusuf Pirhasan
Meryl Meryl Iona Edwards
Balthazar Louis Figgis
Jennifer Hannah Templeton Cox
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Coconuts"
Next "Golf Day Out"
Previous by Charlie "Speakers' Corner"
Next by Charlie "The Day She Died"

Celestial Not-work is the two-hundred seventy-sixth webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the one-hundred twenty-first video of season two.


(Charlie is sitting at her desk in her office. She turns on the camera and crosses her arms.)

Charlie: Sorry I didn't post this sooner. I've tried calling but I thought I might as well put this up on here anyway. I'm sorry, Jules. I shouldn't have mentioned your eye. But look, you're okay. If you ever need to talk to me, you know where I am.

(Charlie goes to turn off the camera and there is a knock at the door. Steve appears and Charlie seems happy to see him.)

Charlie: Oh, hey!

Steve: Hey.

Charlie: How are you?

Steve: Hi.

(The two kiss and embrace in a hug.)

Charlie: (Points to the camera, addressing Jules.) And that sorry comes from the both of us. (To Steve.) Say hi to Jules, Steve.

Steve: (Looking irritated) Oh, uh...

Charlie: Yeah?

Steve: It's okay. Um... (Turns to leave.)

Charlie: No, no... come... what's-what's up?

(Steve enters the room again.)

Steve: I've, um, I've been going through some costs. Uh, uh, we can get through it later. It's just that it's probably better if we could...

Charlie: Don't tell me you've come here asking for cash? Have you burned the last that I've given you already? Are you gonna go and spend it on more stuff for your network?

Steve: No, look. The jacket was great. Is. Is great. Okay, look... I'll-I'll come back later. I've obviously caught you at a bad time.

(Steve walks out and Charlie chases after him.)

Charlie: Steve...

(Charlie walks back in and turns off the camera. Cut to Charlie walking to the door of the new flat. Lee is filming.)

Lee: So, the workers return home after a hard day's graft. (Charlie opens the door and Lee turns the camera on himself.) Yes, some grafting harder than others... Charlie? (Turns camera back to Charlie.)

Charlie: Lee.

(Charlie and Lee enter the flat.)

Lee: So, what lies within? A glass of wine, perhaps? (A hum is heard.) Some happy food? A spot of TV?

(Charlie and Lee enter the living area where Steve is seen with his Celestial Network friends, who are humming in unison in a circle hand to hand. Steve walks around the circle, helping them.)

Steve: Connect. (Rubs the [londe Chick's shoulders.) Connect. Feel the connection. Imagine what that connection would really fell like.

Charlie: Steve?

Steve: Deep.

Charlie: Steve? (Steve stops and looks at Charlie.) Would you mind connecting with me for a minute?

(Steve walks towards Charlie. Cut to the Celestial Network members humming on the floor.)

Lee: Well, um... right, well, uh, y-y-you lot just connect away. Um, I'm-I'm gonna make a brew. So just let us know if anyone wants one! (Backs away.) Okay.

Steve: Charlie, okay?

Charlie: No, it's not okay. It's not okay; I've been working all day and I come home and I see this sitting room in my flat!

Steve: I didn't think you'd mind, okay?

Charlie: Mind? It's my f- I live here Steve!

Steve: Okay, I should have asked.

Charlie: Yeah, you should have!

Steve: I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just needed a space. And, please... Look, I'll make it up to you. Tomorrow. I'll take you out, somewhere nice. We'll have a fun day out.

Jeremy: Oh, fun day out?

(Jeremy enters the room, interrupting Steve and Charlie.)

Charlie: And you're not coming!

(Steve shrugs. Jeremy walks dejected back into the living area.)